Saturday, October 12, 2013

Krokodil - The New Big Thing

It's pronounced "crocodile," and quite frankly, we can hardly wait:
  • A street drug has hit the streets of suburban Chicago. It can cause deadly gangrene infections just days after it’s used. [...]

    Doctors at Presence St. Joseph’s Medical Center are treating three people with horrific symptoms of a new and deadly drug that originated in Russia. Because of its effect on skin and muscle, it’s called Krokodil as in Crocodile. It rots flesh and rots it fast.

    One of them is a 25-year-old woman, a heroin user for 10 years, who started using the new drug a month ago. Now she is in extremely critical condition.

    [...] The dirt cheap drug, also known as Desomorphine, is essentially home- made heroin, using among other things, codeine mixed with gasoline or paint thinner. It is usually injected.
Injecting gasoline and paint thinner into your body? That sounds so fucking intelligent that we can't wait for this to hit the streets. Dupe every single one of these calls to the ambulances transporting them and forget about it. Don't waste time, paper or investigative resources on people this stupid. Inside of three years, it burns (literally) through the junkie community and ::voila!:: no more dope problem.

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56 Comments:

Blogger TheRockfordFiles said...

What's the other drug that eats your backbone/spine? The one McCarthy is on....

10/12/2013 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It may just be relive society of a lot of excess baggage.

10/12/2013 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like the fentanyl-laced heroin, this is a self-solving problem.

Always buy your illegal drugs from a reputable dealer!


rb

10/12/2013 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real life Zombies!!! Give out some free ones, so we can see how good it works!!

10/12/2013 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey!!!! I'm gonna be the one on the Ambo your gonna be duping those calls to!!! Damn!!!! That gangrene smell is gonna be brutal!

10/12/2013 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh for Christs sake. What a world.

10/12/2013 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smart people those Russians.

Skoal!!!

10/12/2013 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The doctor they talked to on tv said the average life expectancy from start of use to death is 2 yrs.

10/12/2013 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That should help drain the low end of the gene pool. Just wait, some do-gooder will mount a awareness crusade against it. Ya know, save the poor junkies.

10/12/2013 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous xcop7903 said...

If the gasoline doesn't get them, maybe Obumacare will finish the job. Darwin Rocks!!!!

10/12/2013 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

efin awsome! What about the junkies voting rahm in a 1.5 yrs away WTF no one with balls to run against them!?

10/12/2013 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the government's answer to crippling gangs! We wont need more cops! Yippie. I agree with strategy, but not the reason behind it. Xhemical warfare on people who need extermination. Make no bones about it, our government leaked it. 20 years from now obummer will be credited for his genius.

10/12/2013 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

My cousin, who is a good kid with a steady job and a son to take care of, somehow got himself hooked on heroin. Anyone would have thought that after watching his father literally drink himself to death, he' think twice about such things.

Common sense be damned, people who are desperate for that high will do anything to get it.

10/12/2013 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Under Obamacare will the death panel decide to waste money saving these parasites lives or decide to "make them comfortable" and save money?

10/12/2013 04:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Legalize it. Make it free. Bury the stupid ones. Drug problem solved, no demand.

10/12/2013 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is a photo of the effects of this street drug. Yes, it could wipe out the junkie population in very short order...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=554051481309994
&set=a.148751921839954.25429.100001154410384&type=1&theater

10/12/2013 04:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds as bad as T's and Blues, sorry young guys before your time

10/12/2013 05:25:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

I have zero use for Junkies. But the bigger useless piece of human DNA is the scum-sucking fucking maggot Pusher. Yes Pusher, not 'dealer'. 15 yo kids don't get and start using smack from goddam 'dealers'.

Every one of these fucks should be: Shot-On-Sight, then die a slow a painful death by torture --> Get Medieval On His Ass. Preferably the torture performed by a kid junkie's parent or relative.

10/12/2013 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these fucked up drugs that are nothing but a highway to hell and yet liberal loons want to legalize them. Brilliant!!!

10/12/2013 07:04:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Absolutely nuts.

10/12/2013 07:56:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

They will use it though.

10/12/2013 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the government's answer to crippling gangs! We wont need more cops! Yippie. I agree with strategy, but not the reason behind it. Xhemical warfare on people who need extermination. Make no bones about it, our government leaked it. 20 years from now obummer will be credited for his genius.

10/12/2013 02:03:00 AM

Your a moron. Not sure who's dumber, you or the people shooting up gasoline.

10/12/2013 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree you have to be a dumbass to use something like this, but I've seen how powerful addiction can be in my own family. It's a tragedy. And no one to blame but themselves.

10/12/2013 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuckkem.....as bad a meth......get them all off the payroll

10/12/2013 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great strategy for winning the war on drugs. Kill all the junkies. I've been advocating this strategy for years. I wonder what took them so long to figure this out.

10/12/2013 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the time they hit rock bottom they will be pushing daisies. Will our cps scientists be able to duplicate the formula? Will this eat into el choppos profits?

10/12/2013 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mt. Greenwood Hillbilly, I don't know where your cousin lives, but heroin is a huge problem in the suburbs. It is found in communities as different as Robbins and Naperville. Problem is that many parents, schools and police departments have buried their heads in the sand and don't want to see it or admit it.
Just ask the retired sergeant who left the city for the southwest suburbs, where his son developed a heroin habit and eventually died of an overdose.
He now goes to schools and community meetings to try to alert people to the dangers. The problem might be much closer to home than some of us think.

10/12/2013 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Rex All said...

Kind of makes me want to get high

10/12/2013 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the other drug that eats your backbone/spine? The one McCarthy is on....

EGO, also known as narcissism.

10/12/2013 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Start giving it out free with Obamaphones. In just two years we'll have our country back.

10/12/2013 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will help my oil stock investments. More demand for gasoline. Like the old Mobil oil ad, "Put a Tiger in your Tank".

10/12/2013 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn.....now the price of gas will go up again!

10/12/2013 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Diesel gets better gas mileage, wonder how far they will travel before they drop!

10/12/2013 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your idea. Let it spread through all they hypes, in three years no bust outs left.

10/12/2013 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

E-85 might make them all super strong like in Alien Nation.

10/12/2013 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put all the hypes, thugs, gangbangers etc. in a fenced in stadium and give them an endless supply of this stuff.
The stench would be atrocious but the end result for our communities would be priceless!

10/12/2013 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry.

This is the "medicinal" krokodil that is the only known cure for tens of millions of Americans suffering from ALS, terminal cancer, infertility, halitosis, erectile dysfunction and obesity.

Mike Madigan's lapdog, Rep. Lou "Doobie" Lang (D, Skokie) has ordered his staff to draft emergency legislation to legalize personal use amounts of up to 67 eightballs. Quinn's staff says its legalization is now his highest priority.

Mayor Emanuel says he will push for decriminalization as soon as he can get a tax ordinance passed. He is also considering an extra (dope)head tax on suburbanites who drive to the west side to buy drugs.

10/12/2013 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...
My cousin, who is a good kid with a steady job and a son to take care of, somehow got himself hooked on heroin. Anyone would have thought that after watching his father literally drink himself to death, he' think twice about such things.

Common sense be damned, people who are desperate for that high will do anything to get it.

10/12/2013 03:02:00 AM

Yeah. My cousin is a good kid that sold heroin among other things and is in IDOC for being an armed habitual criminal. We were close growing up but something about me being the police rubbed him the wrong way...not so close anymore.

10/12/2013 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How desperate or stupid do you have to be in order to want to shoot this stuff into your body?
I don
t care how low your IQ is, on some level, you just have to know that putting this stuff in you is bad.

10/12/2013 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My cousin, who is a good kid with a steady job and a son to take care of, somehow got himself hooked on heroin. Anyone would have thought that after watching his father literally drink himself to death, he' think twice about such things.

Common sense be damned, people who are desperate for that high will do anything to get it.

10/12/2013 03:02:00 AM

That could be the sole reason why he started doing heroin. There's lots of things people go through and use drugs or liquor to try and solve the problem. It's messed up. Just pray that he 1) stops heroin. Or 2) doesn't ever get a hold of this new drug.

10/12/2013 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you silly, silly republicans.

always quick to see the "self-solving problem," when we Democrats see yet another gift from liberal heaven.

Yet another chance to say, "come here, let me spend someone else's money on you."

Treatment program, prevention program, rehab program, intervention program, times 4!!!
1. federal dollars
2. state dollars
3. county dollars
4. city dollars

more problems equals more 'funding' and more patronage jobs and contracts.

While you rant about the behavior, we reap billions from it.

10/12/2013 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

post the pictures that went along with the notice for this "new drug"

If the pics are not enough to keep people from trying it.....

This drug turns into a flesh eating bacteria....people walking around with large wounds all the way down to the bone!

10/12/2013 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can marinade flamin' hots in this mixture & let the good times roll!

10/12/2013 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I invented a drug called Anakondaa. It's an extra large Pixie stick filled with dynamite and motor oil you cram up your ass. It was also the study guide for Capts exam.

10/12/2013 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All these morons in intensive care, and I'm sure they all have health insurance to pay for this craziness.

10/12/2013 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Start giving it out free with Obamaphones. In just two years we'll have our country back.

10/12/2013 10:17:00 AM
You Native Americans have been plotting this for how long?

10/12/2013 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

Post of the freakin' year

Anonymous said...
you silly, silly republicans.

always quick to see the "self-solving problem," when we Democrats see yet another gift from liberal heaven.

Yet another chance to say, "come here, let me spend someone else's money on you."

Treatment program, prevention program, rehab program, intervention program, times 4!!!
1. federal dollars
2. state dollars
3. county dollars
4. city dollars

more problems equals more 'funding' and more patronage jobs and contracts.

While you rant about the behavior, we reap billions from it.

10/12/2013 03:28:00 PM

10/12/2013 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Pvt Maggot said...

Pull my finger!

http://i.imgur.com/vjECC.jpg

10/12/2013 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read where some woman want to make her self more "bootylicious". She felt that her butt was not big enough in the right places.

So one of her friends came up with the brilliant idea of sculpting her rear end by injecting her rear end with Fix-A-Flat.

Made her butt bigger. It was noticed at the hospital and the morgue.

Can't figure out: Who was dumber: The one who came up with the idea or the one that said "OK"?

10/12/2013 11:46:00 PM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

I just found, purely by chance, another article on Krokodil..
--- Flesh-Eating Drug ‘Krokidil’ Hits Chicago Yet DEA, Liberals Remain Unaware ---
--- Townhall.com Finance ---

10/13/2013 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Start giving it out free with Obamaphones. In just two years we'll have our country back.

10/12/2013 10:17:00 AM
You Native Americans have been plotting this for how long?

We prefer the term "Redskins," particularly on Sundays.

10/13/2013 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make sure you have plenty of gloves if you have to handle these mutts. Not sure if plastic would be enough. Maybe plastic over leather? Anyone know?

10/13/2013 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think it was fix-a-flat plus cement.

10/13/2013 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All it takes is for a good kid to make ONE bad bad decision.

10/13/2013 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I invented a drug called Anakondaa. It's an extra large Pixie stick filled with dynamite and motor oil you cram up your ass. It was also the study guide for Capts exam

Now that was fucking hilarious.

10/13/2013 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's all an elaborate hacker organization internet hoax. Their is definitely an agenda buried somewhere here.

10/14/2013 02:12:00 AM  

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