Graduation Kit
Keep this handy for upcoming shooting season:
It comes in a variety of school colors:
And just in case it's a non-demonized gang banger shooting at cars at zero-dark-thirty:
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
45 Comments:
SCC this is why I sit here hitting refresh every night at midnight.
Sometimes the comments here are just too off the wall and I decide I need to quit. So I delete SCC from recents, links, etc. But then you just keep drawing me back in.
I can’t quit you baby
Unrelated but what about the glory boys and gals . ( Carjacking Team ) they haven’t learned chasing a car again yesterday with fugutive unit car crashed almost kills a crossing guard chasing a car flying around a school at dismissal time with kids everywhere . Use use your heads back in the old days we wouldn’t have been chasing a car by a school zone and nowadays are you kidding me . These guys will learn the hard way in prison yet .
Now you've done it.
Expect a flood of variations on this as the new, improved Chalkie logo.
How dare you......
Chalkie
The best part is these are unisex, so you do not need a second set of silhouettes to represent the female felons.
Do the Caps come with a Chalkie on top of the board or maybe at the end of the tassel?
I'm thinking straight up "family" colors or maybe LGBTQ rainbow.
Do the silhouettes have an optional AK-47, or a Glock with a switch and an extended magazine?
My son din du nuffin
Priceless!!!
Man I wish we could post images on here
This is off topic, but too good to pass up.
This was just in the news about Mayor Adams and what he had publicly said. There is a video of it and also a video of Mayor Brandon Johnson. The narrator describes how they both are playing the race card.
Both of these mayors are in charge of two of America’s most important cities and they are both in turmoil, not because of their race, but because
they are both incompetent and they use race to cover for their lack of knowledge in governing large complex cities. They are drowning in their support of Sanctuary City status which keeps getting worse by the day. They will not challenge the Biden Administration and call for the closing of the border for starters.
They both have no idea or a plan to deal with the aliens so when they are criticized they lash out with the cries of racism. There are plenty of black people in this country who would be qualified to be the mayors in those cities, but somehow the ones that were elected are not qualified.
“ Eric Adams Brags About How Much "Chocolate" is Running NYC, Compares himself to Jesus”
See: Lawenforcementrant.vbulletin.net Post by Point Blank
they shot him down like a dog for no reasons... he din't do nuffin
....MY BABY !!! ...daY sHOTS HIM....
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Need something for illegals...
Are blank CPS "diplomas" or participation awards available too? Asking for a friend...
Future Rhodes scholars gone too soon good fucking riddance
Now that is funny, sometimes the truth makes you laugh incredible all the little felons the criminals they’re all just graduating surprise some of them are showing up and their kindergarten graduation outfits. The media is so in favor of criminals and lawlessness. This is the pictures they shell would not take much to look at their Facebook pages or do a little digging to show there arthritic hands they’re arthritic fingers
Wonderful People
https://twitter.com/CPD1617Scanner/status/1754578838699323776
EXCLUSIVE: Video of this robbery on January 29 near Long and Lawrence around 4:15 AM.
Multiple armed males get out of the car as a woman was walking along Lawrence Ave and rob her at gunpoint for almost 2 minutes.
The woman tries to flag down cars and even a CTA bus and no one stops.
The offenders then come back and proceed to beat her and pistol whip her across the head/face.
Need Air Force uniform and Space Suit because the “ Member of the Community” who was in the midst of “Turning his life around” aspired to go to Air Force Academy, then Flight School, then get a Master’s Degree in Aeronautical Engineering from MIT or Georgia Tech, then be a Test Pilot, then be an Astronaut.
I ain’t in no gang. Herbie
If Fugitive Unit guys don't get fugitives, they won't be Fugitive Until guys for long.
Quite telling is the empty cap and gown
Most CPS students could probably be called an empty cap and gown on graduation day
need nfl and nba uniforms ha ha
I realize I am old, but I remember a time when you had ONE, maybe two, graduation caps and gowns. High school graduation and college. Now they have kindergarten, fifth grade, 8th grade and high school - maybe college. Is this because so many kids these days never make it to the high school graduation milestone? Is it because the media prefers some kind of graduation photo when one of these feral kids is killed or arrested for murder? So a 20 year old, 6’2” feral gang member is murdered and the media plants his 8th grade “graduation” photo on the front page rather than a more current photo that shows the tear drop tatts for every rival gang member he has killed. Then his mom goes on TV to cry on cue about how he was “just turning his life around.” Pathetic, but all to true.
Do the silhouettes have an optional AK-47, or a Glock with a switch and an extended magazine?
That will cost you for the premium package.
this post is EXACTLY why I love this site. Even your humor is spot on fact.
Then all the pictures of them suffering from severe arthritis will come to light
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Man I wish we could post images on here
2/08/2024 02:45:00 AM
DITTO...Scar Face
Any 4.0 GPA ornaments/deco for outstanding performance?
SCC this is why I sit here hitting refresh every night at midnight.
Sometimes the comments here are just too off the wall and I decide I need to quit. So I delete SCC from recents, links, etc. But then you just keep drawing me back in.
I can’t quit you baby
2/08/2024 12:06:00 AM
There are never any comments that are 'just too off the wall'.
Those never get posted.
So, raise your standards of what is 'just too off the wall' and your guilty pleasures will flow, baby.
You do want your guilty pleasures to flow, you know.
he be having a mental health crisis n sheeit.
how about showing the yoots in a basketball uniform or football uniform and better yet in their future "he was gonna be a rapper" clothes ???
Ant he jest startin ta get his grade up
There are a few who are innocent bystanders let’s remember that don’t be so callous
So, raise your standards of what is 'just too off the wall' and your guilty pleasures will flow, baby.
You do want your guilty pleasures to flow, you know.
2/08/2024 11:55:00 AM
It’s twue , it’s twue. You know me so well.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
There are a few who are innocent bystanders let’s remember that don’t be so callous
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True, but that's the fault of the media and the community. They do an injustice to the true innocent victims by treating the gang bangers like little angels. When people find out the "little angels" in their graduation gowns were actually gang bangers who got smoked in some street war, they start wondering if any of the victims are really innocent.
There are a few who are innocent bystanders let’s remember that don’t be so callous
2/08/2024 03:20:00 PM
You're right. It's very few. And even the vast majority of the "innocent bystanders" are friends, family, lovers, baby mommas,etc. of the shooters and intended shootees. And the media portrays every single one as innocent, despite most being deeply involved in gangs and violent crime. When the random uber driver or pizza guy or tourist catches a stray bullet, or is the intended victim of the shitbags, I'll shed a tear. But everyone else can look elsewhere for sympathy. Choosing to associate and procreate with violent criminals isn't innocence. It's prioritizing other things above your own safety and the safety of your loved ones. Baby daddy got a nice car and gets me the good weed, so I loves him. If the "innocents" you care for actually cared more for themselves, they'd distance themselves from the violence and even start snitching.
Anonymous said...
There are a few who are innocent bystanders let’s remember that don’t be so callous
2/08/2024 03:20:00 PM
My understanding is this is about people shot by cops, not shot in general. How when that happens you see their latest graduation picture, hear about how they “wanted” to be this or that totally unrealistic fantasy occupation etc. Especially the ones where you hear they were sweet and innocent and it’s pretty clear they weren’t. There was a post here recently for a case where cops were either being fired or sued and relatives claiming there’s no way their baby had a gun. With post showing three social media pictures with him posing with his guns and extended magazines.
So you’re right we can get too callous here but that wasn’t intent here.
Anonymous said...
There are a few who are innocent bystanders let’s remember that don’t be so callous
2/08/2024 03:20:00 PM
Very few left. If those "innocent bystanders" voted democratic then they got what they voted for.
Why do so many of these CPS dropout honor students who get shot pose on Instagram with a nine in one hand and arthritis in the other hand?
Conehead wants parents to help illegals
He should ask parents to raise their children,teach them right from wrong
The gowns with the target on the ass is in vogue now.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. If you put frosting on shit it's still shit.
Need to put one of those gowns on our friend Chalkie.
J. Backstabvich@541 said...
I'd like a gown to wear as a bib. That third slab a ribs I had for lunch got kind of messy...
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