Friday, December 03, 2010

Police Limit Censored

Evidently, the humorless types over at GoComics aren't amused by raw language. But here it is in all it's glory:


Once again, a spot-on observation.

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35 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect. I think we should just photocopy a few hundred of these and silently hand them to 'mama' as we walk away.

12/03/2010 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How true. Life imitates the art

12/03/2010 03:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - The Cook County Juvenile Temporary Detention Center "incident" has popped up again. One of the FEW good things J-fled has done.
"Exclusive: Law Agencies' Turf Battle Stirs Fear At Youth Center"

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/12
/law-agencies-turf-battle-stirs-fear-at-cook-co-youth-center.html

12/03/2010 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

N4350g!@#
That TOTALLY looks like my neighbor...

12/03/2010 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hit the nail on the head with that one for sure.

12/03/2010 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truth hurts.

12/03/2010 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!
Loved it!
So, So True!

12/03/2010 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or fold them up real small and stuff them in their television remotes after you lift the batteries - that is, IF you leave them the remotes

12/03/2010 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:46 am
You're assuming "mama" can read.

12/03/2010 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RULES give you rights. Unfortunately ghetto dwellers don't have any rules, don't have the slightest idea what rules are, don't know why rules exist and wouldn't obey any rules if they were forced to memorize them.

But they all know their fucking rights after they break the law.

---not a cop

12/03/2010 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said!

12/03/2010 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should hand this out just like we do with a vin or a din when we handle the springer/povich domestics.

this comic is spot on and calls it like it is. Liberal assholes dont like truth, they prefer fairy tales and false reality

12/03/2010 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Art imitating life once again...nicely done.

12/03/2010 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the irony of the cartoon lies in it's truthfulness. start xeroxing!

12/03/2010 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps if we incorporated this into the juvenile delinquent general order and gave a copy to all the 'revarens to give to they frock the city would run a bit smoover.'

12/03/2010 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No truer words spoken.

12/03/2010 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/03/2010 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Perfect. I think we should just photocopy a few hundred of these and silently hand them to 'mama' as we walk away.

12/03/2010 12:46:00 AM

Yep...a great idea, we could even gift wrap it in the daily dose of Flamin' Hots and Red Pop...mmmm hhmmmm...and dat ain't no hibbity jibbity.

12/03/2010 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How fucking true this is!

If I had a dollar for every time that happened, I wouldn't need deferred comp.

12/03/2010 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the cartoon and had the thought of copying them and handing the copies out. Anonymous at 12:46 beat me to it. But, great thought!!!

12/03/2010 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hit the nail on the head............

12/03/2010 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you ever notice how these people who complain the most about how everyone else doesn't know how to do "they" job don't actually have a job themselves? But by God, they know how you should be doing yours.

I like the parent thing, it's appropriate. It's a tough job being a decent parent. It takes long hours., lots of struggle and a ton a patience, and a wee bit of discipline, when needed.

12/03/2010 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks SCC.

I just snorted my bourbon all over the keyboard.

12/03/2010 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ot:

Rahm is looking to see how many people will actually vote for him.
Go to this website and cast a yea or a nay for the next Mayor Daley = Rahm Emmanuel

http://www.chicagoforrahm.com/dev-action/residency-vote/vote-1?sc=aol7

12/03/2010 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The perfect description of a Ghetto (gang/dogass) mama. A complete education in parenting/not acting like a thug bitch would work wonders. It may take many years but would be worth the effort. They ended up in projects because the majority could not live with civilised people. Richard J. Daley & croanies had this seperation housing/living in mind when they created the CHA Projects.

It'll be a long dangerous road to reach civilization.

12/03/2010 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey,
The transfer order is out. I don't recall seeing a posted application period or even an opening for Narcotics. But yet, a Lt with less than three months experience as a Lt gets to go a unit while we are struggling in patrol.
Everything IS transparent!!

Signed,
A four year, southside Lt

It's all legit!!

12/03/2010 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain't this the troof......

12/03/2010 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only strange part of this cartoon is mama has a shirt on!!!! But great cartoon!!!!

12/03/2010 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger kateykakes said...

Gub, as always, you're spot on with Police Limit. No censoring on BL, so I know you'll always be yourself there. Like Fran (may he R.I.P), you have the most awesome sense of humor. It pisses me off that PC liberals hate to hear the truth.

BTW, you're way too far away from me now. I'm all the way down here in TN and I don't have you perving outside my bedroom window, hiding in the bushes like you used to do in UD. Wow, just think - you were doing it since 1999.

You may be warped, but I luv ya oodles, Garey! :p

12/04/2010 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:
I thought I would let his many friends and co-workers know that my father, Retired Captain John J. Nolan, finally lost his long battle with Alzheimer's Friday night (3DEC).
My family would like to thank everyone for all the kind wishes and support over this very grueling period.

Det. Mike Nolan #079

12/04/2010 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Sanitary Computerman said...

Anonymous said...
Thanks SCC.

I just snorted my bourbon all over the keyboard.

12/03/2010 03:27:00 PM

Are you the same guy that always says he's spitting on his keyboard?

Your frickin keyboard must be a frickin MESS!

12/04/2010 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/03/2010 06:26:00 PM

Quit cryin, white shirt! What? Did someone else's chinaman beat up your chinaman?

You won't be getting much sympathy on here from us no clout blue shirts.

Which reminds me... shouldn't you be commenting on the blog Second City Lieutenant?

12/04/2010 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya took the words outa my mouth!!!

12/04/2010 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Hey,
The transfer order is out. I don't recall seeing a posted application period or even an opening for Narcotics. But yet, a Lt with less than three months experience as a Lt gets to go a unit while we are struggling in patrol.
Everything IS transparent!!

Signed,
A four year, southside Lt

It's all legit!!

12/03/2010 06:26:00 PM


As a Lt. you ought to know that narcotics is not a bid unit. You know that, right? Not subject to bid?

Is that 4 years as a Lt or 4 years on the job and a Lt?

I recall an officer who got dumped out of narcotics and filed a grievance as if there was a right to be there. Non-bid unit.

12/04/2010 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Hey,
The transfer order is out. I don't recall seeing a posted application period or even an opening for Narcotics. But yet, a Lt with less than three months experience as a Lt gets to go a unit while we are struggling in patrol.
Everything IS transparent!!

Signed,
A four year, southside Lt

It's all legit!!

12/03/2010 06:26:00 PM


As a Lt. you ought to know that narcotics is not a bid unit. You know that, right? Not subject to bid?

Is that 4 years as a Lt or 4 years on the job and a Lt?

I recall an officer who got dumped out of narcotics and filed a grievance as if there was a right to be there. Non-bid unit.
--------------------------
I believe what the Lt meant was Jfled promised the department: any time there are openings for any position in specialized units, the specialized unit must announce the job opportunity so anyone of that particular rank can apply and send a resume and get an interview. It should have been announced on Pax 501 and in the Daily Bulletin.

Now apologize to the Lt, smartie pants...

12/05/2010 02:24:00 AM  

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