Friday, February 09, 2024

How Many Stolen Cars?

This is almost unbelievable:

  • Car theft in the city reached unprecedented levels last year, and this year, the perpetrators have shown no signs of slowing down. In just one week, a staggering 65 cars were stolen on average each day.

    [...] From January 29 through February 4, a total of 457 cars were stolen, averaging nearly 65 thefts per day citywide. Although slightly down from the same period last year, Alderwoman Jeanette Taylor of the 20th Ward, where the crash occurred, emphasized that mere complaints are insufficient and action must be taken.

That works out to well over 22,000 auto thefts per year, and most likely directly attributable to the "no chase" policy implemented across the board.

This part is amusing however:

  • "Parents (need to know) know what your damn kids are doing," [aldercreature Jeanette] Taylor said.

That is one of the first times we've ever seen a Chicago politician calling for parental accountability.

Quick! Now do shootings!

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84 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the ratio of vehicle thefts to car jackings?

2/09/2024 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe 009 tac can solve this!!! Oh, nevermind, they are busy getting long form TVBs and revoked DL arrests. They are useless except for the new 964 team who carries that entire office. 61, 62 and 63 teams are useless. They walk around like hot shots and high five when they get a long form traffic arrest. The tac Lt doesn’t have a clue what to do and just lets everyone roam free because he doesn’t know what to do. The sgts don’t care about anything anymore and everyone is lazy. At least the 64 team is a tight team, works and goes out and gets guns and good arrests. That tac office is in shambles. Without the 64 team, 009 tac would be in the bottom 3 of ALL tac teams in the city. Look up the activity, one team has kept the know nothing tac Lt and the do nothing teams jobs safe. Meanwhile, while the teams sit in the office and watch tv for 2 hours and go get that traffic arrest they walk around like gods gift and look down on the younger 64 team guys because they are the night team and came from the watch. They also won’t let them use the unmarked cars. The tac Lt should recognize his workers and make the 61,62 and 63 teams give up their unmarked cars and make the three do nothing teams ride around in marked cars. They wanna be traffic cops?? Let them do it in marked cars then. The whole office is upside down with no direction and no leadership.

2/09/2024 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We used to have auto theft units in all 6 areas and central auto theft. It’s amazing one can steal a sixty thousand dollar car and no one cares anymore. The insurance companies know this so they just increase your auto insurance rate.

2/09/2024 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Progressive Democrats! Your policies and laws suck! They didn’t make life better for anyone except the criminals. You’ve created new criminals!

2/09/2024 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1) Auto thief's parent(s)
2) Unicorn
3) Yeti

Pick the rarest of the three?

2/09/2024 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

What ever happened to this piece of shit?

https://cwbchicago.com/2022/11/chicago-cop-arrested-for-evading-police-during-off-duty-chase-same-cop-went-viral-in-bodycam-video-of-another-off-duty-incident-last-year.html

2/09/2024 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But they'll all scratch their heads, wondering what could be the problem. They'll never blame non-policing strategies, villainizing the police, coddling the criminals, no cash bail, failure to prosecute, light sentencing, slaps on the wrist for repeat offenders, even when on bail, parole or probation for the same or worse crimes, etc. It will all be because of systemic racism or lack of opportunities or no after-school programs or some other nonsense. They won't acknowledge that their culture and lack of parenting are the cause. They won't change any policies to try to fix the problem. They'll pull more police from taxpaying neighborhoods to give the illusion of doing something to those dumb enough to buy the same old bullshit. They won't change police policy to help stop crime. All they do is protect the criminals and complain about the police, all while ignoring and worsening the problems. Why is crime out of control? What can we do to stop this? Oh, can't do that or we lose our voters.

2/09/2024 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They all cannot be Kias? Can they?

2/09/2024 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parents can’t be with there children 24/7 maybe the police should help out and not be so judgmental

2/09/2024 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They juss funnin!

2/09/2024 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those cars are not stolen. Those cars are reparations for the poor downtrodden POC and POC adjacent communities.

2/09/2024 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Appropriate background music for this subject

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNtGEKNhlC4&pp=ygUONDA5IGJlYWNoIGJveXM%3D

2/09/2024 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many years of neglect, lack of prosecution of grand theft, lack of pursuit, lack of accountability has it taken to get here?

It will take damn near as many years to fix this mess.

Good Job Democrats! Destruction, death, and anarchy follow wherever you rule!

2/09/2024 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you still care about this job or city you have the brains of the sock you used to keep under the bed next to the JC Penny catalog, yes that sock.

2/09/2024 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago’s top cop claims CPD solved 20 of 26 murders in January. It actually solved 3. Well that's pretty close. But Merit boy Lacivious Lewd Larry keepin on braggin any old ways.

https://cwbchicago.com/2024/02/chicagos-top-cop-claims-cpd-solved-20-of-26-murders-in-january-it-actually-solved-3.html

Of course none of the mainstream professional journalists could do anything but cut and paste the lies.

So it goes, nothing changes for the better. Where is karma with these maroons.

2/09/2024 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is going to be a bad summer.

2/09/2024 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CWB has a great video of the stolen cars in action. Poor schlub driving the hack didn't know what hit him. That's ok though, they need them to drive to the grocery store for bread, because all theirs got shuttered due to theft....

2/09/2024 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parent(s)? Plural? That’s the funniest part not to mention “mama” only 14-15yrs older than the demonized capones.

2/09/2024 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kids are funnin and wildin and wreaking havoc dats what day be doin how bout get a fucking job and be a part of the solution and not the problem but sadly that will never happen

2/09/2024 05:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that the parent in Michigan was held accountable for her son going in a shooting spree and she is convicted of manslaughter, I’m hoping to see Crimesha charging some of these parents with crimes for not seeing and doing something about their known propensity to shoot, kill, carjack and steal.

2/09/2024 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Guy posting:
Hurrah ��Finally an elected member addressing the root of the problem.

2/09/2024 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Parents (need to know) know what your damn kids are doing," [aldercreature Jeanette] Taylor said.

Well hop on down to the horse hair and nails salon or the lounge and ask momma or grandma...

2/09/2024 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Ald. Taylor will be reprimanded by conehead for demonizing his damn children.

2/09/2024 05:34:00 AM  
Blogger Justin_O_Guy said...

Parents! Know what your children are doing!
Check,, good plan
Parents, know if your child is Transitioning!

Unless the school hides it from you..
Yeah? Really?

2/09/2024 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parents? Like they have two? There are no parents in most cases ist a sperm doner and a leg under the influence spreader. They Grandmother takes over raising children he spawn. Cut benefits after two. Three strikes and your out.

2/09/2024 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, that snelling. Trumping the murder clearance rate. Good job CPD. 20 cleared in Jan. Wow, that guy is on it, since he took over you guys are shooting stars. Except it was 3, woops....

2/09/2024 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city doesn't care. Here's your police report number, call your insurance company.

2/09/2024 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lock your doors. Install a kill switch too.

2/09/2024 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's o-k aoc said they are just stealing cars so they can drive to the store and steal bread for their families.

2/09/2024 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know are disproportionately committing the majority of crimes...

2/09/2024 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The amount of stolen cars that later get destroyed by accidental non criminal fires is staggering. What are the odds?

2/09/2024 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

What ever happened to this piece of shit?

https://cwbchicago.com/2022/11/chicago-cop-arrested-for-evading-police-during-off-duty-chase-same-cop-went-viral-in-bodycam-video-of-another-off-duty-incident-last-year.html


Probably getting promoted.

2/09/2024 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OTR BUT WORTH MENTIONING:
CWB is reporting that Police Supt. Snelling told a gathering that during the month of January the CPD cleared 20 of 26 homicides by arrest. A clearance rate of 74%. Even after being challenged he insisted this # was correct. Of course after an FOI request was filed this information proved false.

Just curious, didn’t 1st Cmdr. Harris recently take 5 days for a similar incident. Here’s the Supt. intentionally inflating #’s and being challenged by the media. We’ll see who is going to hold his feet to the fire. Maybe they’ll just call it a Joe Biden mashed potato for brains senior moment.

2/09/2024 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off-topic;

With elections coming, heat from communities complaining about crime and Mayor Johnsons low pole ratings the Superintendent wants to make everyone look good. Even when things aren’t going good.

https://cwbchicago.com/2024/02/chicagos-top-cop-claims-cpd-solved-20-of-26-murders-in-january-it-actually-solved-3.html

2/09/2024 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parents can’t be with there children 24/7 maybe the police should help out and not be so judgmental

2/09/2024 01:50:00 AM

You are a moron. How many times has your kid(s) been arrested. Are you a two parent family?

Oh you mean be babysitters? Parent(s) should raise their kids the right way. That's not on the police to do that job. Can kids do dumb stuff, of course, but this isn't just some innocent dumb stuff now is it?

2/09/2024 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say cuff the little notherfuckers to the parents as punishment. Where is your kid? Um, right here judge.

2/09/2024 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - according to the new directive that dropped yesterday, you only need 2 years on the job to sit for the sgts test. 5 years to be promoted.

What?!

2/09/2024 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL at the 009 tact comment. Seriously dude we get it. You’re on the “64” team and want to drive an unmarked car around Bridgeport smiling at all the hillbilly gals. Get some time on the job kid… you’ll quickly learn that this department doesn’t give a shit about quality arrests. They simply want numbers, Compstat doesn’t differentiate between part 1s and traffic arrests. A CB is a CB to them. Bonus points if you can tell me what a Part 1 is… hint it’s not a UUW.

2/09/2024 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Maybe 009 tac can solve this!!! Oh, nevermind, they are busy getting long form TVBs and revoked DL arrests. They are useless except for the new 964 team who carries that entire office. 61, 62 and 63 teams are useless. They walk around like hot shots and high five when they get a long form traffic arrest. The tac Lt doesn’t have a clue what to do and just lets everyone roam free because he doesn’t know what to do. The sgts don’t care about anything anymore and everyone is lazy. At least the 64 team is a tight team, works and goes out and gets guns and good arrests. That tac office is in shambles. Without the 64 team, 009 tac would be in the bottom 3 of ALL tac teams in the city. Look up the activity, one team has kept the know nothing tac Lt and the do nothing teams jobs safe. Meanwhile, while the teams sit in the office and watch tv for 2 hours and go get that traffic arrest they walk around like gods gift and look down on the younger 64 team guys because they are the night team and came from the watch. They also won’t let them use the unmarked cars. The tac Lt should recognize his workers and make the 61,62 and 63 teams give up their unmarked cars and make the three do nothing teams ride around in marked cars. They wanna be traffic cops?? Let them do it in marked cars then. The whole office is upside down with no direction and no leadership.

2/09/2024 12:29:00 AM
OK millennial you’re on the 64 team so happy for you, now when you get off work, make sure you tell mommy to wake up to put your Star Wars jammies on and get a warm glass of milk go down in the basement play some video games take your nap maybe when you get to be older and grow up a little bit. You can be like the other tactical officers such a crybaby, so surprised really not surprised. Keep your mind on your business and your business on your mind! Purchase think child, you will be paying the pension for the senior officers for that we all thank you.

2/09/2024 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they'll all scratch their heads, wondering what could be the problem. They'll never blame non-policing strategies, villainizing the police, coddling the criminals, no cash bail, failure to prosecute, light sentencing, slaps on the wrist for repeat offenders, even when on bail, parole or probation for the same or worse crimes, etc. It will all be because of systemic racism or lack of opportunities or no after-school programs or some other nonsense. They won't acknowledge that their culture and lack of parenting are the cause. They won't change any policies to try to fix the problem. They'll pull more police from taxpaying neighborhoods to give the illusion of doing something to those dumb enough to buy the same old bullshit. They won't change police policy to help stop crime. All they do is protect the criminals and complain about the police, all while ignoring and worsening the problems. Why is crime out of control? What can we do to stop this? Oh, can't do that or we lose our voters.

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Great post ^, its about votes & winning elections. Academic studies show what needs to be done & is a twenty year base of programs etc it involves a long term strategy but elections cycle are in the 2 to 4 cycle. Hense our police reform is about: stay in office , keep me in office, not putting people in jail. Also the criminals now outnumber the tax paying decent people in most places now. Therefore,
damn the consequences, with all the dead bodies, robberies, rapes means nothing to these people. Its about staying in power. Remember this, no where is safe, cannot walk any sidewalk, own any property, be in any dwelling with a random attack or theft now, because of "this reform"

2/09/2024 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger Mark Felt said...

You just saw a parent held responsible for a school shooting her son committed. Does this set a precedent for holding parents accountable for cars their kids steal?

2/09/2024 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

The takeaway from this story is that this doesn't matter to the people that it should matter to...the voter that keeps voting for JB Pritzker, Kim Foxx and "Purple Gums" Johnson no matter what. The people that were angered by such an astounding story like this gave up and moved to a red area a long, long time ago.

I try to talk to citizens here in this city and the vast majority are willfully ignorant. They explain to me (a police officer) that crime not only isn't that bad but it's actually getting better! Car thefts and carjackings happen simply because of Covid and because blacks are all oppressed and now their children have no after-school activities. There's an excuse for every type of criminal behavior here so no one cares anymore...so why should we? Give them the police service they deserve. Look, Laugh, Leave.

2/09/2024 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need fodder for Tik Tok Demo Derbies.

2/09/2024 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Parents (need to know) know what your damn kids are doing," [aldercreature Jeanette] Taylor said.

I think she was just reminding parents to make sure they get a cut of whatever their non-demons get from the local chop shop.

2/09/2024 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Boy, that snelling. Trumping the murder clearance rate. Good job CPD. 20 cleared in Jan. Wow, that guy is on it, since he took over you guys are shooting stars. Except it was 3, woops....

"Clearance" means as a detective I followed up on 3 leads(called three potential witnesses). I might have dialed the correct numbers or might have not, depending, because mistakes do happen. Not my fault no-one answered. What matters is the effort was made but with negative results and the case therefore was cleared. Just keep sending me cases.

2/09/2024 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

The Demon Seed of thr Great Unwashed Democrat Welfare Voters fear nothing but immediate pain.

2/09/2024 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only is the 9th district tact team useless but 1st watch sdsc room needs to get the marbles out of there mouth one guy sounds like he could be on the streets with these morons spit out the marbles

2/09/2024 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9th district tact LT doesn’t care he wants to be captain

2/09/2024 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This summer in Jul and Aug is a perfect storm with the 2 Conventions. Expect St George Floyd meets Jan 6th meets 9/11 terror attacks or False Flag and PRAY no police shootings in either city.

2/09/2024 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe 009 tac can solve this!!! Oh, nevermind, they are busy getting long form TVBs and revoked DL arrests. They are useless except for the new 964 team who carries that entire office. 61, 62 and 63 teams are useless. They walk around like hot shots and high five when they get a long form traffic arrest. The tac Lt doesn’t have a clue what to do and just lets everyone roam free because he doesn’t know what to do. The sgts don’t care about anything anymore and everyone is lazy. At least the 64 team is a tight team, works and goes out and gets guns and good arrests. That tac office is in shambles. Without the 64 team, 009 tac would be in the bottom 3 of ALL tac teams in the city. Look up the activity, one team has kept the know nothing tac Lt and the do nothing teams jobs safe. Meanwhile, while the teams sit in the office and watch tv for 2 hours and go get that traffic arrest they walk around like gods gift and look down on the younger 64 team guys because they are the night team and came from the watch. They also won’t let them use the unmarked cars. The tac Lt should recognize his workers and make the 61,62 and 63 teams give up their unmarked cars and make the three do nothing teams ride around in marked cars. They wanna be traffic cops?? Let them do it in marked cars then. The whole office is upside down with no direction and no leadership.

2/09/2024 12:29:00 AM

Sounds like 61, 62 and 63 don’t want to die on the proverbial CPD cross for a dept that would fry them in 3 seconds if the races of the officer->offender don’t match up nice enough. Good on them, and if the tac LT doesn’t want them he always has you to pluck from your hole on the watch to come show them all how it’s done. Now go get some ISR’s and guns stroke.

2/09/2024 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe 009 tac can solve this!!! Oh, nevermind, they are busy getting long form TVBs and revoked DL arrests. They are useless except for the new 964 team who carries that entire office. 61, 62 and 63 teams are useless. They walk around like hot shots and high five when they get a long form traffic arrest. The tac Lt doesn’t have a clue what to do and just lets everyone roam free because he doesn’t know what to do. The sgts don’t care about anything anymore and everyone is lazy. At least the 64 team is a tight team, works and goes out and gets guns and good arrests. That tac office is in shambles. Without the 64 team, 009 tac would be in the bottom 3 of ALL tac teams in the city. Look up the activity, one team has kept the know nothing tac Lt and the do nothing teams jobs safe. Meanwhile, while the teams sit in the office and watch tv for 2 hours and go get that traffic arrest they walk around like gods gift and look down on the younger 64 team guys because they are the night team and came from the watch. They also won’t let them use the unmarked cars. The tac Lt should recognize his workers and make the 61,62 and 63 teams give up their unmarked cars and make the three do nothing teams ride around in marked cars. They wanna be traffic cops?? Let them do it in marked cars then. The whole office is upside down with no direction and no leadership.

Seriously… no one cares but thanks for sharing.

2/09/2024 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have Auto Theft detectives in each Area. What exactly do these guys do? Shouldn’t there be some accountability with these detectives? Has any of them even locked up a single auto thief ever? My guess is no. They write reports for 120k.

2/09/2024 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We used to have auto theft units in all 6 areas and central auto theft. It’s amazing one can steal a sixty thousand dollar car and no one cares anymore. The insurance companies know this so they just increase your auto insurance rate.

2/09/2024 12:37:00 AM

Interesting side note, you don't see the chop shops of years gone by. Too much work and skill required for the younger generation to pull and sell a front clip and parts. Maybe an airbag here and there and of course the epidemic of cat converter thefts.

2/09/2024 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Y’all be hating

2/09/2024 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you wonder what is the divide between car jacked and outright stolen vehicles? Criminals have absolutely no penalty. Absolute lawlessness is the acceptable traits for the democratic party. The shit show that is coming in August is going to make 1968 Democratic convention look like a kindergarten class, we have so much anarchy and with the Democrats supporting the terrorist organizations from the urban terrorists to the Middle Eastern’s to the Chinese that are here now all freely walking across the border because this is what Democrats want. Total destruction of the United States of America. they are doing it. Look at the indoctrination centers for instance Chicago, public schools, keeping secrets from parents on the transgender agenda, ruining children . Look at the hospitals look at Lurie Children’s Hospital, that now is undergoing in attack on their computer systems, which is not right however, look at what they’re doing with the children with the transgender agenda not just them many other hospitals, totally ruining children’s lives forever. We know the parents are totally delusional crazy insane for allowing this to be perpetuated upon their children, what kind of parent does that? Never before has such evil been so pervasive everywhere, especially in this country and allowed to happen as they bastardized the police and cut back on law-enforcement and the states attorneys office will not do their jobs, but are supported by the Democratic owners this is what happens.

2/09/2024 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And we have zero police assigned to look into auto thefts.

2/09/2024 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parents can’t be with there children 24/7 maybe the police should help out and not be so judgmental

2/09/2024 01:50:00 AM

And your attitude is the problem. First off the word you were looking for is "their." Secondly, it's not the job of the police to "help out" with raising your children. No one is there 24/7, but for some reason it's only a certain segment of the population committing all the crimes. It's because of the expectation that someone else should be responsible for your children and their activities while you neglect your parental responsibilities. You done tole lil deontay a hunnit time not to be stealin no cars, but he gon do what he gon do. If your child is committing various felonies and violent crimes, that's your responsibility to fix. It's also your fault in the first place. I know you already have kids based on your idiotic post, but please don't have any more, regardless of how many handouts you get per child. You're a worthless parent who causes crime through your laziness and sense of entitlement.

2/09/2024 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Guy posting:
Hurrah ��Finally an elected member addressing the root of the problem.

2/09/2024 05:26:00 AM

Addressing? No. That would require actually doing something about the problem. This was more like just mentioning the problem. And she'll be criticized for daring to say the truth. She may even apologize and retract it. She can't have the Democrat voters thinking they're expected to parent their children.

2/09/2024 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least this honor student was not stealing cars
Man on parole for 2 murder cases tried to kill ex-girlfriend’s beau with a machete: prosecutors stated.

https://cwbchicago.com/2024/02/home-invasion-machete-attack-on-parole-for-two-murders-chicago.html

2/09/2024 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the goofball complaining about tact 😂😂😂
First and foremost, FUCK TVBs it’s all about retail thefts and criminal trespass😂😂😂😂! Any series recommendations to watch after you transported their offender 😂😂😂😂

2/09/2024 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the freaking system is cracked. no matter how many policce out there trying to do there job and arrest these offender of car theft. it gets knocked down by cook county court espacially in juvenile court. they are put on probation, given em and the court systems put them back in the wild. It doesnt work. They still commit more crimes with the supervison of the juvenile probation watching saying they are having hick ups and misunderstanding, not serving or reciving any services.

2/09/2024 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been assured by CNN and MS/NBC all this talk about Car Jackings and crime are just Conservative Talking Points. Joe Biden and Jelly Belly's tough stance on the issue have reduced crime as criminals fear being punished by having their bedtime moved up.

IMNSHO Until a few of these "Yutes" start catching a citizen launched .38 Speer Gold Dot hollow point in the face, it ain't gonna get better.

2/09/2024 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say cuff the little notherfuckers to the parents as punishment. Where is your kid? Um, right here judge.

2/09/2024 08:23:00 AM


Now this is so last century.

This century is the following:

1. Neck collars on parents, yes, plural as in sperm donor and sperm recepticle.

2. Neck collars on all naughty younguns.

3. Said neck collars wireless synced for proximity to each other.

4. Three warning tones: a bit too far apart, quite a bit too far apart, last warning before detonation.

5. Yep. An effective charge need not make a mess, what with dual jugglers, top of spinal/base of skull, etc.



Do you know where your spawn is?



You better.



Oh.


And all detonate if only two are non compliance.



Now that's a family that stays together.

2/09/2024 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alderwoman Jeannette Taylor, on Ben Javorsky's Dec 2023 podcast, to quote:

"I feel we not ready and its showing out in the wash. I don't got to say it, people see it. We're pretending like now we got the power, let us show you how it's supposed to be done. And we look real stupid, right now."

Regardless of her politics, she got this one right too.

2/09/2024 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

parents most of the violent youths have no parent or parents that give them love
asylum seekers shooting at police , shoplifting , thank u fjb and progressive democrat gov. mayors

2/09/2024 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Parents can’t be with there children 24/7 maybe the police should help out and not be so judgmental

2/09/2024 01:50:00 AM

And your attitude is the problem. First off the word you were looking for is "their." Secondly, it's not the job of the police to "help out" with raising your children. No one is there 24/7, but for some reason it's only a certain segment of the population committing all the crimes. It's because of the expectation that someone else should be responsible for your children and their activities while you neglect your parental responsibilities. You done tole lil deontay a hunnit time not to be stealin no cars, but he gon do what he gon do. If your child is committing various felonies and violent crimes, that's your responsibility to fix. It's also your fault in the first place. I know you already have kids based on your idiotic post, but please don't have any more, regardless of how many handouts you get per child. You're a worthless parent who causes crime through your laziness and sense of entitlement.

2/09/2024 12:41:00 PM

Terrible parents shouldn't have children they can't raise to be morally good, independent, self-functioning, and self-improving members of society, then you basically set your child up to die off early on this earth and you failed yourself as a parent. Stop spreading your bad genes on this earth if you can't parent your bastard children. Police can be resources or guidance, not primary parents. More importantly, there is a reason why people make fun of bad kids and bad parents because if the tree is poisoned so do the fruits that fall off the tree.

2/09/2024 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that the parent in Michigan was held accountable for her son going in a shooting spree and she is convicted of manslaughter, I’m hoping to see Crimesha charging some of these parents with crimes for not seeing and doing something about their known propensity to shoot, kill, carjack and steal.

2/09/2024 05:11:00 AM

It will happen immediately after she switches to the Republican Party, which is never.

2/09/2024 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We have Auto Theft detectives in each Area. What exactly do these guys do? Shouldn’t there be some accountability with these detectives? Has any of them even locked up a single auto thief ever? My guess is no. They write reports for 120k.

2/09/2024 10:12:00 AM

No, not Detectives. There’s a single Auto Theft Detective in Area 1. Imagine what that inbox looks like.

2/09/2024 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 tac comment. I agree. 009 tac is useless. Just like 009 3rd watch. Worst watch in the city. Also, the original comment screams of the angry ramblings of the midnight desk officer/softball coordinator….

2/09/2024 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it goes, nothing changes for the better. Where is karma with these maroons.

2/09/2024 04:21:00 AM


Waiting for the future to arrive.


2/09/2024 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Regardless of her politics, she got this one right too.

2/09/2024 04:58:00 PM

Her politics is as wrong as her language skills.

Lady, you don't merely look stupid, you are stupid.


2/09/2024 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the clown talking about tact in 009….you are an absolute stroke. You are either a member of this tire popping 964 team or you are someone on midnights that puts in for tact and your application keeps ending up in the trash. You are being a bad boy in talking about the tact sergeants like that as well as the tact LT, 960 is juiced up. Keep it up and you might be mopping the floors in the 9th district instead oh being on your beloved 964 team. Now go sit in your marked police car and go get your shine box. Oh…..and God is with a capital G when you write it.

2/10/2024 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You just saw a parent held responsible for a school shooting her son committed. Does this set a precedent for holding parents accountable for cars their kids steal?

2/09/2024 08:38:00 AM

Sure, just as soon as the white kids start stealing cars. They won't hold black "parents" accountable for anything. To anyone dumb enough to think I believe no white kid has ever stolen a car, I realize they have and still do, but we all know who steals 99.9% of the cars.

2/10/2024 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy a stick shift

2/10/2024 02:09:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

It baffles me that you can still obtain car insurance living in the Chity.

2/10/2024 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We used to have auto theft units in all 6 areas and central auto theft. It’s amazing one can steal a sixty thousand dollar car and no one cares anymore. The insurance companies know this so they just increase your auto insurance rate.
2/09/2024 12:37:00 AM
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Insurance Companies gave up on Auto Theft decades ago, easier just to charge everyone who owns a vehicle more $$$.

2/10/2024 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Softball coordinator here look at my arrests I took more guns off the street then the WHOLE tact teams in 9 so STFU

2/10/2024 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:30 am I wasn’t referencing our lord so no it isn’t capital go get someone illegally riding their bike it’s all your good for good work 64 team

2/10/2024 09:05:00 AM  
Blogger Mark Felt said...

If you own a car, powered by an internal combustion engine in Chicago save yourself some greif (but not all grief) by putting in a hidden manual kill switch that disables the electric fuel pump for your car (sorry EV owners).

2/10/2024 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 areas? Thought there was only 5.

2/10/2024 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Softball coordinator here look at my arrests I took more guns off the street then the WHOLE tact teams in 9 so STFU

2/10/2024 08:58:00 AM

Ha. Remember o great softball coordinator when you were completely emasculated and slapped like a lady of the night by another copper for running your mouth.. you sat there and didn’t do a thing… except run to the WC to get a beef on him like a little girl.. ahhh, the good ole days. The kids on midnights might believe your BS but the rest of us know better slick.

2/10/2024 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 desk/Softball coordinator brags about what he did back in the day. Big deal you violated people’s rights and searched everyone. No shit it was easy to get guns. Now try it with a body camera and Copa breathing down your back. All that dude does is bitch/cry and smoke a pack of cigarettes at the desk every night.

2/10/2024 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They used to hang horse thieves

2/11/2024 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

009 desk/Softball coordinator brags about what he did back in the day. Big deal you violated people’s rights and searched everyone. No shit it was easy to get guns. Now try it with a body camera and Copa breathing down your back. All that dude does is bitch/cry and smoke a pack of cigarettes at the desk every night.

2/10/2024 11:40:00 PM


He can’t do the job with a camera. Do dumb. Thats why he quit to work the desk. Anyone can get a gun stopping anyone at any time and searching houses without a care in the world.

2/11/2024 10:38:00 PM  

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