It's not selling anything. It's your neighbor's garden gnome out for a walk, wearing a frumpy suit. On the other hand, this sheltering in place has provided a respite from robocalls. I really don't miss hearing from Rachel at cardholder services, or offers of burial insurance.
MY SOUL BE SAVED! Don't be fooled. Her partner is at your back door with a crow bar. The old utility worker scam. Don't open the door. Call 311, tell them you're a Democrat, and pull their chain.
She is challenging you to see if you are going to call her out for her throwing that coffee cup on your lawn. Watch out, the detail people are lurking behind the cars ready to pounce on you.
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
nonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ? 3/29/2020 03:28
***Fuck the Lib Lt..Do what YOU want, this is America. Hey Lib Lt, Kiss my royal ass, and Groot too...Now come find me fucklips.
My coffee came through my snout as I laughed so hard at the comment made by 0402am: look mommy and daddy there is a hobo in front of our house.made my day.keep em coming!@
Dear Mayor and Fatass please show us what pandemic plans you had in place before Jan of 2020. My guess is NONE. Where were Illinois Ventilators and protective masks. There were NONE. So quit blaming Trump. You sound like the Mayor of New Orleans during Katrina. Stop whinning and get to work securing needed tools to help the sick.
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
Does she attack Trump or Republicans? If yes, Screen cap her social media. If she puts a CR on you, attach her posts to your To From. Demand CRs against her.
Ring ring, ring ring: Chicago Police, what's your emergency? Me: I'd like to report a suspicious person standing on the sidewalk, not moving, and staring at my house for the past hour.
Groot! A new hair care product for a very low price,but wait,if you buy now from our salesperson “the groot” you will receive at no charge a water bill,higher taxes,social justice,higher crime and a premium can of bullshit. A little dab will do you.
Don’t worry with all this going on and look at the state of Illinois is concerned with;
State extends pot business application deadline amid COVID-19 pandemic https://chicago.suntimes.com/cannabis/2020/3/29/21198561/illinois-marijuana-legal-weed-craft-grower-transporter-infuser-license-deadline-extended-coronavirus
And as a bonus the weed stores stop selling recreational weed for one week but now they’re back selling it full force, and we have another one of our esteemed democratic state house so-called representatives pushing fever feverishly to have The weed man deliver priorities right. With everything going on this is what is important!
Off topic but speaking of Tommy Toupee Dart and all his failures. I get a class action notice in mail by mistake where Sheriff is paying out 7.2 million to inmates he refused to give their medications too. Didn't he just 15 million for sexual assaults at his jail. Or should i say we paid.
To the guy in 002. Fuck that Lt. Do it anyway. Just don't do it company time or equipment. And make no threats or reference about sexual preference or race.
Anonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor".
Not a cop,but I'll donate a couple of stamps and envelopes with some of the funnier pics. Need the name...
Off topic but Dart quoted on CNN article that Feds and local authorities are not helping him and he's on his own. Hey nitwit, did you ever think of separating the inmates before outbreak started. Why do NY Jails have fewer cases than yours
Good stuff. Never let an imbeciles image go to waste. - I know for a fact that the Yoshino cherry tree behind Larri was in full flowering bloom before she arrived. Furthermore, when Larrywise the Dancing Clown left, a red balloon was found tied to the sewer cover.
Anonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ? 3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
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In Chicago its ok to have demeaning images and statements about anyone just as long as its not a Democrat. LT. Ass Wipe was beside herself. The Toad Princes is a political deity who can do no wrong and you apparently didn't know that. Anyone not having her group think is the enemy and will be threatened and dealt with accordingly. Admonishments, CR #'s, re-education in the secret dungeon in the basement of Homan Square, trimming your finger nails with pliers and the ever popular car battery. Its called progressive discipline. You must rid yourself of such negative thoughts. LT. Ass Wipe exemplifies our glorious Toad leader and her blind loyalty to the administration. For that we should give her the one finger salute.
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
Anonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
It is still America, but those who try to stifle our Freedom of Speach are not Americans. They are Fascists disguised as Liberals/Democrats.
Is she really the best all of Chicago could do? It actually shows that that position in government is meaningless now. Everything of importance is being done in the background by people who don’t want to be known. They have no interest in standing around taking ridiculous photos to impress their wife. So who is the main person pulling her strings?
Off-topic but it just occurred to me as I drove by an empty catholic church this morning. How is the Catholic Church going to continue getting their money because they’re not getting it on Sunday mornings, at least for the time being. Will the federal government continue to give them funds to bring in people from third world countries to undercut the American citizen? How will father flaky afford his new clothes and bling? Asking for a friend.
This conversation was overheard by numerous witnesses and reported to this fake news reporter:
NEIGHBOR: Hey son please stay off my grass or I'll be forced to call the department of Finance on you.[ large pit bull is heard barking in the background]
GROOT: Good morning my good neighbor, thank you for your vote, but could you kindly pick up after your dog he's ruining my lawn. Also my crack security staff tracks it into my official vehicle and frankly I can't enjoy my official herbal tea in the morning.
NEIGHBOR: Sic'em, go gett'm Fido![as large pit bull exits the front]
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
On a serious note yes we all have the freedom of speech but NOT WHILE WE ARE WORKING how come we can not seem to get this FACT.
The city that works with a mayor that does not. Why won't she ever get this mad at the gangbangers when they be out killing their own people/folks ? Oh wait, that's right, I forgot, its black on black so she don't wanna complain about that
You Think This Is Funny ? Remember This: This Mayor Was Elected By Less Than 50% Of The Eligible Voters !!! Blogger's, We Could Not Get Behind One Credible Candidate ! Go Ahead and Enjoy This Fun. The Sad Truth Is; "The Joke Is On Us" PS: Have A Nice Day !
Guess the people of color can ignore the stay home orders. Let see 44 people of color shot last night week and 4 killed. Maybe a Adam Mayor you should dir ct all your negative comments to the communities of color that just won’t shooting each other. What say you Mayor. Just courteous how many other crimes were committed last week by people of color. CWB outlines several but how many more happened? No one in the city administration would have the huts to answer that one. But everyone can see that over 90% of all the shooting in city are done by people of color. 90%+ hard to justify a number like that for any reason, but they will try. City is on edge of a very high cliff right now sure hope your prepared.
Anonymous Anonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
If your currently not a CCW holder you might want to rethink that policy. There is a reason the have allowed the hun shops to stay open. Government understands that they will be able to protect you. I know this sounds alarming but why else would they allow you to keep buying guns and ammo. Think about it. No don’t think, do something about it. The life you save might be your own.
Why the heck aren’t they taking this virus’s effect on CPD more seriously? They have people testing positive left and right and all the fakers hitting the medical. They need to have people sanitizing our work stations and vehicles 24/7. They should also be providing healthy meals for us in the station. We’re all going to get infected hitting drive thru’s and fast food joints. No fricken common sense.
There’s billions of dollars available from the Fed’s to pay for this stuff. Someone needs to get their act together before half the department is out sick.
give her credit, she bares her ass in a very lawyerly manner.
3/29/2020 04:32:00 AM
She looks more like a census taker to me. Or a door to door salesman.
I'd like to see one of Le Groot and Tattoo. He could say, de beach, de beach, and Larry could say (in his manly voice) Stay Away or Else. The King has spoken.
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
You don't have freedom of speech at work, dumbass. Well, you do, but you won't have the job for very long if you say dumb shit. Your lieutenant is a moron, but so are you.
Anonymous Anonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass.
OT: Anyone else realize that the "stick up" boys were using hospital surgery masks months before the Corona virus ever appeared. Victims were reported it more and more often. That and wearing ANSI construction worker vests were the newest clothing items worn by the usual suspects.
Anonymous said... Why the heck aren’t they taking this virus’s effect on CPD more seriously? They have people testing positive left and right and all the fakers hitting the medical. They need to have people sanitizing our work stations and vehicles 24/7. They should also be providing healthy meals for us in the station. We’re all going to get infected hitting drive thru’s and fast food joints. No fricken common sense.
There’s billions of dollars available from the Fed’s to pay for this stuff. Someone needs to get their act together before half the department is out sick.
Our exempt staff is fricken useless.
3/29/2020 01:39:00 PM
You know, I’m not happy with a lot of things this department does. But you are what’s wrong with this department. Sanitize your own work space, a little bleach in a spray bottle does wonders & meals for us? Do you not know how to slap some mustard on two slices of bread & add a few slices of lunch meat & throw an apple in a paper bag? You are probably the same idiot in my office thinking he’s getting a stimulus check & should get extra because your old lady popped out a few kids. These are the same goofs, I watch everyday on the computer planning monthly getaways and dining out every day at work. Useless and embarrassing. I’d like to see you deal with what other people in this country are dealing with. Absolutely entitled, you are!
Seeing a gremlin cross breed of Tattoo and Lil Wayne standing in front of my house at anytime of the day more especially night would scare the shit out of me! Damn!!!
They should have used the county jail as a temp hospital. All those empty rooms walls between them security no one cane leave dead or alive. The real Hotel California!
Anonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
Don’t speak ill of socialism or nazism or they will find a gulag or concentration camp for u
You know what, it probably won’t get posted, but fuck the Lieutenant in 002, his whole family and the horse he rode in on. Also fuck Lightfoot Laurie and that billionaire slob Jaba the hut
I expect Le Groot will do his own version of the "Stay the f*ck at home" song. Perhaps his own special rap version for the homies. Surely they will comply if Little Larry sings it in rap. It will also resonate with all those pardon me for being white types who will twerk and act like jerks to the alternative rap version. Next we will see coppers lip-syncing to it. God, I hope not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BA9eTXwGIk&feature=emb_logo And the rap version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRZCPrg2OVM
Anonymous Anonymous said... Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass
House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn (D-South Carolina), “This is a tremendous opportunity to restructure things to fit our vision.” That's what Groot and Governor 62706 and 7/8th are also thinking.
Bernie says Instacart workers should strike. Of course he has food. Still a company worth 8 billion could do more. At least they have have balls, something the FOP doesn't have. The lobbies still open? Check, all is well. "Their workers are demanding additional $5 an order, free safety gear (hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes, and soap) to workers, and expands its paid sick leave to include workers with pre-existing conditions who have been advised by their doctors not to work at this time. Workers say the strike will last until Instacart agrees to these terms".
Every time I see her, I blame RINO Lausch, loris bitch, who indicted Burke to take Daley, Mendoza and Preckwinkle out and pave the way for racist, cop hater Lori. That foolish game, which will never cause Burke any issues, was a massive waste of time. And Joyce and the rest of the Southwest scum like O’shea who constantly lick Loris ass, go fuck yourselves. You destroyed a city.
fuck the merit lt in 002. i worked for 100s of contractors and the city under daley. if you said anything about emporer da-lee in public or gawd forbid on a city phone people would freak out. " do you want me to lose my job ? " i was like wtf what part of the soviet union is this? they loved him and feared him at the same time. i never trusted that demented midget dictator and told everyone he would destroy our jobs and pensions. so liberals, you assume your employer is tapping your phone, and any deviance from the party line will send you to the gulag, but you love your dictators and are proud to be a democrat. liberalism is truly a mental illness !
City hall is laughing their asses off because cataranza is still on the ballot. Why would you vote for a guy who rats out other officers, is a medical abuser, has more cr #s than I can count, was up to be fired more than once, domestics, and is at CALL BACK RIGHT NOW. What exactly do you think an unstable rat is going to do for you? If you vote for him you deserve what you get.
You don't have freedom of speech at work, dumbass. Well, you do, but you won't have the job for very long if you say dumb shit. Your lieutenant is a moron, but so are you.
AND
On a serious note yes we all have the freedom of speech but NOT WHILE WE ARE WORKING how come we can not seem to get this FACT.
Spoken like true Fascists. Did you even fully read the comment dumbASS ?! It says if caught disseminating, as in if she learns that you sent a funny meme to anyone, even on your RDO, she's dropping a dime. Practically begging the suckups to get dirt and turn you in. He's not talking about standing at the podium giving a speech during roll call. Talking about the Thought Police !
Groot is selling hand sanitizer and toilet paper (single rolls only) at 800% above normal market value... The city needs money, even the mayor hoofs it door to door.
Oh man, can you imagine waking up to that in the morning? I think I’d rather sleep on a sidewalk or homeless shelte and definitely have an addiction problem
If you were denied a mask you should hit the medical. You’re at higher risk and you have no mask or ppe to help. Give them what they want. Thousands on the medical.
4:28 PM Proud to say I shot the Fuller Brush Man with a squirt gun thru the screen door (~1959-1960). Parents not home. He returned to tell of the aqueous attack. WTF, Castle Doctrine before the term was coined. One of the best memories of childhood. Only in America. God Bless The USA
Well she knows she will get re-elected so she can do whatever she wants. I thought she was a one-term mayor too but after Kimberly Foxx won (and by a large margin) who was soiled by more scandal than Lightfoot, we better get used to dealing with Bug-Eyes until 2025. This is how the Democratic machine stays in power now...racial politics. Depressing...but this city gets the government it deserves.
STOP THE MEMES. The Mayor was just on an audio clip from WLS radio where she was asked about the photos of her floating around social media. She said she enjoys them. Give her no pleasure!
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Creepy.
Ding dong..Avon calling
Who’s the fascist now? I thought fences/barriers were bad. But now they are all up and down the lakefront.
Remember when creepy clowns were running around at night? I guess this one didn't get the memo.
It's not selling anything. It's your neighbor's garden gnome out for a walk, wearing a frumpy suit. On the other hand, this sheltering in place has provided a respite from robocalls. I really don't miss hearing from Rachel at cardholder services, or offers of burial insurance.
Awh, a sad clown in the neighborhood
MY SOUL BE SAVED!
Don't be fooled.
Her partner is at your back door with a crow bar.
The old utility worker scam.
Don't open the door.
Call 311, tell them you're a Democrat, and pull their chain.
Fuller Brush Man?
Jehovah Witness?
Fuller Brush Man/Woman/Thing?
Aluminum Siding/Blow-In Insulation Sales?
The old folks had a way handle critters like this...
"Git!"
>Foot-Stomp!<
Uhhh... What kind of sound does a Groot actually make?
She's not from around these parts
Damn hobo...
Aren't there anti-mopery/vagrancy laws on the books?
Shoe salesman perhaps
it is what is has become. Thanks Pugsley.
She is challenging you to see if you are going to call her out for her throwing that coffee cup on your lawn. Watch out, the detail people are lurking behind the cars ready to pounce on you.
Coming for tax money and pensions... she/him/they are looking to redistribute wealth
looks like one of those lawn gnomes.
recruiter for a clown college. an equal opportunity employer. and i thought the early morning witnesses were freaky !
Why open the door? Leave it shut.
at least she's doing the social distancing thing.
Okay!!!!
Money maker idea!!!
1. Take this exact image.
2. 3D it.
3. Cast statue in lead!!!
4. Spray paint statue high gloss gold!!!
5. Brush paint over gold with dull black primer!!!
6. Wrap in newspaper, tied with cheap twine!!!
7. Bingo!!! Our own Maltese Falcon!!!
The stuff that dreams are made of......
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
Mommy, daddy, look, there's a hobo out in front of our house.
Mayor frog is selling crime is down, heyjackass has it at 505 shot / 100 dead
at least her saggy pants saves all of us the trauma of seeing her backside.
give her credit, she bares her ass in a very lawyerly manner.
Someone needs to make one of those with her near your broken toilets.
Shhhh, shut the door and turn off the lights... It’s a Mormon!!!
It's time to put up a 5 foot fence and buy a couple of Rottweilers!
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Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28
***Fuck the Lib Lt..Do what YOU want, this is America. Hey Lib Lt, Kiss my royal ass, and Groot too...Now come find me fucklips.
Groot took a side job as a Census Taker! She knows this Mayor thing wont work out next election.
My coffee came through my snout as I laughed so hard at the comment made by 0402am: look mommy and daddy there is a hobo in front of our house.made my day.keep em coming!@
Hey isnt there a stay at home communist order!?!
Get back inside lady!! It's airborne!!
No soup for you!!
"Have you found Pritzker yet? He loves you."
Dear Mayor and Fatass please show us what pandemic plans you had in place before Jan of 2020. My guess is NONE. Where were Illinois Ventilators and protective masks. There were NONE.
So quit blaming Trump. You sound like the Mayor of New Orleans during Katrina. Stop whinning and get to work securing needed tools to help the sick.
My mom used to tell me horror stories about the gremlin sales man. It would cast an evil spell on you if you didn’t buy it’s lies.
So as the hipsters get banned on the lake, are the utes gonna get banned on Michigan Ave?
Make sure you mail in the census form, or expect your doorbell to ring.
Hey Larry, as long as you are out there pull a few weeds for me!
"...she bares her a as in a very lawyerly manner..."
I can't stop wretching.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
In that suit, all she needs is a toothbrush mustache, a derby hat and a cane and you have Charlies Chaplin
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
Does she attack Trump or Republicans? If yes, Screen cap her social media. If she puts a CR on you, attach her posts to your To From. Demand CRs against her.
Ring ring, ring ring: Chicago Police, what's your emergency?
Me: I'd like to report a suspicious person standing on the sidewalk, not moving, and staring at my house for the past hour.
Groot! A new hair care product for a very low price,but wait,if you buy now from our salesperson “the groot” you will receive at no charge a water bill,higher taxes,social justice,higher crime and a premium can of bullshit. A little dab will do you.
Don’t worry with all this going on and look at the state of Illinois is concerned with;
State extends pot business application deadline amid COVID-19 pandemic
https://chicago.suntimes.com/cannabis/2020/3/29/21198561/illinois-marijuana-legal-weed-craft-grower-transporter-infuser-license-deadline-extended-coronavirus
And as a bonus the weed stores stop selling recreational weed for one week but now they’re back selling it full force, and we have another one of our esteemed democratic state house so-called representatives pushing fever feverishly to have The weed man deliver priorities right. With everything going on this is what is important!
LOL. That's one great meme.
She’s an embarrassment to professional women everywhere. Oh, and men.
Off topic but speaking of Tommy Toupee Dart and all his failures. I get a class action notice in mail by mistake where Sheriff is paying out 7.2 million to inmates he refused to give their medications too. Didn't he just 15 million for sexual assaults at his jail. Or should i say we paid.
To the lib Lt in 002, GFY !! Douchbag
can we impeach her?
fucking daley is starting to look really good
To the guy in 002. Fuck that Lt. Do it anyway. Just don't do it company time or equipment. And make no threats or reference about sexual preference or race.
ssc she was in front of seisers homw begging him to take over and run it
seiser still n will run it.
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Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor".
Not a cop,but I'll donate a couple of stamps and envelopes with some of the funnier pics. Need the name...
And I thought Kimmy Foxx was an embarrassment.
Off topic but Dart quoted on CNN article that Feds and local authorities are not helping him and he's on his own. Hey nitwit, did you ever think of separating the inmates before outbreak started. Why do NY Jails have fewer cases than yours
Accepting clown college apps now. She looks like a clean cut hobo thing.
Snake oil is what she is selling.
Good stuff. Never let an imbeciles image go to waste.
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I know for a fact that the Yoshino cherry tree behind Larri was in full flowering bloom before she arrived.
Furthermore, when Larrywise the Dancing Clown left, a red balloon was found tied to the sewer cover.
Stay Inside Stay Alive™️
Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
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In Chicago its ok to have demeaning images and statements about anyone just as long as its not a Democrat. LT. Ass Wipe was beside herself. The Toad Princes is a political deity who can do no wrong and you apparently didn't know that. Anyone not having her group think is the enemy and will be threatened and dealt with accordingly. Admonishments, CR #'s, re-education in the secret dungeon in the basement of Homan Square, trimming your finger nails with pliers and the ever popular car battery. Its called progressive discipline. You must rid yourself of such negative thoughts. LT. Ass Wipe exemplifies our glorious Toad leader and her blind loyalty to the administration. For that we should give her the one finger salute.
SJW BS. Like BLM more ALM.
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
whats the bitch name
trick or treat in big oaks
Selling Bullshit, like all Crook County Democrat Politicians do.
This image is great.....
https://scontent.fphx1-3.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/91143382_10158937020565695_8640949144095031296_o.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=Y52cUY8rAA8AX9FE5NQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fphx1-3.fna&_nc_tp=7&oh=0feae878c9ac41849c952546c7b39c17&oe=5EA5E8CB
Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
It is still America, but those who try to stifle our Freedom of Speach are not Americans. They are Fascists disguised as Liberals/Democrats.
Is she really the best all of Chicago could do? It actually shows that that position in government is meaningless now. Everything of importance is being done in the background by people who don’t want to be known. They have no interest in standing around taking ridiculous photos to impress their wife. So who is the main person pulling her strings?
Watch out, she's going to ask you for one of your com ed bills and try to tell you how much money you can save!
Can Cupich and Phaker come out to play with me?
Don't be throwin those cups in the yard.
"Fuller Brush Man?"
3/29/2020 12:35:00 AM
I have a fond memory of the gentleman who stopped by our back door...around 1965.
Is the knife sharpening guy with the grinding wheels on his old bike still around NW side?
I wonder if she has the roller skate key? Remember the song?
2020 census taker.
You guys are hysterical! Comic relief!!!!!
That is obviously a photoshop.... MayorGardenGnome is too tall....
Off-topic but it just occurred to me as I drove by an empty catholic church this morning. How is the Catholic Church going to continue getting their money because they’re not getting it on Sunday mornings, at least for the time being. Will the federal government continue to give them funds to bring in people from third world countries to undercut the American citizen? How will father flaky afford his new clothes and bling? Asking for a friend.
If Lightfoot was as hard on criminals as she is Corona or Cops, crime might actually go down
This conversation was overheard by numerous witnesses and reported to this fake news reporter:
NEIGHBOR: Hey son please stay off my grass or I'll be forced to call the department of Finance on you.[ large pit bull is heard barking in the background]
GROOT: Good morning my good neighbor, thank you for your vote, but could you kindly pick up after your dog he's ruining my lawn. Also my crack security staff tracks it into my official vehicle and frankly I can't enjoy my official herbal tea in the morning.
NEIGHBOR: Sic'em, go gett'm Fido![as large pit bull exits the front]
I'm picturing a moody Rottweiler charging through that open door.
What do you want to bet the city and state use this crisis as a reason to bankrupt the pension s and we get f--ked
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
On a serious note yes we all have the freedom of speech but NOT WHILE WE ARE WORKING how come we can not seem to get this FACT.
The city that works with a mayor that does not. Why won't she ever get this mad at the gangbangers when they be out killing their own people/folks ? Oh wait, that's right, I forgot, its black on black so she don't wanna complain about that
https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-mccormick-place-cancellations-economic-hit-coronavirus-20200327-mrg77fpdrvg6heix3hcxlotbve-story.html
probably convention space
hey
you?
wanna go to a convention downtown with the homeless?
Just wondering, so now we can only "blow" a kees and from 6 feet away? What next!?
Hostile work environment in 2 on days huh. Now that’s a CR #
You Think This Is Funny ? Remember This: This Mayor Was Elected By Less Than 50% Of The Eligible Voters !!! Blogger's, We Could Not Get Behind One Credible Candidate ! Go Ahead and Enjoy This Fun. The Sad Truth Is; "The Joke Is On Us"
PS: Have A Nice Day !
MERIT lib Lt is not , never was the police
Call a exterminator quick we have a big RAT in the neighborhood.
Streetwise optional black leather cover
She seems to be getting smaller. Maybe she’s melting in the rain...?
Guess the people of color can ignore the stay home orders. Let see 44 people of color shot last night week and 4 killed. Maybe a Adam Mayor you should dir ct all your negative comments to the communities of color that just won’t shooting each other. What say you Mayor. Just courteous how many other crimes were committed last week by people of color. CWB outlines several but how many more happened? No one in the city administration would have the huts to answer that one. But everyone can see that over 90% of all the shooting in city are done by people of color. 90%+ hard to justify a number like that for any reason, but they will try. City is on edge of a very high cliff right now sure hope your prepared.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
Only applies when it suits them
If your currently not a CCW holder you might want to rethink that policy. There is a reason the have allowed the hun shops to stay open. Government understands that they will be able to protect you. I know this sounds alarming but why else would they allow you to keep buying guns and ammo. Think about it. No don’t think, do something about it. The life you save might be your own.
Selling: Marxism. Bucking for a position on the forthcoming USSA Politboro
Get off my lawn!
Listen old man, are you fucking crazy.
Fantastic movie. Fantastic scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0
That looks like " here she comes, that's Cathy's clown".
Why the heck aren’t they taking this virus’s effect on CPD more seriously? They have people testing positive left and right and all the fakers hitting the medical. They need to have people sanitizing our work stations and vehicles 24/7. They should also be providing healthy meals for us in the station. We’re all going to get infected hitting drive thru’s and fast food joints. No fricken common sense.
There’s billions of dollars available from the Fed’s to pay for this stuff. Someone needs to get their act together before half the department is out sick.
Our exempt staff is fricken useless.
She is disproportionately harassing healthy people. She is racist.
Wolf tickets, that's what she's selling
Shut down Dunbar Park!These MF were out like this shit is not happening. The track was full of people playing catch etc. doing drills I'm like WTF
Cardboard cut-outs with a sign that reads:
"Can't NOBODY tell ME what to do!"
Strategically placed in different areas
of "tha' communerty" then stand back and
watch the fun.
You may want to send in your census form asap, unless yow want your doorbell to ring.
Was she planning on growing into those pants?
give her credit, she bares her ass in a very lawyerly manner.
3/29/2020 04:32:00 AM
She looks more like a census taker to me. Or a door to door salesman.
I'd like to see one of Le Groot and Tattoo. He could say, de beach, de beach, and Larry could say (in his manly voice) Stay Away or Else. The King has spoken.
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
You don't have freedom of speech at work, dumbass. Well, you do, but you won't have the job for very long if you say dumb shit. Your lieutenant is a moron, but so are you.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass.
OT: Anyone else realize that the "stick up" boys were using hospital surgery masks months before the Corona virus ever appeared. Victims were reported it more and more often. That and wearing ANSI construction worker vests were the newest clothing items worn by the usual suspects.
I think the Avon Lady has really let herself go.
Anonymous said...
Fuller Brush Man?
3/29/2020 12:35:00 AM
Damn - you're old...
nothing more about 006 Lt and comments at roll call?
Malichay from children of the corn.
Desperately needs a stylist.
Snake oil.
To the poor triggered snowflake over the word "frog"
FOAD - you are everything wrong with society nowadays.
Asshat
She looks like Charlie Chaplin.
Okay!!!!
Money maker idea!!!
1. Take this exact image.
2. 3D it.
3. Cast statue in lead!!!
4. Spray paint statue high gloss gold!!!
5. Brush paint over gold with dull black primer!!!
6. Wrap in newspaper, tied with cheap twine!!!
7. Bingo!!! Our own Maltese Falcon!!!
The stuff that dreams are made of......
3/29/2020 02:56:00 AM
Ah, yes. Now that you mention it I can see it now.
She Doing a "Medical Check" on a CPD officer...She is also responsibly using "social Distancing". Good Work Littlefoot!
Anonymous said...
Why the heck aren’t they taking this virus’s effect on CPD more seriously? They have people testing positive left and right and all the fakers hitting the medical. They need to have people sanitizing our work stations and vehicles 24/7. They should also be providing healthy meals for us in the station. We’re all going to get infected hitting drive thru’s and fast food joints. No fricken common sense.
There’s billions of dollars available from the Fed’s to pay for this stuff. Someone needs to get their act together before half the department is out sick.
Our exempt staff is fricken useless.
3/29/2020 01:39:00 PM
You know, I’m not happy with a lot of things this department does. But you are what’s wrong with this department. Sanitize your own work space, a little bleach in a spray bottle does wonders & meals for us? Do you not know how to slap some mustard on two slices of bread & add a few slices of lunch meat & throw an apple in a paper bag? You are probably the same idiot in my office thinking he’s getting a stimulus check & should get extra because your old lady popped out a few kids. These are the same goofs, I watch everyday on the computer planning monthly getaways and dining out every day at work. Useless and embarrassing. I’d like to see you deal with what other people in this country are dealing with. Absolutely entitled, you are!
Seeing a gremlin cross breed of Tattoo and Lil Wayne standing in front of my house at anytime of the day more especially night would scare the shit out of me! Damn!!!
"y'all wanna buy a copy of Mohammed Speaks?"
(bonus points if you can name the movie)
Flat Stanley,
They should have used the county jail as a temp hospital. All those empty rooms walls between them security no one cane leave dead or alive.
The real Hotel California!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
She is disproportionately harassing healthy people. She is racist.
3/29/2020 01:43:00 PM
She's a healthist!
Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
3/29/2020 03:28:00 AM
Don’t speak ill of socialism or nazism or they will find a gulag or concentration camp for u
I got a wolf ticket for ya.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-coronavirus-quarantine-runs-street-2177315
3/29/2020 05:02:00 PM
She looks much more like a toad.
The ones that piss on your hand when you pick them up.
Nasty piss.
Nasty toad.
Not at all soup quality.
Sure the fuck hope she ain’t selling shoes
You know what, it probably won’t get posted, but fuck the Lieutenant in 002, his whole family and the horse he rode in on. Also fuck Lightfoot Laurie and that billionaire slob Jaba the hut
LT you and your buddy the Mayor are both assholes. Will be happy to explain it to after my next shift.
Where's her Lollipop Guild? I thought the Mayor of Munchkin Land always traveled with one?
All that is missing is a bowler hat and cane.
Wow Halloween cake around much quicker this year.
"She bares her ass in a lawyerly way?"
What are you drinking in Chicgo?
Slowly I turn step by step inch by inch.
Not selling, more like slinging....
Looks lost? Maybe point in the direction of Area 51.
E.T phone home.
The Day The Earth Stood Still,
Part II
Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass.
3/29/2020 03:41:00 PM
Your reading comprehension is suspect. It is a female lieutenant.
I expect Le Groot will do his own version of the "Stay the f*ck at home" song. Perhaps his own special rap version for the homies. Surely they will comply if Little Larry sings it in rap. It will also resonate with all those pardon me for being white types who will twerk and act like jerks to the alternative rap version. Next we will see coppers lip-syncing to it. God, I hope not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BA9eTXwGIk&feature=emb_logo
And the rap version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRZCPrg2OVM
Are you sure she isn't preaching the gospel?
She's selling desperation, you can smell it from the stoop!
Did I tell you the one about the traveling salesman?
A carnival prize from the claw machine.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Our Lib Lt on days in 002 is in love with the groot and has threatened us with CRs if we're caught disseminating any "demeaning images or statements about our mayor". WTF ?!? This is still America and we still have freedom of speech, right ? Or does it now only apply to the left as she proudly declares on fb that she's a democrat. Thought we weren't suppose to publicly declare our political leanings and not show any bias ?
Is that the same Lt. that thinks he gets a pass on telling jokes about black people? Somebody please EEOC his ass
That could be you. Go for it
House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn (D-South Carolina), “This is a tremendous opportunity to restructure things to fit our vision.” That's what Groot and Governor 62706 and 7/8th are also thinking.
Bernie says Instacart workers should strike. Of course he has food. Still a company worth 8 billion could do more. At least they have have balls, something the FOP doesn't have. The lobbies still open? Check, all is well. "Their workers are demanding additional $5 an order, free safety gear (hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes, and soap) to workers, and expands its paid sick leave to include workers with pre-existing conditions who have been advised by their doctors not to work at this time. Workers say the strike will last until Instacart agrees to these terms".
BC youre paying your taxes and Fees
On;y going to go up Corona Busted the budget
Every time I see her, I blame RINO Lausch, loris bitch, who indicted Burke to take Daley, Mendoza and Preckwinkle out and pave the way for racist, cop hater Lori. That foolish game, which will never cause Burke any issues, was a massive waste of time. And Joyce and the rest of the Southwest scum like O’shea who constantly lick Loris ass, go fuck yourselves. You destroyed a city.
Not the Mohammed Speaks black pyramid scam? Bring on the Mothership and Wheel Supreme Wisdom! You Yakub jive turkey!
fuck the merit lt in 002. i worked for 100s of contractors and the city under daley. if you said anything about emporer da-lee in public or gawd forbid on a city phone people would freak out. " do you want me to lose my job ? " i was like wtf what part of the soviet union is this? they loved him and feared him at the same time. i never trusted that demented midget dictator and told everyone he would destroy our jobs and pensions. so liberals, you assume your employer is tapping your phone, and any deviance from the party line will send you to the gulag, but you love your dictators and are proud to be a democrat. liberalism is truly a mental illness !
Its the Undertaker. Bring out your dead.
O/T. Google me announced he is leaving with magnum p.i. in a few weeks. going to fairfax county va. ( d.c. area ) to be the real police. buh bye.
City hall is laughing their asses off because cataranza is still on the ballot. Why would you vote for a guy who rats out other officers, is a medical abuser, has more cr #s than I can count, was up to be fired more than once, domestics, and is at CALL BACK RIGHT NOW. What exactly do you think an unstable rat is going to do for you? If you vote for him you deserve what you get.
Anonymous said...
Are you sure she isn't preaching the gospel?
3/29/2020 08:11:00 PM
The child of a preacher and an avowed atheist.
You just KNOW she couldn't wait to blow that
hick town Massillon and parachute into Chicago
where she live out her credo of:
"Can't NOBODY tell ME what to do!"
A straight-up hateful rotter she is...
All that is missing is a bowler hat and cane.
Lmfao I immediately thought of Charlie Chaplin too��
You don't have freedom of speech at work, dumbass. Well, you do, but you won't have the job for very long if you say dumb shit. Your lieutenant is a moron, but so are you.
AND
On a serious note yes we all have the freedom of speech but NOT WHILE WE ARE WORKING how come we can not seem to get this FACT.
Spoken like true Fascists. Did you even fully read the comment dumbASS ?! It says if caught disseminating, as in if she learns that you sent a funny meme to anyone, even on your RDO, she's dropping a dime. Practically begging the suckups to get dirt and turn you in. He's not talking about standing at the podium giving a speech during roll call. Talking about the Thought Police !
Gotta be talking about Lt Princess Leia Margolis
Anonymous said...
Get off my lawn!
Listen old man, are you fucking crazy.
Fantastic movie. Fantastic scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0
3/29/2020 01:28:00 PM
Watched it last night. One of the best movies ever.
What is She Selling?
...................................
Bullshit.... Plain and simple......
It's a Groot Suit Riot!
"the hun shops"
They sell Germans at the hun shops?
Sauganash Whole Food Employee tests positive for virus
Not Even the elite Queen of All Cadillacs neighborhood safe
Groot is selling hand sanitizer and toilet paper (single rolls only) at 800% above normal market value... The city needs money, even the mayor hoofs it door to door.
If Groot is door to door selling Hope... She can keep the Change!
Oh man, can you imagine waking up to that in the morning? I think I’d rather sleep on a sidewalk or homeless shelte and definitely have an addiction problem
If you were denied a mask you should hit the medical. You’re at higher risk and you have no mask or ppe to help. Give them what they want. Thousands on the medical.
4:28 PM
Proud to say I shot the Fuller Brush Man with a
squirt gun thru the screen door (~1959-1960).
Parents not home. He returned to tell of the aqueous attack.
WTF, Castle Doctrine before the term was coined.
One of the best memories of childhood.
Only in America.
God Bless The USA
Keesing bandit, no more kissing until 4/30/2020 unless you have a very long tongue like gene simmons from KISS.
A big ole shit sandwich
Streetwise for a buck
Groot took a side job as a Census Taker! She knows this Mayor thing wont work out next election.
Unfortunately if Foxx got reelected so will she. I live in the 45 ward and Foxx won the ward
(because of Portage park Arena Libs) Sickening
Damn Amish are selling cheese again. Honey bring me 5 dollars.
Well she knows she will get re-elected so she can do whatever she wants. I thought she was a one-term mayor too but after Kimberly Foxx won (and by a large margin) who was soiled by more scandal than Lightfoot, we better get used to dealing with Bug-Eyes until 2025. This is how the Democratic machine stays in power now...racial politics. Depressing...but this city gets the government it deserves.
Looks like the creepy Zuni fetish warrior doll from the Karen Black movie " Trilogy of Terror".
Honey, I shrunk the Grim Reaper.
Looks like she is pulling post for Callypso Louie! Bean Pie anyone?
Is the mayor agnostic?
STOP THE MEMES. The Mayor was just on an audio clip from WLS radio where she was asked about the photos of her floating around social media. She said she enjoys them. Give her no pleasure!
It's 3-4am and you have the instinct to take a look outside and you see that object standing in your view. What would you do?
Groot knocks on door
"I would like to ask if you have accepted JB Prickster to be your Lard and Slaver?
Your city is more fucked than a New Orleans hooker at a plumbers convention.
Trilogy of Terror...damn that I awesome! Salute
Amway representative.
Where can I get this cut out for halloween?
Not queen of all cadillacs anymore. Now it's queen of all lexus and acuras.
Check out am 1570 between 2-4 Tue thru Friday. Funny talk show it is. Named "Butt Naked Truth."
Girl Scouts cookie collection time!
"...No more Keesing until 04/30/2020..."
You were so wrong. Never skipped a beat.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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