Sunday, March 29, 2020

What is She Selling?

We don't want any:


And stay off the lawn.

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183 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Creepy.

3/29/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ding dong..Avon calling

3/29/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who’s the fascist now? I thought fences/barriers were bad. But now they are all up and down the lakefront.

3/29/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Remember when creepy clowns were running around at night? I guess this one didn't get the memo.

3/29/2020 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not selling anything. It's your neighbor's garden gnome out for a walk, wearing a frumpy suit. On the other hand, this sheltering in place has provided a respite from robocalls. I really don't miss hearing from Rachel at cardholder services, or offers of burial insurance.

3/29/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awh, a sad clown in the neighborhood

3/29/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY SOUL BE SAVED!
Don't be fooled.
Her partner is at your back door with a crow bar.
The old utility worker scam.
Don't open the door.
Call 311, tell them you're a Democrat, and pull their chain.

3/29/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuller Brush Man?

3/29/2020 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jehovah Witness?

Fuller Brush Man/Woman/Thing?

Aluminum Siding/Blow-In Insulation Sales?


The old folks had a way handle critters like this...

"Git!"
>Foot-Stomp!<

Uhhh... What kind of sound does a Groot actually make?

3/29/2020 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's not from around these parts

3/29/2020 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn hobo...
Aren't there anti-mopery/vagrancy laws on the books?

3/29/2020 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoe salesman perhaps

3/29/2020 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it is what is has become. Thanks Pugsley.

3/29/2020 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is challenging you to see if you are going to call her out for her throwing that coffee cup on your lawn. Watch out, the detail people are lurking behind the cars ready to pounce on you.

3/29/2020 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming for tax money and pensions... she/him/they are looking to redistribute wealth

3/29/2020 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like one of those lawn gnomes.

3/29/2020 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

recruiter for a clown college. an equal opportunity employer. and i thought the early morning witnesses were freaky !

3/29/2020 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why open the door? Leave it shut.

3/29/2020 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at least she's doing the social distancing thing.

3/29/2020 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay!!!!

Money maker idea!!!

1. Take this exact image.

2. 3D it.

3. Cast statue in lead!!!

4. Spray paint statue high gloss gold!!!

5. Brush paint over gold with dull black primer!!!

6. Wrap in newspaper, tied with cheap twine!!!

7. Bingo!!! Our own Maltese Falcon!!!


The stuff that dreams are made of......

3/29/2020 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mommy, daddy, look, there's a hobo out in front of our house.

3/29/2020 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor frog is selling crime is down, heyjackass has it at 505 shot / 100 dead

3/29/2020 04:17:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

at least her saggy pants saves all of us the trauma of seeing her backside.

give her credit, she bares her ass in a very lawyerly manner.

3/29/2020 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to make one of those with her near your broken toilets.

3/29/2020 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Jonnie Dougs said...

Shhhh, shut the door and turn off the lights... It’s a Mormon!!!

3/29/2020 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's time to put up a 5 foot fence and buy a couple of Rottweilers!

3/29/2020 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28


***Fuck the Lib Lt..Do what YOU want, this is America. Hey Lib Lt, Kiss my royal ass, and Groot too...Now come find me fucklips.

3/29/2020 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot took a side job as a Census Taker! She knows this Mayor thing wont work out next election.

3/29/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My coffee came through my snout as I laughed so hard at the comment made by 0402am: look mommy and daddy there is a hobo in front of our house.made my day.keep em coming!@

3/29/2020 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey isnt there a stay at home communist order!?!
Get back inside lady!! It's airborne!!

No soup for you!!

3/29/2020 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Have you found Pritzker yet? He loves you."

3/29/2020 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mayor and Fatass please show us what pandemic plans you had in place before Jan of 2020. My guess is NONE. Where were Illinois Ventilators and protective masks. There were NONE.
So quit blaming Trump. You sound like the Mayor of New Orleans during Katrina. Stop whinning and get to work securing needed tools to help the sick.

3/29/2020 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mom used to tell me horror stories about the gremlin sales man. It would cast an evil spell on you if you didn’t buy it’s lies.

3/29/2020 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So as the hipsters get banned on the lake, are the utes gonna get banned on Michigan Ave?

3/29/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Make sure you mail in the census form, or expect your doorbell to ring.

3/29/2020 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Larry, as long as you are out there pull a few weeds for me!

3/29/2020 07:00:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...she bares her a as in a very lawyerly manner..."

I can't stop wretching.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/29/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In that suit, all she needs is a toothbrush mustache, a derby hat and a cane and you have Charlies Chaplin

3/29/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM




Does she attack Trump or Republicans? If yes, Screen cap her social media. If she puts a CR on you, attach her posts to your To From. Demand CRs against her.

3/29/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ring ring, ring ring: Chicago Police, what's your emergency?
Me: I'd like to report a suspicious person standing on the sidewalk, not moving, and staring at my house for the past hour.

3/29/2020 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot! A new hair care product for a very low price,but wait,if you buy now from our salesperson “the groot” you will receive at no charge a water bill,higher taxes,social justice,higher crime and a premium can of bullshit. A little dab will do you.

3/29/2020 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry with all this going on and look at the state of Illinois is concerned with;

State extends pot business application deadline amid COVID-19 pandemic
https://chicago.suntimes.com/cannabis/2020/3/29/21198561/illinois-marijuana-legal-weed-craft-grower-transporter-infuser-license-deadline-extended-coronavirus

And as a bonus the weed stores stop selling recreational weed for one week but now they’re back selling it full force, and we have another one of our esteemed democratic state house so-called representatives pushing fever feverishly to have The weed man deliver priorities right. With everything going on this is what is important!

3/29/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

LOL. That's one great meme.

3/29/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s an embarrassment to professional women everywhere. Oh, and men.

3/29/2020 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but speaking of Tommy Toupee Dart and all his failures. I get a class action notice in mail by mistake where Sheriff is paying out 7.2 million to inmates he refused to give their medications too. Didn't he just 15 million for sexual assaults at his jail. Or should i say we paid.

3/29/2020 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the lib Lt in 002, GFY !! Douchbag

3/29/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can we impeach her?

fucking daley is starting to look really good

3/29/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Sgt. Saunders (CPD ret) said...

To the guy in 002. Fuck that Lt. Do it anyway. Just don't do it company time or equipment. And make no threats or reference about sexual preference or race.

3/29/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ssc she was in front of seisers homw begging him to take over and run it

seiser still n will run it.

3/29/2020 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor".

Not a cop,but I'll donate a couple of stamps and envelopes with some of the funnier pics. Need the name...

3/29/2020 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I thought Kimmy Foxx was an embarrassment.

3/29/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but Dart quoted on CNN article that Feds and local authorities are not helping him and he's on his own. Hey nitwit, did you ever think of separating the inmates before outbreak started. Why do NY Jails have fewer cases than yours

3/29/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Accepting clown college apps now. She looks like a clean cut hobo thing.

3/29/2020 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snake oil is what she is selling.

3/29/2020 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good stuff. Never let an imbeciles image go to waste.
-
I know for a fact that the Yoshino cherry tree behind Larri was in full flowering bloom before she arrived.
Furthermore, when Larrywise the Dancing Clown left, a red balloon was found tied to the sewer cover.

Stay Inside Stay Alive™️

3/29/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM

______________________________________________

In Chicago its ok to have demeaning images and statements about anyone just as long as its not a Democrat. LT. Ass Wipe was beside herself. The Toad Princes is a political deity who can do no wrong and you apparently didn't know that. Anyone not having her group think is the enemy and will be threatened and dealt with accordingly. Admonishments, CR #'s, re-education in the secret dungeon in the basement of Homan Square, trimming your finger nails with pliers and the ever popular car battery. Its called progressive discipline. You must rid yourself of such negative thoughts. LT. Ass Wipe exemplifies our glorious Toad leader and her blind loyalty to the administration. For that we should give her the one finger salute.

3/29/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SJW BS. Like BLM more ALM.

3/29/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

whats the bitch name

3/29/2020 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

trick or treat in big oaks

3/29/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Selling Bullshit, like all Crook County Democrat Politicians do.

3/29/2020 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This image is great.....

https://scontent.fphx1-3.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/91143382_10158937020565695_8640949144095031296_o.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=Y52cUY8rAA8AX9FE5NQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fphx1-3.fna&_nc_tp=7&oh=0feae878c9ac41849c952546c7b39c17&oe=5EA5E8CB

3/29/2020 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM

It is still America, but those who try to stifle our Freedom of Speach are not Americans. They are Fascists disguised as Liberals/Democrats.

3/29/2020 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is she really the best all of Chicago could do? It actually shows that that position in government is meaningless now. Everything of importance is being done in the background by people who don’t want to be known. They have no interest in standing around taking ridiculous photos to impress their wife. So who is the main person pulling her strings?

3/29/2020 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out, she's going to ask you for one of your com ed bills and try to tell you how much money you can save!

3/29/2020 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can Cupich and Phaker come out to play with me?

3/29/2020 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be throwin those cups in the yard.

3/29/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Fuller Brush Man?"

3/29/2020 12:35:00 AM

I have a fond memory of the gentleman who stopped by our back door...around 1965.

Is the knife sharpening guy with the grinding wheels on his old bike still around NW side?

3/29/2020 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if she has the roller skate key? Remember the song?

3/29/2020 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2020 census taker.

3/29/2020 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are hysterical! Comic relief!!!!!

3/29/2020 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is obviously a photoshop.... MayorGardenGnome is too tall....

3/29/2020 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off-topic but it just occurred to me as I drove by an empty catholic church this morning. How is the Catholic Church going to continue getting their money because they’re not getting it on Sunday mornings, at least for the time being. Will the federal government continue to give them funds to bring in people from third world countries to undercut the American citizen? How will father flaky afford his new clothes and bling? Asking for a friend.

3/29/2020 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Lightfoot was as hard on criminals as she is Corona or Cops, crime might actually go down

3/29/2020 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This conversation was overheard by numerous witnesses and reported to this fake news reporter:

NEIGHBOR: Hey son please stay off my grass or I'll be forced to call the department of Finance on you.[ large pit bull is heard barking in the background]

GROOT: Good morning my good neighbor, thank you for your vote, but could you kindly pick up after your dog he's ruining my lawn. Also my crack security staff tracks it into my official vehicle and frankly I can't enjoy my official herbal tea in the morning.

NEIGHBOR: Sic'em, go gett'm Fido![as large pit bull exits the front]

3/29/2020 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm picturing a moody Rottweiler charging through that open door.

3/29/2020 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you want to bet the city and state use this crisis as a reason to bankrupt the pension s and we get f--ked

3/29/2020 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

On a serious note yes we all have the freedom of speech but NOT WHILE WE ARE WORKING how come we can not seem to get this FACT.

3/29/2020 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city that works with a mayor that does not. Why won't she ever get this mad at the gangbangers when they be out killing their own people/folks ? Oh wait, that's right, I forgot, its black on black so she don't wanna complain about that

3/29/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-mccormick-place-cancellations-economic-hit-coronavirus-20200327-mrg77fpdrvg6heix3hcxlotbve-story.html

probably convention space

hey

you?

wanna go to a convention downtown with the homeless?

3/29/2020 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wondering, so now we can only "blow" a kees and from 6 feet away? What next!?

3/29/2020 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hostile work environment in 2 on days huh. Now that’s a CR #

3/29/2020 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You Think This Is Funny ? Remember This: This Mayor Was Elected By Less Than 50% Of The Eligible Voters !!! Blogger's, We Could Not Get Behind One Credible Candidate ! Go Ahead and Enjoy This Fun. The Sad Truth Is; "The Joke Is On Us"
PS: Have A Nice Day !

3/29/2020 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MERIT lib Lt is not , never was the police

3/29/2020 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call a exterminator quick we have a big RAT in the neighborhood.

3/29/2020 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Streetwise optional black leather cover

3/29/2020 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She seems to be getting smaller. Maybe she’s melting in the rain...?

3/29/2020 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess the people of color can ignore the stay home orders. Let see 44 people of color shot last night week and 4 killed. Maybe a Adam Mayor you should dir ct all your negative comments to the communities of color that just won’t shooting each other. What say you Mayor. Just courteous how many other crimes were committed last week by people of color. CWB outlines several but how many more happened? No one in the city administration would have the huts to answer that one. But everyone can see that over 90% of all the shooting in city are done by people of color. 90%+ hard to justify a number like that for any reason, but they will try. City is on edge of a very high cliff right now sure hope your prepared.

3/29/2020 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?


Only applies when it suits them

3/29/2020 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If your currently not a CCW holder you might want to rethink that policy. There is a reason the have allowed the hun shops to stay open. Government understands that they will be able to protect you. I know this sounds alarming but why else would they allow you to keep buying guns and ammo. Think about it. No don’t think, do something about it. The life you save might be your own.

3/29/2020 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Selling: Marxism. Bucking for a position on the forthcoming USSA Politboro

3/29/2020 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get off my lawn!

Listen old man, are you fucking crazy.
Fantastic movie. Fantastic scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0

3/29/2020 01:28:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

That looks like " here she comes, that's Cathy's clown".

3/29/2020 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the heck aren’t they taking this virus’s effect on CPD more seriously? They have people testing positive left and right and all the fakers hitting the medical. They need to have people sanitizing our work stations and vehicles 24/7. They should also be providing healthy meals for us in the station. We’re all going to get infected hitting drive thru’s and fast food joints. No fricken common sense.

There’s billions of dollars available from the Fed’s to pay for this stuff. Someone needs to get their act together before half the department is out sick.

Our exempt staff is fricken useless.

3/29/2020 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is disproportionately harassing healthy people. She is racist.

3/29/2020 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wolf tickets, that's what she's selling

3/29/2020 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut down Dunbar Park!These MF were out like this shit is not happening. The track was full of people playing catch etc. doing drills I'm like WTF

3/29/2020 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cardboard cut-outs with a sign that reads:

"Can't NOBODY tell ME what to do!"

Strategically placed in different areas
of "tha' communerty" then stand back and
watch the fun.

3/29/2020 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may want to send in your census form asap, unless yow want your doorbell to ring.

3/29/2020 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was she planning on growing into those pants?

3/29/2020 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

give her credit, she bares her ass in a very lawyerly manner.

3/29/2020 04:32:00 AM

She looks more like a census taker to me. Or a door to door salesman.

I'd like to see one of Le Groot and Tattoo. He could say, de beach, de beach, and Larry could say (in his manly voice) Stay Away or Else. The King has spoken.

3/29/2020 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM

You don't have freedom of speech at work, dumbass. Well, you do, but you won't have the job for very long if you say dumb shit. Your lieutenant is a moron, but so are you.

3/29/2020 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass.

3/29/2020 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Anyone else realize that the "stick up" boys were using hospital surgery masks months before the Corona virus ever appeared. Victims were reported it more and more often. That and wearing ANSI construction worker vests were the newest clothing items worn by the usual suspects.

3/29/2020 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the Avon Lady has really let herself go.

3/29/2020 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Fuller Brush Man?

3/29/2020 12:35:00 AM

Damn - you're old...

3/29/2020 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nothing more about 006 Lt and comments at roll call?

3/29/2020 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Malichay from children of the corn.

3/29/2020 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Desperately needs a stylist.

3/29/2020 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snake oil.

3/29/2020 04:59:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

To the poor triggered snowflake over the word "frog"

FOAD - you are everything wrong with society nowadays.

Asshat

3/29/2020 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like Charlie Chaplin.

3/29/2020 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay!!!!

Money maker idea!!!

1. Take this exact image.

2. 3D it.

3. Cast statue in lead!!!

4. Spray paint statue high gloss gold!!!

5. Brush paint over gold with dull black primer!!!

6. Wrap in newspaper, tied with cheap twine!!!

7. Bingo!!! Our own Maltese Falcon!!!


The stuff that dreams are made of......

3/29/2020 02:56:00 AM

Ah, yes. Now that you mention it I can see it now.

3/29/2020 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She Doing a "Medical Check" on a CPD officer...She is also responsibly using "social Distancing". Good Work Littlefoot!

3/29/2020 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why the heck aren’t they taking this virus’s effect on CPD more seriously? They have people testing positive left and right and all the fakers hitting the medical. They need to have people sanitizing our work stations and vehicles 24/7. They should also be providing healthy meals for us in the station. We’re all going to get infected hitting drive thru’s and fast food joints. No fricken common sense.

There’s billions of dollars available from the Fed’s to pay for this stuff. Someone needs to get their act together before half the department is out sick.

Our exempt staff is fricken useless.

3/29/2020 01:39:00 PM

You know, I’m not happy with a lot of things this department does. But you are what’s wrong with this department. Sanitize your own work space, a little bleach in a spray bottle does wonders & meals for us? Do you not know how to slap some mustard on two slices of bread & add a few slices of lunch meat & throw an apple in a paper bag? You are probably the same idiot in my office thinking he’s getting a stimulus check & should get extra because your old lady popped out a few kids. These are the same goofs, I watch everyday on the computer planning monthly getaways and dining out every day at work. Useless and embarrassing. I’d like to see you deal with what other people in this country are dealing with. Absolutely entitled, you are!

3/29/2020 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing a gremlin cross breed of Tattoo and Lil Wayne standing in front of my house at anytime of the day more especially night would scare the shit out of me! Damn!!!

3/29/2020 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




"y'all wanna buy a copy of Mohammed Speaks?"



(bonus points if you can name the movie)


3/29/2020 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flat Stanley,

3/29/2020 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have used the county jail as a temp hospital. All those empty rooms walls between them security no one cane leave dead or alive.
The real Hotel California!

3/29/2020 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
She is disproportionately harassing healthy people. She is racist.

3/29/2020 01:43:00 PM

She's a healthist!

3/29/2020 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM

Don’t speak ill of socialism or nazism or they will find a gulag or concentration camp for u

3/29/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I got a wolf ticket for ya.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-coronavirus-quarantine-runs-street-2177315

3/29/2020 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/29/2020 05:02:00 PM



She looks much more like a toad.

The ones that piss on your hand when you pick them up.

Nasty piss.

Nasty toad.

Not at all soup quality.

3/29/2020 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure the fuck hope she ain’t selling shoes

3/29/2020 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what, it probably won’t get posted, but fuck the Lieutenant in 002, his whole family and the horse he rode in on. Also fuck Lightfoot Laurie and that billionaire slob Jaba the hut

3/29/2020 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LT you and your buddy the Mayor are both assholes. Will be happy to explain it to after my next shift.

3/29/2020 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's her Lollipop Guild? I thought the Mayor of Munchkin Land always traveled with one?

3/29/2020 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All that is missing is a bowler hat and cane.

3/29/2020 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow Halloween cake around much quicker this year.

3/29/2020 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"She bares her ass in a lawyerly way?"
What are you drinking in Chicgo?

3/29/2020 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slowly I turn step by step inch by inch.

3/29/2020 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not selling, more like slinging....

3/29/2020 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks lost? Maybe point in the direction of Area 51.

3/29/2020 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

E.T phone home.

3/29/2020 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Day The Earth Stood Still,
Part II

3/29/2020 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass.

3/29/2020 03:41:00 PM

Your reading comprehension is suspect. It is a female lieutenant.

3/29/2020 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I expect Le Groot will do his own version of the "Stay the f*ck at home" song. Perhaps his own special rap version for the homies. Surely they will comply if Little Larry sings it in rap. It will also resonate with all those pardon me for being white types who will twerk and act like jerks to the alternative rap version. Next we will see coppers lip-syncing to it. God, I hope not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BA9eTXwGIk&feature=emb_logo
And the rap version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRZCPrg2OVM

3/29/2020 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure she isn't preaching the gospel?

3/29/2020 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's selling desperation, you can smell it from the stoop!

3/29/2020 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I tell you the one about the traveling salesman?

3/29/2020 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A carnival prize from the claw machine.

3/29/2020 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?

Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass

That could be you. Go for it

3/29/2020 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn (D-South Carolina), “This is a tremendous opportunity to restructure things to fit our vision.” That's what Groot and Governor 62706 and 7/8th are also thinking.

Bernie says Instacart workers should strike. Of course he has food. Still a company worth 8 billion could do more. At least they have have balls, something the FOP doesn't have. The lobbies still open? Check, all is well. "Their workers are demanding additional $5 an order, free safety gear (hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes, and soap) to workers, and expands its paid sick leave to include workers with pre-existing conditions who have been advised by their doctors not to work at this time. Workers say the strike will last until Instacart agrees to these terms".

3/29/2020 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BC youre paying your taxes and Fees

On;y going to go up Corona Busted the budget

3/29/2020 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time I see her, I blame RINO Lausch, loris bitch, who indicted Burke to take Daley, Mendoza and Preckwinkle out and pave the way for racist, cop hater Lori. That foolish game, which will never cause Burke any issues, was a massive waste of time. And Joyce and the rest of the Southwest scum like O’shea who constantly lick Loris ass, go fuck yourselves. You destroyed a city.

3/29/2020 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the Mohammed Speaks black pyramid scam? Bring on the Mothership and Wheel Supreme Wisdom! You Yakub jive turkey!

3/29/2020 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck the merit lt in 002. i worked for 100s of contractors and the city under daley. if you said anything about emporer da-lee in public or gawd forbid on a city phone people would freak out. " do you want me to lose my job ? " i was like wtf what part of the soviet union is this? they loved him and feared him at the same time. i never trusted that demented midget dictator and told everyone he would destroy our jobs and pensions. so liberals, you assume your employer is tapping your phone, and any deviance from the party line will send you to the gulag, but you love your dictators and are proud to be a democrat. liberalism is truly a mental illness !

3/29/2020 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the Undertaker. Bring out your dead.

3/29/2020 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O/T. Google me announced he is leaving with magnum p.i. in a few weeks. going to fairfax county va. ( d.c. area ) to be the real police. buh bye.

3/29/2020 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City hall is laughing their asses off because cataranza is still on the ballot. Why would you vote for a guy who rats out other officers, is a medical abuser, has more cr #s than I can count, was up to be fired more than once, domestics, and is at CALL BACK RIGHT NOW. What exactly do you think an unstable rat is going to do for you? If you vote for him you deserve what you get.

3/29/2020 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Are you sure she isn't preaching the gospel?

3/29/2020 08:11:00 PM


The child of a preacher and an avowed atheist.

You just KNOW she couldn't wait to blow that
hick town Massillon and parachute into Chicago
where she live out her credo of:

"Can't NOBODY tell ME what to do!"

A straight-up hateful rotter she is...

3/30/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All that is missing is a bowler hat and cane.
Lmfao I immediately thought of Charlie Chaplin too��

3/30/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't have freedom of speech at work, dumbass. Well, you do, but you won't have the job for very long if you say dumb shit. Your lieutenant is a moron, but so are you.

AND

On a serious note yes we all have the freedom of speech but NOT WHILE WE ARE WORKING how come we can not seem to get this FACT.

Spoken like true Fascists. Did you even fully read the comment dumbASS ?! It says if caught disseminating, as in if she learns that you sent a funny meme to anyone, even on your RDO, she's dropping a dime. Practically begging the suckups to get dirt and turn you in. He's not talking about standing at the podium giving a speech during roll call. Talking about the Thought Police !

Gotta be talking about Lt Princess Leia Margolis

3/30/2020 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Get off my lawn!

Listen old man, are you fucking crazy.
Fantastic movie. Fantastic scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0

3/29/2020 01:28:00 PM

Watched it last night. One of the best movies ever.

3/30/2020 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is She Selling?
...................................
Bullshit.... Plain and simple......

3/30/2020 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a Groot Suit Riot!

3/30/2020 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the hun shops"
They sell Germans at the hun shops?

3/30/2020 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sauganash Whole Food Employee tests positive for virus

Not Even the elite Queen of All Cadillacs neighborhood safe

3/30/2020 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is selling hand sanitizer and toilet paper (single rolls only) at 800% above normal market value... The city needs money, even the mayor hoofs it door to door.

3/30/2020 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Groot is door to door selling Hope... She can keep the Change!

3/30/2020 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man, can you imagine waking up to that in the morning? I think I’d rather sleep on a sidewalk or homeless shelte and definitely have an addiction problem

3/30/2020 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you were denied a mask you should hit the medical. You’re at higher risk and you have no mask or ppe to help. Give them what they want. Thousands on the medical.

3/30/2020 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:28 PM
Proud to say I shot the Fuller Brush Man with a
squirt gun thru the screen door (~1959-1960).
Parents not home. He returned to tell of the aqueous attack.
WTF, Castle Doctrine before the term was coined.
One of the best memories of childhood.
Only in America.
God Bless The USA

3/30/2020 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keesing bandit, no more kissing until 4/30/2020 unless you have a very long tongue like gene simmons from KISS.

3/30/2020 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A big ole shit sandwich

3/30/2020 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Streetwise for a buck

3/30/2020 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot took a side job as a Census Taker! She knows this Mayor thing wont work out next election.

Unfortunately if Foxx got reelected so will she. I live in the 45 ward and Foxx won the ward
(because of Portage park Arena Libs) Sickening

3/30/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger grunt archangel said...

Damn Amish are selling cheese again. Honey bring me 5 dollars.

3/30/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Lionel Hutz said...

Well she knows she will get re-elected so she can do whatever she wants. I thought she was a one-term mayor too but after Kimberly Foxx won (and by a large margin) who was soiled by more scandal than Lightfoot, we better get used to dealing with Bug-Eyes until 2025. This is how the Democratic machine stays in power now...racial politics. Depressing...but this city gets the government it deserves.

3/30/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the creepy Zuni fetish warrior doll from the Karen Black movie " Trilogy of Terror".

3/30/2020 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honey, I shrunk the Grim Reaper.

3/30/2020 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like she is pulling post for Callypso Louie! Bean Pie anyone?

3/30/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the mayor agnostic?

3/30/2020 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

STOP THE MEMES. The Mayor was just on an audio clip from WLS radio where she was asked about the photos of her floating around social media. She said she enjoys them. Give her no pleasure!

3/30/2020 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's 3-4am and you have the instinct to take a look outside and you see that object standing in your view. What would you do?

3/30/2020 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot knocks on door
"I would like to ask if you have accepted JB Prickster to be your Lard and Slaver?

3/30/2020 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your city is more fucked than a New Orleans hooker at a plumbers convention.

3/30/2020 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trilogy of Terror...damn that I awesome! Salute

3/30/2020 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amway representative.

3/30/2020 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can I get this cut out for halloween?

3/30/2020 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not queen of all cadillacs anymore. Now it's queen of all lexus and acuras.

3/31/2020 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out am 1570 between 2-4 Tue thru Friday. Funny talk show it is. Named "Butt Naked Truth."

3/31/2020 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl Scouts cookie collection time!

3/31/2020 09:06:00 PM  

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