Another Undiscovered Body
This winter - if there's a bit of snow - is going to be interesting.
It's going to be more interesting in the spring when the snow melts:
- A man found unresponsive at the mouth of an alley in South Chicago
overnight had been fatally shot, Chicago police said. The man, who
suffered a gunshot wound to his head, was pronounced dead at the scene.
A woman found him in the 2500 block of East 80th Street around 1:30 a.m., but exactly when and where he was shot is unclear. The woman reported hearing gunfire earlier, and cops at the scene suspected the shooting may have happened about an hour before the victim was found, when 911 callers in the 7800 block of South Phillips and near 79th Street and Yates reported gunfire.
Police did not find any shell casings during an initial search of the area.
The neighborhood where the man was found used to be monitored by the city’s ShotSpotter gunfire detection network.
He was laying in the alley for (probably) over an hour. A bit of snow and he's laying in that alley for a few weeks. If he's partially in the street, no doubt Streets and San will snowplow him to the curb and he'll get buried for months.
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
17 Comments:
Dam shame :(
Then in April...Chicago kids can "discover"...Chicago's very own...Ice Man.
He was laying in the alley for (probably) over an hour. A bit of snow and he's laying in that alley for a few weeks. If he's partially in the street, no doubt Streets and San will snowplow him to the curb and he'll get buried for months.
Every hood needs a ghetto snow man...
Gov. Lardass here,....An assault weapon ban would stop this.....Burrrrp
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All in all
It's just another body on the road.
See them every day in third world shitholes.
another stiff....
One less person to wreak havoc upon society
We are all going to miss him.
Not far from South Shore Hospital.
lmfao...I'll be using that one from now on.
More midnight basketball could have saved this man...
Right. Our very own Ötzi, the neanderthal man that was found in the Alps in 1991.
P.S. Where is my breakfast pizza? Am I supposed to eat these can of whipped cream without an pizza to go with them?
Also found recently were the rotting corpses of Rahm's dreams of a renewed political career, Conehead's chances of a second term as mayor, and Kommie Harris' popularity.
Number 600 on Christmas Day. Book it !
Fighting over the last rib or chicken bone or the last Malt Liquor!
Road kill Chicago style ! Acceptable breakage Johnson, the blue gummed tooth ignoramus doesn’t give a fuck about the citizens of Chicago or how many get killed as long as he looks good on TV what his hair and his makeup done looking like the CTU made punk bitch that he is !
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