Bad Timing
- Immanuel Asare flew from Germany to the United States two months ago to help rebuild homes that were damaged by hurricanes in New Orleans.
But then the 20-year-old took a side trip to Chicago, where in less than 48 hours a bullet ripped through his arm.
He was walking with a friend in Bridgeport over the weekend when two cars pulled up, someone shouted slang he didn’t understand and at least five shots were fired as the two scrambled away.
Thank goodness someone is keeping Bridgeport safe from tourists coming in to spend money and spread the word about what a welcoming city Chicago is.
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
22 Comments:
He must not have received the memo about staying away from the cesspool known as Chicago.
Helping build homes in the liberal city of New Orleans was his first ass mistake. Coming to the liberal city of violent Chicago was mistake #2. He should have went to Austin or Phoenix.
Bridgeport. Wait, that's where you can pull over after
having a few and rest your eyes in complete safety.
He'll never come back to the U.S. anymore. No good
deed goes unpunished.
Special ED wasnt monitoring his sleepy corner spot in bridgeport!
ED dont leave the hood you did get a great discount on that lovely townhome time to cash in!
Looks like GangsterLand is going to make the INTL news again. I keep telling people we should make the place a thrill ride and sell tickets along with the weed. A casino too. Or, when the technology matures, turn it into a "West Side World", HBO can do the show now.
Poor German was last heard yelling “Chicago needs a wall”.
Practice scenario for New Orleans. More to come.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Welcome to Chicago!
It’s like Afghanistan only with better food.
I work in 009. It’s painful to sit in RC with a fake Lt. F, who can’t read!!!! She miss pronounce words daily from the CEO book. Jordan Peel is a reality on 2nd watch. Can’t wait to leave...
https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
Just another reason tourists should stay away from here, the only solution is for the crook County states Attorney to do her job and the judges to put the scum in jail for as long as possible. Now crimesha Is running again for states attorney anyone that puts a vote out for her is out of their mind but then again she will be getting hundreds of thousands maybe millions from George Soros to put her in her office she has no record to run on nothing at all nothing but failure typical Crooker County Democrat
That must be another one of those fine Chicago values the supernintendo was talking about to President Trump
Hey, he feels it's part of his journey. Seems pretty accepting of the welcoming committee.
A shooting in Bridgeport?? Jeez, the whole city has gone to hell.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Helping build homes in the liberal city of New Orleans was his first ass mistake. Coming to the liberal city of violent Chicago was mistake #2. He should have went to Austin or Phoenix.
11/20/2019 01:46:00 AM
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Not Austin texas.... That is a very liberal city.....
Hey visitors,if you see this,stay away,you are not safe on the mag mile,or any other neighborhood in chicago.our police force are not allowed to police.
Bridgeport is not the neighborhood that it once was. I lived there for many years and saw the changes
Anonymous said...
Helping build homes in the liberal city of New Orleans was his first ass mistake. Coming to the liberal city of violent Chicago was mistake #2. He should have went to Austin or Phoenix.
11/20/2019 01:46:00 AM
Mmmmmmmmbwahahahaha! Austin, Texas is turning into San Fran Lite. The city relaxed the enforcement against "public camping" a few months ago, so now there are homeless peop- excuse me, I mean urban outdoorsmen lingering along most of the major highway overpasses.
The City Council is quite free with the taxpayer's money in searching for solutions. They recently voted to spend around $8 million to acquire a Rodeway Inn that was was recently appraised at a shade over $2 million, in order to provide some sort of housing. This was after the earlier idea of converting a vacant office building to homeless housing was met with very vocal opposition, including petitions to initiate a recall election to have Mayor Steve Adler removed.
Governor Greg Abbott repurposed a 5 acre tract of state owned land to allow homeless camping, by so far, very few takers. The tract in question is kind of out in the boonies, several miles from downtown - a pretty long walk to the nearest liquor store, hence the low turnout.
So far, you can still be cited for public urination or defecation, but there are so many Californitards moving to Austin that it's just a matter of time. The liberal cancer is metastasizing, moving from the NorthEast and the West Coast into the rest of the country.
Where’s Eddie Johnson?
Just when he was about to come out from behind the wheel and make an appearance...BAM !
Anonymous said...
Bridgeport is not the neighborhood that it once was. I lived there for many years and saw the changes
11/20/2019 11:45:00 AM
It's still full of clotted clowns
New tourist slogan. "Come to Chicago for the Trauma Center Tour"
So it's a trip he will always remember. Great "what I did on my vacation" material. Probably find a few illegals have taken over his house when he gets back to Merkel's Germany. Take a few folks back with you, please! I'm sure they would be welcomed with open arms despite their criminal record.
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