Sunday, May 05, 2019

Date Night

  • Last month, Isaiah White was arrested after he repeatedly fired an AR-15 out the window of an SUV as the car drove around Englewood.

    Although no one was hurt, prosecutors said evidence found while investigating that case led to an even more serious charge: a murder White allegedly committed hours before the shooting spree.

    [...]

    About 7 p.m. that night, White called the female witness seen driving the CR-V and told her to come pick him up, prosecutors said. White arrived at the SUV carrying an AR-15 rifle and they drove around the neighborhood while White fired the rifle from the Honda’s window.
He'll be out on cheap bail shortly, be sentenced to something like time served, and finally return to Englewood (after turning his life around) to properly court and marry the object of his affection.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook county Judges suck

5/05/2019 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She will chastely await his return.

5/05/2019 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How romantic!

Did he spell out her name in bullet holes on the side of a building?

Because that shows true love!

5/05/2019 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure his momma didn't have this kind of future in mind when she named him.

5/05/2019 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Date Night?"

Riding around with your girl and
banging off an Ar-15?

Whatever happened to a few hours at that
skeevy-assed arcade on Randolph then popping
in at Ronny's Steak House for the "$5.00
Holler Meal" (bigger steak, potato, a side, a pop)
if you were REALLY feeling yourself and you liked
the girl you were taking.

Awright... You gen-you-wine Chicago natives who grew up
in the 60's and 70's need to quit putting on airs like
you don't know what was good!

>Snicker!<

A simpler time.
No?

No way in hell were WE riding around
banging off a rifle or even thinking
about doing such foolishness.

5/05/2019 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least he's held without bond. One excellent judicial decision. What a dumba**. Wonder if Lightgroot would have sent him to Florida?

Kudos to judge and witness.

Though, I wonder if this judge was afraid of the 6 pm news if he bonded out? Anyone know the judge's track record? Seems she's been in the news in past.

Gob bless the CPD. At least once a crimi al is off the street.

5/05/2019 04:30:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

And he will still be able to vote for Kamala.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/05/2019 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll be out on cheap bail shortly, be sentenced to something like time served, and finally return to Englewood (after turning his life around) to properly court and marry the object of his affection.
Labels: crime

I wept when I read this beautiful tale of young blossoming romance, thank you SCC for the memories...

5/05/2019 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#RealChicago

5/05/2019 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The obvious answer is to make every NRA target shooter a felon for owning one.

Ed Burkes asks "why do you even need one"?

5/05/2019 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His next trip around The Wood will be in a Toyota Tactical truck with a 50 caliber mounted on it. First warlord in the Wood. Isn't no bail just great.

5/05/2019 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AR15 eh? If you're going to go, go big.

5/05/2019 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the ATF trace on the rifle led to ????????????

5/05/2019 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what? I'm FUCKING sick!
Just when I think SCC has too much inside political stuff,
I go to CWB and get more than I bargained for "14-year-
old charged with felony after knocking Cubs guard
unconscious in dispute over candy sales outside Wrigley
Field." WTF! FUCKING ANIMALS! Is There No Hope?
When you have "leaders" like Jackson, Sharpton, Rush,
this is the fucking finished product.

5/05/2019 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin Libs want 2 take r gun rights yet all u here is there fuckin people fuckin up!

5/05/2019 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

Ahh,SCC you continue to amaze with your romantic TRUE ghetto/hood love stories. Keep ‘em coming.

5/05/2019 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice warm bloody sunday today???

this jerk off will be dead soon

5/05/2019 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No FOID. That’s serious shit.
Only normal people can’t have black rifles in CookmCounty.

5/05/2019 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous anonymous this time said...

ronnies steakhouse? jesus h cocksucker you are old.

me too i guess.

5/05/2019 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

You know, I've been thinking about trying out that dating thing now that I'm close to gaining the prerequisite status of landed gentry. So how's this for a personal ad:

"Fine young engineer seeking lovely lady to share wonderful adventures. Being a gentleman of means and standing I will provide my own rifle for the Chicagoland courtship ritual."

5/05/2019 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

On a marginally more serious note, like many recent goings-on this sounds like it was pulled straight from a Saints Row video game. When your downstate neighbors in Champaign created that stuff a few years ago it was intended to be darkly funny, excessively over-the-top satire directed at lower Midwest crime problems and the 'crime simulator' games like GTA, not lessons for better living.

Apparently Chicago didn't get the memo.

5/05/2019 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder what the suburban Judges think about this ridiculous bonds? They hand out 5,000 bonds for "disorderly conduct" and $20,000 for first time DUI offenders in Kane County.

5/05/2019 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

His next trip around The Wood will be in a Toyota Tactical truck with a 50 caliber mounted on it. First warlord in the Wood. Isn't no bail just great.

5/05/2019 08:22:00 AM


World-Wide Urban Terrorism soon to make it's
presence felt in Chicago anyway so cut to the
chase and pop for the "technical" with a KPV
(14.5 x 114mm) for "democracy" = mob rule =
loudest m/fers in the room shouting down everybody
else = collectivism light seguing to re-education
camps/being shoved onto freight trains to nowhere
for those who don't conform to "the party."

.50 BMG (12.7 x 99mm) is the tool of
a representative republic...


5/05/2019 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something Wicked This Way Comes

5/05/2019 07:15:00 PM  
Blogger Trumpisbest said...

Ronnie's Steakhouse on Wabash. Some kind of red meat bbq'd too be somewhat digestible by the human system washed dowj with a bottle of cold Miller High Life. That was livin'.

5/06/2019 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civilians don't need a weapon like an Ar-15. They should ban those fully semi-automatic gun that can spray bullets with a single trigger pull and hold 100 bullets in the clip. That s the same gun the Army uses over in those far away countries we have wars in to promote Democracy so everyone can be free like us. Just because the bill of Rights says you can own a gun doesn't mean guns like we have today, they meant muskets. I wish the Police would go collect all those guns and take them away like they just did in New Zealand so everyone would be safe and there would be no more crime. If we can save one life, it would be worth it. Think of the children, for Pete's sake.

5/06/2019 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civilians don't need a weapon like an Ar-15. They should ban those fully semi-automatic gun that can spray bullets with a single trigger pull and hold 100 bullets in the clip. That s the same gun the Army uses over in those far away countries we have wars in to promote Democracy so everyone can be free like us. Just because the bill of Rights says you can own a gun doesn't mean guns like we have today, they meant muskets. I wish the Police would go collect all those guns and take them away like they just did in New Zealand so everyone would be safe and there would be no more crime. If we can save one life, it would be worth it. Think of the children, for Pete's sake.

5/06/2019 01:10:00 AM

I appreciate your sarcasm bro but unfortunately there are MANY out there who will read this and say "Right On".

5/06/2019 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Righteous citizens are to have equal firearms to resist tyrannical governments, have not the communist governments murdered more citizens and people ? They have Murdered 100 million in 100 years. WAKE UP!

5/07/2019 12:04:00 AM  

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