Who Wore it Better?
This one started making the rounds a day or so ago:
We're going to have to go with Don Johnson for this one.
UPDATE: Best comment so far - "Crockett....and Stubbs."
We're going to have to go with Don Johnson for this one.
UPDATE: Best comment so far - "Crockett....and Stubbs."
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
106 Comments:
Crockett....and Stubbs.
Wrong city Groot. Groot, get a fucking tie. Ridiculous that these politicians don’t have the common decency to wear a tie anymore
He would show up at the policy board meeting like that
Why to funny!
damn that guy on the right is ugly
More like De Plane De Plane...
I always wondered what happened to Tubbs..
I always wondered what happened to Tubbs..
Don Johnson for the win
Cameraman needs to kneel lower on the groot shot. Follow the direction of the Bloomberg pho-togs.
C’mon man!
Where is Tubbs? What an embarrassment.
Did she find that outfit at Zayre?
le plane! le plane! Is that Herve Villechaize? Oh no its her mayorass! Too bad there isn't a photo with Foxx wearing the same outfit with her! Cause the way the two of them act and are running things its the remake of Fantasy Island in Shitcago!
Beck plays Mr. Roarke and Lori plays the part of Tatoo. De murder, de murder. Don't miss the the new reality series Nightmare Chicago.
Don Johnson doesn’t have shit on The murder mayor Groot.
I truly hope she didn’t wear this white suit before Memorial Day. One must adhere to fashion rules, especially in her position.
For 1000, what is... Miami Vice, Sonny and Tubbs.
Is Eddie Johnson Tubbs
Da Plane Boss Da Plane♠️
Inform the Mayor that you don’t wear the color white after Labor Day. Fashion magazines will be placing her in the ‘Fashion Mistakes’ list...
"The guy that sold her that suit must've had a real sense of humor"
" Anonymous said...
Did she find that outfit at Zayre? ".....hey i resemble that remark!
And now we OFFICIALY have a clown for mayor.
We're going to have to go with Don Johnson for this one.
UPDATE: Best comment so far - "Crockett....and Stubbs."
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
SSC, I beg to differ Webster beats Johnson all day...
Shouldn't she be outfitted in black for the nearly 60 murders this month? Otherwise, great penguin look. She'll fit right in a upcoming Batman movie.
Chance the Snapper is more handsome.
“ le plane! le plane! Is that Herve Villechaize? ”
Many are not aware that Hervé Villechaise left his entire estate to a foundation. The foundation’s purpose is to build housing for indigent Little People. They are built to measurements making things easy on the Little occupants. They are called Stay Free Minipads.
/be sure to tip your waitress.
Among the applicants for Superintendent, are any from South Florida, specifically Miami or Dade County?
I was the guest of a company I have a side job with at yesterday’s City Club lunch. Grout was the speaker (after that mumbling half-wit Jesse Jackson said a prayer or something - nobody could tell what that scoundrel was saying.) and she spent 40 minutes telling us that she’s going to solve poverty in Chicago within a generation. It sounded like a Bernie Sanders campaign speech. My favorite part was how we have to diversify the police department.
She really doesn’t know what she’s doing, does she?
Oh shit! Dought it was cream color!
My eyes my eyes cant unsee stubbs .....
Wait! Stop! I still can’t get past those Bold Black Payless Shoes.
Doesn’t she usually have her hand in her pocket holding her derringer?
Looks to me like Jeff Dunham left one of his dummies behind
Hey. I thought u weren’t supposed to wear white between Labor Day and Memorial Day!!!! Fashion faux pas!!! Alert TMZ and the kardashians.
She really needs to get a stylist. You’re a mayor of a major city. That’s Gary, IN going on there.
if I remember correctly Crocket always got the bad guys no matter what had to be done. LL wants to social program the bad guy. Quite a difference
White suit? In winter?
Was the mayor at the U.S. State of the Union address?
Where all the woke Democrat women wore white in protest?
And if she was there, WHY? Doesn’t she have enough to do here in her very own Killing Fields?
If she can’t control her own “communities” here, she isn’t going to be able to go
play on any national level......just ask Rahmbo......he is toxic now......
Where is the fashion police when you really need them?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Remember Good Humor ice cream?
Anonymous said...
Did she find that outfit at Zayre?
2/15/2020 12:49:00 AM
I used to shop there as a kid. The one in pullman
Groot is a total fool. Lady your old and short......your desire to be fashionable exposes the two aforementioned points.
America
Another embarrassment, wow is she trying to act like she’s a cool law-enforcement type when she detests law-enforcement?You are the mayor of the city at least dress properly!
That Phil Collins song should be played whenever she walks into a room
Looks like she shops at smokey joes where all the real fasion bugs goes!Smokey Joes!
Nice catch. The observant poster that highlighted the Groot likeness was keen but some don’t get it. This Miami Vice Crockett spot, tops it for the more mature, seasoned SCC reader.
By the way, was this the outfit Groot wore with her posse for the President Trump, State of The Union speech?
Com’on man.
Not even a contest. Crockett, only because he tailored the look instead of the off-the-rack style Groot seems to goes for.
And her shoes? Hideous and obviously she’s lifting, a no-no in some circles.
Let’s skip the white after Labour Day/before Easter rule too.
Since we’re on celebrity fashion...
Travolta’s Saturday Night Fever suit is a thousand times more fly.
Though the 80’s were known for bringing weirdness and edgy fashion, nothing can beat 1940’s couture.
Check out Peter Lorre (as Signor Ugarte) in Casablanca if you want to go Groot-tropic in a white jacket with or without a Panama hat.
Other nostalgic notables:
- Steve Martin, A Wild and Crazy Guy
- The Good Humor Man, 1950
- Charmin toilet paper man, Don’t Squeeze the Charmin
The guy on the right is rockin' the Massillon pimp look.
Awww lil Webster.
Our city is the laughingstock of the world. Now give us our fuckin retro so I can get a new roof asholes
I have had the honor and pleasure throughout my life to work with multiple females both on and off the job, that are gay. Those in white collar positions or sales positions always dressed appropriately and professionally. I don’t know who the Mayors inner circle of handlers are but to be taken seriously you’d better dress to impress or in our world, “Does Your Uniform Demand Respect.” She is a horrible dresser wearing ill fitting and poorly tailored clothing and suits. Someone PLEASE stage an intervention and take her to Brooks Brothers!!!!!!!
This just mess up my memory of that show
More like Gary Coleman!
Larry Jackson, she called us clowns, look at it now. All she needs is a white glove.
2 Bricks Short of a Load Says:
I know that Lori shops at Kid's "R" Us...
Fucking awesome. All she needs now is a scotch and a cigar in her hand.
I’ll bet she has that poster in her living room right next to Scarface.
As Grand-Dad would've said?
"Sloven..."
I always got a kick out of Miami Vice, where Sonny Crockett would go "undercover" as Sonny Burnett, but he kept wearing the same old pastel suits and t shirts.
As if the Ferrari and other sports cars he drove on a regular basis didn't give him away already.
What a trashy ugly dude she is. Someone should kick her in the balls with a steel toe work boot!
If Mayor Poverty-Crime starts walking around in that Miami Vice get up and sporting a 'Three Day Stubble', like Don Johnson did in the show, the lackey's in the mainstream media better start asking her some tough fu-king questions.
One being; How in the Hell can you grow a beard?!?!
ps: Lightspeed's 'Wife' better start asking some questions then too! (rotflmao)
Where is Sonny's MAC-10 and custom 1911?
Johnson and No Johnson
Making the rounds from who? Mark Konkol?
That rascal is always stirring up trouble!
Lesson learned: don't step on J.B.'s toes.
what a freak show. kim, lori, toni. what silly ass nightmare did this town turn into?
Where them custom-made blue & white
platform saddle shoes at?
She got it on clearance at Kids are Us
I loved the show 'Miami Vice'. Not anymore! That being said, I shit myself when I seen this. I'll have the giggles for days now.
Johnson (Don) 5'11''
Groot (Evil) 5' 1''
Johnson wins... the look and the stature.
Odd that Rahm and Groot both wear the same size sport coat... Conspiracy much?
Groot is making sure polyester, in cheap suit form, has a comeback.
Groot is about 2/3 a step away from Eddie Murphy with the pander's suit look... He wore it better, for a movie role not as a fucking mayor of a major city, however.
https://compote.slate.com/images/a7716e61-7503-48e2-9481-25bad2ab6ee0.jpeg
For shame Lori, for shame.
Nice suit Lori... Do they make it in adult sizes?
Wow Lori... Last time I saw someone in dressed a suit like that it was open casket and the suit's wearer was flat on his back but the eulogy was nice at least.
What is the occasion Mayor? Yikes!
Some funeral homes will refuse to let anyone be buried in an outfit like hers... And darling Lori parades all around town in it. Good lord!
If Kim Foxx won't prosecute killers for murder, no chance in hell she will go after the mayor for crimes of fashion. Another bad guy in Chicago walks free...
Before and after.
Marty Feldman is rolling over in his grave.
"Minimum Vice"
An earlier post mentions Sonny’s custom M1911 .45ACP, but was it not a stainless steel Bren Ten (10 millimeter)? I was disappointed that the Bren Ten was not an approved on duty or off duty weapon 35 years ago!
Don Johnson played Sonny on TV, but Colin Farrell played Sonny in the movie about 10 years ago. We need a photo of Farrell next to Her Excellency The Groot to see whether The Groot is channeling Johnson or Farrell
Even the Fashion Police are fetal.
Anonymous said...
I always got a kick out of Miami Vice, where Sonny Crockett would go "undercover" as Sonny Burnett, but he kept wearing the same old pastel suits and t shirts.
As if the Ferrari and other sports cars he drove on a regular basis didn't give him away already.
2/15/2020 12:35:00 PM
Yeah because high level drug dealers in the 80's drove box chevys DUMBASS
She definitely needs a handler.
Looks to me like Jeff Dunham left one of his dummies behind... HA HA HA HA HA love it!!!
Whoever sold you that suit, had a real sense of humor.
Tuddy Cicero
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Odd that Rahm and Groot both wear the same size sport coat... Conspiracy much?
2/15/2020 04:20:00 PM
And on Saturdays they get together and both try on the wedding dress.....
Speechless, Just speechless.
I’d like to have fun with this...but.. I can’t wait to get the fuck outta here.
"Minimum Vice"
2/15/2020 05:44:00 PM
That actually made me laugh out loud!! Hahahaha good 1!!
Hard to choose between"Crocket and Stubbs" V "Johnson and No Johnson" you be the judge.
Honest to God, what is wrong with her? That is not being of sound mind.
Anonymous said...
Did she find that outfit at Zayre? ".....hey i resemble that remark!
2/15/2020 05:49:00 AM
I think it was purchased at Community. Does anyone even remember Community ???
Does your appearance Command Respect???
Less common sense than fashion sense, too.
Is that a real photo or photoshopped? I would fire my advisor(s) if they let me out in public like that.
Looks like a Bobble Head without the 'Bobble'. Put her in the middle of a Chicago blizzard wearing that outfit and she would be lost forever.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Did she find that outfit at Zayre? ".....hey i resemble that remark!
2/15/2020 05:49:00 AM
I think it was purchased at Community. Does anyone even remember Community ???
2/16/2020 10:20:00 AM
...Jackson & Damen.
Ride the electric bouncy horsey for a nickel.
Big bag o' greasy (coconut oil) popcorn
with REAL butter.
When a beloved uncle bought us a "Six Finger™" toy
and Mom blew a gasket over it...
Community.
Chicago & Paulina
47th & Halsted
The one in South Chicago...
93rd & Commercial?
Gotta blow the dust out of the WABAC machine...
Good times...
Zayre? Community? How about Jupiter? On Milwaukee by armitage...
You’re telling me that’s not Tubs next to Don Johnson?
She is making panama jack jealous.
Anonymous said...
Johnson and No Johnson
2/15/2020 02:34:00 PM
LOL on a couple levels!
If I had to guess she was at the SOTU speech with the rest of the brides of Farrakhan. Now, do you want to buy a pie?
Groot Suit!
Not a zoot suit
Funny thing is, if you had to screw one of them, it's probably the first person who wore the outfit.
I think she's off to Fantasy Island!
Zayre kicked butt!
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