Sunday, November 08, 2020

Nice Hotel Groot

We remember when this used to be a classy joint in a classy part of town:

  • A man, 33, is recovering after he was shot inside the Swissotel early Saturday morning in the New Eastside neighborhood, according to Chicago police.

    Police said it happened at around 1:43 a.m. in the 300 block of East Wacker Drive.

    Two men got into an altercation while riding inside a hotel elevator, police said.

    The argument escalated and both men exchanged gunfire, according to police.
But hey, don't worry. Conventioneers will be back downtown in no time at all, filling Chicago's empty coffers with all sorts of tax dollars.

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75 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gunfight in elevator = Full swing at golf ball in tile bathroom.

Nothing further.

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11/08/2020 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police said it happened at around 1:43 a.m. in the 300 block of East Wacker Drive.

Two men got into an altercation while riding inside a hotel elevator, police said.

The argument escalated and both men exchanged gunfire, according to police.

SMH

11/08/2020 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see that the KILLER COVIDIOT VIRUS took a break Saturday afternoon so Mayor GROOT could gather hundreds of people in the middle of a city street within inches of each other as she shouted her approval of the outcome of the Presidential Election.Also observed was Governor FATSO waddling down a lakeview street shouting his approval as he too was among hundreds of people within inches of each other.Guess his COVID scare for himself and staff took a break on Saturday.I can't go to church,have a meal at my local restaurant,or have my child go to school,but these pillars of society can gather in the hundreds whenever they feel like it.It truly is a baffling disease!

11/08/2020 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swissotel - the "S" is for shithole.

11/08/2020 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can GROOT erase those 685 Homicides in the last 10 months off her ledger now?Those must have been President Trump,s fault.

11/08/2020 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tonight, security called in a found gun inside of the Swiss hotel. Unsure if it was related to the earlier shootout

11/08/2020 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice
Two a$$wads inside a No Handguns area, both with handguns and they start shooting at each other!
I got 50 toothpicks says Crimesha lets both off with a good talking to.
Only thing that would have been better is if they both fired and they both died!!!!

11/08/2020 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gunfire in an elevator?!

11/08/2020 02:55:00 AM  
Blogger katikati said...

0 to 60 in the time it takes to go from the lobby to another floor? That must be one slow elevator.

11/08/2020 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the new norm today the downtown area is a mess and resembles a ghost town and this place is getting uglier by the minute

11/08/2020 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hotels have to let anyone able to pay stay there. Even ghetto filth. Otherwise, dey be rassist.

11/08/2020 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is the true definition of white flight, this is how they acted when they started moving into Austin in the 60's, this is the normal behavior of certain people in this city. What can you do, just make you don't mention this in the Criminal Justice 3 class, they might accuse you of implicit bias.

11/08/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody tells the truth. The Boy Scouts of America were holding a retreat at the hotel about gun safety. While In the elevator they had a arguement and argument and it escalated into a tiny OK Corral scene. The end of America!!

11/08/2020 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Crimesha tsk tsk them and send them on their way?

11/08/2020 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who comes up with these neighborhood names ??

11/08/2020 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only ones left in Chicago will be Groot and her tribe. You want prosperity and law and order, ya ain't gonna find it in Chicago. To the good people of Chicago, leave as soon as you can. Decent people don't need Chicago. You Deserve Better.

11/08/2020 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

give the loop area a big berth and a hearty good by as its gone gone gone

11/08/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to the new “normal”
Drug/gang money now welcome anywhere so, if you gots it,
Flaunt it.....Or use some of those stolen credit cards from robberies!
The card ain’t charged until after check out......
Ain’t no more tourist money, ain’t no more taxpayers coming
Downtown anymore to spend the day walking around or
doing Xmas sight-seeing or Xmas shopping.....
Sometimes, in life, you get what you ask for....or VOTE FOR!
Enjoy it......

11/08/2020 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tonight, and tonight only!

The Duel For the Nearsighted!

I’m thinking that the “elevator music” was Aerosmith....”Love in an Elevator”.....they’re livin’ it up, while their goin’ dooooooown!

11/08/2020 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really appreciate SecondCityCop's writers' courage and humor and a "we'll get through this" stiff upper lip mindset.

Pretty much everyone I respect is now noticing and commenting that Chicago and all our major cities and our nation's capital are falling down in to 1970s, late 80s, early 90s forms of criminal anarchy and extremely bad Lib leftist politics with extremist very bad Black racialist themes.

"Now is the Winter of our Discontent"

Shakespeare - I think it was Richard the 3rd.

JR

11/08/2020 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's be clear, Joe Biden has not officially been awarded the presidency. The media cannot call a president! Fake news at its finest! Even if it were the case Trump is President unti January!

11/08/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the hotels that are open are taken over by ghetto rats and our let’s it happen along with Cabrini Kim.

11/08/2020 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the poster at 12:56 am, totally truer words were ever spoken. The rioters, looter and asshole anti American blm Antifa scum are allowed to violate every social distancing rule because these scum are encouraged by Lori and fat ass Pritzker to do anything to attack trump and they won be infected with the Chinese virus that was purposely let loose by the Chinese government for this exact outcome and to destroy our economy.

11/08/2020 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is is gonna be MAGA 2020 or what?

11/08/2020 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inside hotel elevator. Talk about close quarter combat. Guests or staff? Probably a hi-level drug deal gone bad some how. I'd like to see the security video on this one.

11/08/2020 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Funny how luxury brands get trashed by the vermin.

These days, if I see anyone wearing Armani, driving a BMW, or booking a chic hotel I think: ghetto.


11/08/2020 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...Only in Chicago.
Eat your heart out, NYPD.
Once again Street & Smith are put to shame.
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Hey, I must be doing something right. I have an old analog TV
plugged into the wall. I get The Outer Limits for free.

11/08/2020 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scary shit happening in River North - 1 block from the Loyola campus and 3 blocks from Water Tower.. Pretty soon parents will be leery of having their kids attend the colleges in the area. Decay of Chicongo is accelerating- very very sad and disappointing.

11/08/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lesser Cop Bloggers and Mystery Writers come here for plot
ideas. Ya just can't make this stuff up, folks.

11/08/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about inspiration for an elevator commercial.....

11/08/2020 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack Webb is kicking himself.

11/08/2020 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Filling Chicago's empty coffins ya mean.

11/08/2020 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban all elevators

11/08/2020 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

coffins.....

11/08/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Gunfire in elevator = Full swing at golf ball in tile bathroom." That's a keeper LMAO

11/08/2020 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Gunfire in an elevator?!

11/08/2020 02:55:00 AM


CAN you hear me????

11/08/2020 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Exchange of gunfire" -- as if they were handing each other recipes or something.

It was a "fricking shootout for Christ's sakes! The media is now beyond stupidity...

11/08/2020 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trendy hotels attract shitheads who want to be seen.

11/08/2020 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Avoid anything downtown Chicago .. carjacking ,armed robberies. Restaurants closed .. Conventions? even big Candy show was in to be ln Chicago next spring.... moved

11/08/2020 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice
Two a$$wads inside a No Handguns area, both with handguns and they start shooting at each other!
I got 50 toothpicks says Crimesha lets both off with a good talking to.
Only thing that would have been better is if they both fired and they both died!!!!


Two guys shooting at each other in an elevator, one runs out and the other has minor wound. Not very good shots

11/08/2020 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same thing is happening at Las Vegas hotels, even the nicer ones. Gangs buy up rooms for $70 a night.

11/08/2020 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wacker Drive is loaded with Crime, its just blocks from Jussie Smollett was attacked !!!

11/08/2020 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgusting. Thanks to the democrats who run this city.

11/08/2020 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shitsville follies.
Wonder if SwissHotel is a section 8 rental akin to Mannheim Road strips. Zanzibar SRO in old Fillmore had better security standards and what’s the deal with issuing just one room keycard, everyone fights over who gets to hold it.

Oh, and check the kitchen freezers for any other guest room visitors that may have strayed.

11/08/2020 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to tell my partner that if you put two mutts and a gun in a room, one of the mutts is going to get shot.

11/08/2020 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swissotel - turning guests into Swiss cheese since 2020.

11/08/2020 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats even worse is the units sent to downtown surround that hotel. About 9-10 units posted around the area. Of course, offender got away. They don't move from their post as if those post are absolutely fixed and they can't move an inch. Some fool, I think it was someone from 022 called for a district car to check out a walgreens inches from their post because a walgreens employee came out to their car saying someone was stealing. Then the unit says the man who stole was walking away from the walgreens and again asked for a district car to stop him. Just pathetic disgraces the POs they send downtown. Probably the dogs of their respective watches.

11/08/2020 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In that neighborhood, were they wearing MAGA hats?

11/08/2020 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

001/018 is the new shithead paradise. Jack the fucking prices back up get this crap out of here

11/08/2020 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully this spills out to Loyola Law School and Viagra Triangle. Let these "hate has no home here" folks get a front row seat to the joys of diversity. With zero tourists/travel, Swisshotel, like the rest, have rock bottom rates. Enjoy the new clientele!

11/08/2020 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even I could shoot and kill someone in an enclosed elevator. They are pathetic.

11/08/2020 08:17:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Elevators are racist!

11/08/2020 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, 2 people that are worse shots than me!

11/08/2020 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you can’t kill one another inside a closed elevator with a handgun, you should never own a firearm again.

11/08/2020 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Scary shit happening in River North - 1 block from the Loyola campus and 3 blocks from Water Tower.. Pretty soon parents will be leery of having their kids attend the colleges in the area. Decay of Chicongo is accelerating- very very sad and disappointing.

11/08/2020 10:11:00 AM

Good, I’d rather not see one more asshole know it all college kid with a BLM t-shirt & mask in the city ever again.

11/08/2020 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same thing is happening at Las Vegas hotels, even the nicer ones. Gangs buy up rooms for $70 a night.

11/08/2020 12:20:00 PM

I was in Vegas over Labor weekend. After midnight it's probably 90% hoodrats. They trashed the Wynn that weekend, shot someone at Aria valet, and stabbed another outside the Venetian. Extremely cheap rooms,free booze, and nowhere to play (clubs were closed) makes for a rat paradise. Of course even with cheap rooms they're packing two dozen people in a room. Actually it's good experience for the new Biden/Harris world. Ir will soon be the norm.

11/08/2020 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.

11/08/2020 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Latest review on Tripadvisor (see if they leave it up or make it disappear)

"There was a shooting in the elevator on November 7. This has been the 4th incident at the Swissotel since July 2020. The guests look sketchy and no one wears a mask. This hotel is selling rooms for less than $90....Google ‘Swisshotel Chicago stabbings shooting’ to get the facts. Be aware!"

(Aside from Swissotel being wrong, that review is dead nuts on.

Hundreds of other "poor" and "terrible" reviews. How do these places stay in business?

11/09/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the positive side .... (crickets) ... never mind ... I guess I’ll just move further from the trash.

11/09/2020 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There goes tourism��

11/09/2020 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consider the buyers remorse of the folks buying one of the $10+ million condos in Vista Tower, a block EAST of the Swissotel. What, you expected a classy neighborhood?

11/09/2020 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gunfight in an elevator is the new showdown at the OK Corral.

11/09/2020 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr were released on an I-Bond later that evening...

11/09/2020 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to be fair, there is no tourism, so i guess its half price night at all the downtown hotels

11/09/2020 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/08/2020 07:04:00 PM

Stealing from Walgreens in the middle of riots and mayhem, who fucking cares. Walgreens sure doesnt, the liberals dont, the media doesnt so why the fuck should we. Crying about some piss bum stealing some shit...lmfao Fuck off troll.

11/09/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/09/2020 04:22:00 AM

Hahaha, fuck those liberals who bought those condos. Thats what they get. All for diversity, just now in their neighborhood.

11/09/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Consider the buyers remorse of the folks buying one of the $10+ million condos in Vista Tower, a block EAST of the Swissotel. What, you expected a classy neighborhood?

11/09/2020 04:22:00 AM

Since I retired and moved out of the city 15 years ago, last Winter I drove someone home to that location on upper Wacker Drive. I did not even know it existed and got lost trying to find it. I was impressed when I finally arrived. Yes, that is serious money in that neighborhood.

11/09/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon gang, it's time to pick a new name for the city....is it gonna be Chitroit or New Detroit? All of these businesses gave money to the Socialist party to get rid of a law and order president. Now let them reap the rewards. I know I gotta eat the same shit, but at least I didn't ask for a helping. These guys did....fuck em all!

11/09/2020 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing like finishing off burying completely tourism it’s gone it will never come back who Wants to come here for business or for pleasure? Absolutely no one when you have the most corrupt and filled city state and county in the United States of America and now with the criminal Democrats being in the White House you’re gonna watch the deterioration be even more rapidly. If you’re the police sit back relax watch the show pretend you’re at the theater front row seats just don’t get involved let it happen but the animals do with the animals this is what the Democrats want this is what they voted for let them

11/09/2020 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous 11/08/2020 09:03:00 AM said...
"Let's be clear, Joe Biden has not officially been awarded the presidency. The media cannot call a president! Fake news at its finest! Even if it were the case Trump is President unti January!"

I respond:

Unfortunately the "American media' (yeah right) does feel the have the power to do a basic coup against our America First president. This same #*$&@ media mafia did the same to President Nixon in ~ 1974. Nixon had won a 49 out 50 state landslide victory but the likes of Woodward and Bernstein decided they would take the Nixon Administration down and they did. And what was the big deal about "Watergate"? The reality was that a low level J Defense Department official Daniel Ellsberg was illegally leaking classified Pentagon Documents saying the Viet Nam War wasn't going very well and it looked like it would be a stalemate like in Korea with a Communist North Korea/North Viet Nam and a more prosperous, freer South Korea/South Viet Nam. Then some low level Nixon Aides decided to harass this low level Pentagon official Daniel Ellsberg - the bugged his hotel room and his psychiatrist. Nobody was killed, raped or beaten, but somehow Watergate was the Crime of the Century. Nixon never ordered any of this, but he supposedly covered up these crimes.

Hollywood J Lib Director Roman Polanski drugged and anally raped at least one young teenage girl. He never spent a night in jail. But, he got a pass and continued to direct major films and have his movies mass distributed and favorably relied.

Well looks like this same ant American Leftist Media mafia has done another coup against another principled USA President, President Trump.

Sigh,

We soldier on.

JR
Left Behind in Chicago

11/09/2020 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, The two men were members of the community?

11/09/2020 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all the media has this all wrong! Both men were lodge brothers and participated in being elevated to the 360ndegree by way of ritual work. Both men belong to Mickey Caldwell Thugentleman Lodge No.53

11/10/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop with your character assassination of these fine pillars of their community! You are obviously jealous! Larry Hoover has been elected Right Rake Grand Gangster which is a very esteemed position!

11/10/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The upside though is that these two cocksuckers now have permanent severe hearing loss and tinitis.

11/10/2020 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Who comes up with these neighborhood names ??

11/08/2020 08:02:00 AM

AMEN!!! I’ve lived here my entire 52 years and I had NO idea what “new east side” was...ridiculous. My other favorite is “new town”.

11/10/2020 08:03:00 PM  

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