The CTU Bears?

As the Bears continue playing the Indiana card against Illinois lawmakers:

• Illinois hopes to take the lead over Indiana in the Chicago Bears stadium battle with a new proposal that would give the NFL team property tax certainty while also providing a statewide property tax relief sweetener.

  State Rep. Kam Buckner, D-Chicago, plans to brief Illinois House Democrats on the new amendment Tuesday. The PILOT measure, shorthand for payment in lieu of taxes, would allow the Bears to renegotiate their property taxes with Arlington Heights. The property tax relief element, a new addition to stadium-related legislation in Springfield, is essential in getting support from lawmakers outside of Chicago, including Republicans.

Guess who is injecting themselves into the debate?

• Illinois lawmakers face a pivotal week as the Chicago Bears weigh whether to flee to Hammond, Indiana, and now prospects for state legislation might have another hurdle. 

  Multiple legislative sources confirmed to Fox Chicago that the Illinois Federation of Teachers (IFT), led by President Stacy Davis Gates, has lobbied to put language in the bill that would be more favorable to school districts. Gates is also the president of the Chicago Teachers Union.

  Another legislative source said the IFT is "actively lobbying against the bill."

As someone speculated, a largish portion of the Arlington Heights Bears revenue generating would go to the already generously funded Arlington Heights school district, depriving the CTU - which isn't in the business of actually educating children - of their portion of the graft.

But don't worry - the CTU will just maximize the property tax increases again like they've done for the past few decades. 

Body Parts?

What's this rumor that keeps popping up about some body parts being located in the crawlspace of a house up north (Oriole Park?) that has some association with a former high ranking individual?

Someone claimed it was ongoing. 

Someone else said it was an old case unrelated to the retired boss.

It's certainly something that would provide the readership with quite a bit of entertainment and comedy opportunities, which is the main purpose here. 

How Bad is Business in Chicago?

Pretty bad:

• John Deere, one of the Fortune 500 companies that still calls Illinois home, has been making capital expenditure decisions that Wirepoints founder Mark Glennon and Dan Proft described Monday morning as a slow-motion divestiture the state’s political class and business press have either missed or chosen to ignore. A new excavator factory is being built in Kernersville, North Carolina, and a one-point-two-million-square-foot distribution center with one hundred and fifty permanent jobs and four hundred to five hundred union construction positions is going up outside Hebron, Indiana. Proft said he was told by a reliable source in the industrial property sector that John Deere had been ready to green-light a Chicago location for that distribution center before taking a hard look at the lawlessness in and around the city and choosing Indiana instead. Glennon confirmed the pattern, noting that companies that pass up Illinois rarely say so publicly to avoid burning bridges, but the capital investment decisions tell the story clearly enough without any comment.

And not to put too fine a point on it:

• A text from a Chicago crane operator during the segment put a fine point on it: there are currently six standing permitted tower cranes in the city with only three more on the books for all of 2026.

Tower cranes are usually a pretty good indicator of economic growth - if you see a bunch of them operating then the building trades are active along with all the supporting businesses that go along with it. The fact that there are only six cranes active and only three permits pending means that there isn't any major construction going on which indicates a stagnant or shrinking tax base.

John Deere quietly moving operations elsewhere is another red flag.

NYPD Sgt Out on Appeal

The sergeant with the "cooler conviction" was granted what the courts have given to every actual criminal - the ability to be free while appealing:

• NEW YORK CITY - The former New York City police sergeant sentenced to three to nine years in prison for tossing a picnic cooler full of drinks at a fleeing suspect, who then crashed his motorized scooter and died, has been granted bail pending appeal. That's according to attorney Arthur Aidala.

  Judge Saliann Scarpulla, of the mid-level Appellate Division, ordered Erik Duran freed on $300,000 cash or bond and said he must surrender his passport to his lawyers, who will keep it until his appeal is over.

  "This is a major win for Erik and his family and for law enforcement officers around the country," said Vincent Vallelong, the president of Duran’s union, the Sergeants Benevolent Association.

There was absolutely ZERO intent to cause death or bodily harm - the criminal was driving a motorbike down a crowded sidewalk while attempting to escape, endangering many people. If he was running and got tackled or tripped into a tree, we doubt this would have even been an issue.

Why a bench trial was chosen in lib-tarded New York, where the judge's anti-police bias would play an oversized role is still a head-scratcher.

Dear FOP Board

Can anyone tell us what all of these numbers have in common?

• Case #19961167130
• Case #20001121906
• Case #20023000899
• Case #2006ch20263
• Case #20071125946
• Case #2007ch27863
• Case #2008ch31317
• Case #2009ch32354
• Case #2010ch45843
• Case #20111181449
• Case #20111704988
• Case #20131708608
• Case #20111728862 
• Case #20151702154
• Case #20151724589
• Case #20161714730
• Case #2016ch03734
• Case #20181131186
• Case #2018ch00084
• Case #20181129855
• Case #20211116941
• Case #20101214195 

Correct - they're all court cases in Cook County. Chancery and Civil divisions.

What else do they have in common? 

• they all involve a single individual owing money to assorted entities - banks, credit unions, credit card companies, a university, etc

So, someone with:

• twenty-two separate cases 
• in a single county court system regarding financial issues

....wouldn't really be someone that should be allowed to have unfettered and unsupervised use of a credit card belonging to a labor organization with tens of millions of dollars in membership dues, right? 

Oversight should be a requirement and an obligation to ensure nothing shady is going on, right? This would be the job of the Board of Directors, correct?

Or is there going to be a twenty-third case being filed in Cook County one day soon? 

Meanwhile, in 010

A mountain goat of some sort:

 

 

An emailer says this is a regular problem child:

• This guy is a well known neighborhood trouble maker, Antonio Hammond. Practically every 010th District Officer has either locked him up, had a TRR with him, or dealt with him in some way dating back decades. Hes got a faded CPDK tattoo on his forehead. In the past, he's parked one of his random shitbox cars on the sidewalk blocking the station entrance, has covered himself with feces while in the lockup, and has copa on speed dial.

And CWB knows him, too - all the way back in February of 2024:

• On the list of unexpected crimes, this one certainly ranks highly: Federal prosecutors have charged a man with burglarizing the FBI’s Chicago field office headquarters on the Near West Side.

  Incredibly, officials say Antonio Hammond managed to breach the compound’s security perimeter twice in a matter of hours.

  In a newly filed complaint, a Federal Protective Service inspector said Hammond, 37, first scaled the bureau’s outer fence around 6:50 p.m. on October 22 and then climbed onto the roof of a building within the complex at 2111 West Roosevelt.

  Dispatchers sent the inspector to the scene. He allegedly found Hammond still on the roof, yelling that the FBI owed him money and he was going to get it. The agent said he recognized Hammond and Hammond’s voice because he cited him several months earlier for disturbing the peace at the Kluczynski Federal Building in the Loop.

A few regular taser applications might alleviate this behavior since medical care doesn't seem to be working.

Indoctrination Proceeds

Those who can, do.

Those who can't, teach.

Those who can't teach, indoctrinate children:

• Chicago Public Schools will be in session for a full day on May 1, but it will also be an official civic day of action during which hundreds of students will be able to take a “field trip” to a massive pro-labor, anti-President Donald Trump rally.

  The Chicago Teachers Union wanted the school district to cancel classes so that staff and students could participate in May Day, also known as International Workers’ Day.

  But CPS CEO Macquline King pushed back, saying she wanted to keep schools in session. The disagreement kicked off a firestorm of debate.

  On Thursday, the sides agreed to a compromise.

This is exactly why the teacher unions need to be disbanded and forbidden from using children as hostages to their political machinations. Instead of teaching students how to be good citizens, they teach then that they're "victims" of the system - which they're not. They're kept in ignorance because they're easier to control via lies.

The CTU has forfeited all consideration.

Easy Sunday

We posted a couple throw away articles below.

We've had a few things come up, so we're taking it easy today.

Comments to be moderated at our leisure today.

Open post for now. 

Stay safe. 

Super Trooper Fans?

"Bear F@#$er....do you require assistance?"

If you know, you know:

• Three Southern California residents have been sentenced in a bizarre insurance fraud scheme which prosecutors say involved them staging fake bear attacks on high-end cars.

  It all stems from a claim the suspects filed with their insurance company, saying a bear got into their car, a 2010 Rolls-Royce Ghost, at Lake Arrowhead on Jan. 28, 2024, and damaged the inside with scratches. The California Department of Insurance said the suspects provided a video to the company, which showed the "bear" in the car.

  [...]  Investigators uncovered two other fraudulent claims submitted to different insurance companies regarding the same incident.

  On Thursday, Alfiya Zuckerman, 39, of Valley Village, Ruben Tamrazian, 26, of Glendale, and Vahe Muradkhanyan, 32, of Glendale, were sentenced to 180 days in jail and ordered to pay restitution.

Insurance fraud is nothing new, but we gotta say, this is a new twist.

Budget Woes

That unpaid balance owed to the City in fines and fees keeps getting larger:

• Chicago residents, businesses, and city employees altogether owe the city more than $8.1 billion in overdue debt, some of it dating back to the 1990s, according to a report from the city's inspector general.

  Inspector General Deborah Witzburg's report notes the bigger problem is that amount is most likely even larger, but the city can't properly account for all of the money it is owed.

  The report revealed antiquated systems and policies dating back decades that prevent the city's Department of Finance from tracking and collecting all of the money owed.

As we said a short time ago, Officers are regularly the subject of internal investigations when their name appears on any debt record, starting with a SPAR, upgraded to a CR, culminating with wage garnishment and suspension should it not be paid.

Why this isn't a regular thing with other city departments, we don't know. 

Why it isn't rigorously enforced on assorted companies, contractors or other government entities is a mystery as they're ripping off not just Chicago, but all Chicagoans who end up paying higher taxes to cover the constant shortfalls - $8 billion and counting.

Start cutting off services. Then go to Springfield and change the State Law about how much you can garnish. Make it painful to not pay bills. Illinois is a one-party state constantly abusing its power....why not now?

This was a Rough Watch

They released the body cam video of Officer Krystal Rivera's death at the hands of her partner and there's nothing easy about it.

• article and video link here

We will refrain from comment at the moment aside from saying there is pretty much nothing redeeming about it at all - poor tactics, poor reactions, poor everything.

We're leaving comments open for the moment, but we might just shut it down depending on content and context. 

Nice Weekend Conehead

Is crime still down?

• Four people were shot, three fatally, Friday afternoon on the city's West Side, Chicago police said.

  Four people were near the sidewalk in the 4000-block of West Maypole Avenue in West Garfield Park just before 4:45 p.m., when an unknown vehicle approached them, CPD said.

  At least two suspects got out with guns and fired shots at the victims, police said.

Usually on a summer Friday, we'd toss up a "prediction post" speculating on potential weekend shooting/homicide totals. An April post would be a bit earlier than expected PLUS this shooting happened outside of the hours we'd usually set for counting - 1700 hours on Friday until 0001 hours Monday. This triple occurred at 1645 hours and then the weekend temps are scheduled to dip back down into the 50s.

April is shaping up to spike Conehead's stress levels.

Good News

The Lil Homicide civil trial isn't happening for now:

• The family of Adam Toledo, the 13-year-old shot and killed by Chicago police in Little Village in 2021, has moved to voluntarily dismiss their wrongful death lawsuit.

  Attorneys for the family filed the motion in court Friday morning.

  Toledo was killed during a foot chase in 2021.

Obviously, the family is judge-shopping because (we're told) that most of the motions being made before trial are being denied or modified against the family, first and foremost being the claim by the lawyers that the witness list would be eighty or ninety names long.

The trouble was, there weren't eighty or ninety witnesses to the shooting - there were ZERO aside from the cops and the body cam video which showed Lil Homicide running with the gun and then popping out of hiding before being justifiably sent to his eternal damnation. 

You can't have people who weren't there testifying to things they never actually....you know....witnesses. The fact that he and his fresh gang tattoos were out after curfew with another felon shooting at passing vehicles was kind of inconvenient to the case, so the family didn't want any of that mentioned either.

They have a year to refile, but those rulings will follow the case no matter where it ends up. 

More Dem Stupidity

First, democrats want you to tax you to pay for all sorts of nice things so that people can enjoy everything Chicago has (had?) to offer.

Then, they want to make it impossible to actually enjoy what you paid for:

• IL Democrats are intent on destroying any nice place in Illinois. Allowing the homeless to takeover public spaces is not an answer to homelessness and will destroy communities. Who is electing these fools? 
• Here's the list of IL Democrat Representatives who think this is a good idea: Rep. Kevin John Olickal - Emanuel "Chris" Welch - Dagmara Avelar - Lindsey LaPointe - Mary Beth Canty, Lilian Jiménez, Rita Mayfield, Suzanne M. Ness, Bob Morgan, Will Guzzardi, Kelly M. Cassidy, Barbara Hernandez, Michelle Mussman, Abdelnasser Rashid, Hoan Huynh, Anne Stava, Laura Faver Dias, Carol Ammons, Lisa Davis, Nicolle Grasse, Norma Hernandez, Theresa Mah, Edgar González, Jr., Michael Crawford, Nabeela Syed, Diane Blair-Sherlock, La Shawn K. Ford, Camille Y. Lilly, Justin Cochran, Yolonda Morris and Marcus C. Evans, Jr.

Why bother having nice things if you're just going to deny it to the people who actually paid for it? How about locking these criminals up? That's why you passed the laws in the first place, right?

Wait....This is a Thing?

A judge actually held someone without bail?

• A Cook County judge has detained a man after determining that he is “not a good candidate” for electronic monitoring because he “tried to set an entire train car on fire.” Quentin Williams, 38, is accused of setting multiple fires aboard a CTA Blue Line train in the Loop and threatening passengers with a box cutter, according to court records.

  CPD officers responded to the Jackson Blue Line platform at 5:48 a.m. on March 24 after receiving a report that someone was threatening people with a knife. A CTA employee identified Williams as the offender, but no victims or additional witnesses remained on scene when officers arrived. Police detained him on a nearby stairwell. Prosecutors said Williams has a prior felony conviction for stabbing a random person in the leg with a box cutter on a CTA train.

  While officers were still investigating, multiple CTA riders told them that Williams had just set items on fire inside a train car. Prosecutors said Williams had been riding the Blue Line when he entered an occupied railcar and used a lighter to ignite four packages of adult diapers and a cardboard Pampers box. Most of the materials burned out on their own, but prosecutors said he relit the box and diapers before exiting the train.

So if a judge has "a feeling," they can disregard the SAFE-T Act that releases multiple-convicted felons out to terrorize citizens again and again? The State actually asked for this, but time and time again, judges claim to be bound by the law. Now they're ruled by "feelings."

Mayoral Race Money

Well, we know who's going to be running commercials 24/7 shortly and who isn't garnering any support:

• Mayor Brandon Johnson has just $813,125 in campaign cash on hand — compared to $18.3 million for Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias — just a few months before deciding whether or not to seek a second term.

  The latest fundraising reports filed with the Illinois State Board of Elections show the rookie mayor raised $176,036 and spent $192,675 in the first quarter of 2026, with a so-called “burn rate” that will be difficult to sustain.

  During the same three-month period ending March 31, Giannoulias, who is a potential candidate for mayor, has been a fundraising juggernaut.

Alexi is used to dealing in millions of dollars, seeing as when he was working at Broadway Bank as the senior loan officer, he loaned two organized crime figures upwards of $20 million. And then when the bank went under, it cost taxpayers almost $400 million.

Coincidentally, Conehead's $813K is around 4% of Alexi's $18.3 million - almost matching Conehead's approval rating as decision day approaches for candidates to declare.

Conehead continues to burn bridges with the Machine, dissing a predecessor:

• As former Mayor Rahm Emanuel revs up for a 2028 presidential bid, Mayor Brandon Johnson on Thursday described Emanuel’s eight years as mayor as “disqualifying.” Johnson did not identify Emanuel by name when he talked about the one Democrat in the crowded field of possible presidential contenders whom he would like to, as he put it, “x-out.”

  But there was no doubt about whose potential presidential campaign Johnson was attacking, even before Emanuel has formally announced. “I have very deep concerns about the former mayor of the city of Chicago. What he did in Chicago — from school closures to privatization to austere budgets,” Johnson said during his monthly appearance on WBEZ-FM’s “Ask the Mayor” program before a live audience.

And throwing in with the CTU's efforts to completely burn all credibility (paywalled article):

• Mayor Brandon Johnson said Wednesday that “May 1 is happening,” signaling his support for the nationwide day of protest as the Chicago Teachers Union continues to urge the school district to cancel classes so that students and staff can participate.

  “We have an opportunity in this moment to push the narrative, not just at the federal level, but for Chicago and the state of Illinois to show up on behalf of working people,” said Johnson, a former CTU organizer and close ally of the union.

Commies gotta commie - because they certainly can't teach worth a shit.

Facial Recognition Works Again

Remember, democrats want to forbid police from using this tool:

• The gunman who shot and nearly killed a downtown convenience store clerk last month was identified through facial recognition technology linked to the Illinois Secretary of State database, prosecutors said Thursday. It’s the latest case solved using the technology, even as state lawmakers move to bar Illinois law enforcement from using it.

  The 31-year-old victim had worked at 7-Eleven, 191 West Adams Street, for about six years when Jaquell Hayes, 30, entered the store on March 12 and began stealing over-the-counter medication, prosecutors said. The cashier intervened, and Hayes allegedly threatened him before leaving. Hayes returned the next day and threatened the clerk while reaching toward his waistband, prompting the victim to tell him to leave, prosecutors said. When Hayes refused, the clerk used bear spray in an attempt to defend himself, something he had never done before. Hayes exited the store.

  The clerk moved from behind the register to lock the revolving glass doors to keep Hayes from reentering. As he approached the entrance, he saw Hayes standing directly outside the door, pulling out a handgun and firing multiple shots through the glass door, according to prosecutors.

And without it, another shooting might have gone unsolved.

Gun Safety Day Next Month

Haven't seen any notices about this yet, but here's an e-mail reminder:

• I’m a retired range guy, possibly coming back as the same in a civilian capacity. Mike Mette has my scheduled to work Gun Safety days at the FOP on May 27-28 at the FOP hall. As always, it’s free. Same offerings, most but not all manufacturers are there to inspect. It’s a great free event, though poorly attended the last 2 years. 
   
  Hours usually were 0800-1400’ish. Any mention would be appreciated. I usually message the busy districts in advance.

If we get a reminder, we'll post again closer to the date.

(comments closed here - informational post only)

New FOP Scandal Erupts

Fun times at the General Meeting:

• President John Catanzara informed members that he is finally doing something about the hostile takeover of Forensics by the private company Ron Smith & Associates. The room seemed cautiously optimistic — or at least as optimistic as you can be when you’ve heard a version of that sentence before.

  To his credit, acknowledging the issue out loud is a step in the right direction. Whether that step leads anywhere beyond the microphone is, of course, the part everyone is waiting to see.

  Then things got… interesting.

  After wrapping up what can only be described as a highlight reel of his own accomplishments, EJ stepped up to the mic. She started by thanking him for his “hard work” — which, given what followed, may go down as one of the more polite setups in recent meeting history.

  She then asked a simple question: whether he had charged his trips to Jamaica on the FOP credit card. The reaction said more than the answer.

  John looked like he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He immediately denied it — flat out. EJ followed up by suggesting that if that were true, there should be no issue opening the financials back up to the membership.

  That’s when the story started changing.

  John claimed the financials were never open to members — which raised a few eyebrows, considering he himself reviewed them when Kevin was President. When that was pointed out, he pivoted again, saying members can’t see the credit card statements because, before they were locked down, someone saw a $5,000 steak dinner charge and “blew it out of proportion.”

  EJ’s response was simple: “But you still spent $5,000 on a steak dinner.” John tried to reframe it as a dinner for retirees. EJ didn’t budge: “It’s still a $5,000 steak dinner.”

  At that point, the wheels came off.

  Unable to win that argument, John pivoted hard — this time to attacking EJ personally, bringing up CR numbers related to her social media activity. There are growing concerns that complaints have been encouraged in response to her speaking out. He then suggested the Lodge has spent too much money providing her legal defense for IAD statements. EJ fired back with the obvious question: how much has the Lodge spent defending him over his own posts? Posts that forced him tor retire before he was fired. When she asked if it was in the neighborhood of a million dollars, John said he “didn’t know.”

  Which, at this point, seems to be the most consistent answer of the day.

So once again:

• the FOP credit card seems to be being used improperly;
• legal fees in regard to the president might be approaching a million dollars;
• access to union financials are still being denied to members despite the current president using them to beat the past-president 

The usual sycophants are defending these actions, because if they don't, they'll lose their Field Rep spots like the First VP lost his. 

The Friday update should be interesting. 

PPP Fraud Scandal Continues

CWB has the first story we saw:

• Chicago’s inspector general concluded nine investigations in the first quarter, finding that Chicago police officers fraudulently obtained forgivable loans under the COVID-era Paycheck Protection Program, investigators announced.

  A tenth city worker, identified as an aldermanic employee, also obtained a fraudulent PPP loan and then filed a false police report claiming someone had stolen their identity and used it to submit the loan application, according to the OIG’s first-quarter report. The report does not identify the targets of OIG’s investigations by name.

Nine cops, one aldercreature employee. Not a single name released though, and no word on the numerous exempt members who have been allowed to run out the clock and retire with their credentials. Or the numerous OEMC people who were racking up a few hundred thousands in fraud.

The Sun Times reports seems to go even further:

• Chicago’s top watchdog is heading for the exit — but not before dropping one last fraud bombshell on the Chicago Police Department. Inspector General Deborah Witzburg said Wednesday her office sustained allegations against 17 Chicago cops in the first four months of the year for allegedly scamming COVID-era relief funds and the police department agreed to move to fire them.

  Investigators dug into their Paycheck Protection Program loan applications — cash meant to keep small businesses afloat during the pandemic in 2020 and 2021. Another cop quit while under investigation. All told, the alleged ripoffs involving those nine cops totaled $284,000, according to Witzburg’s first quarter 2026 report.

  Fraud allegations also were sustained against eight other officers, but the Chicago Police Department hasn’t decide whether to move to fire them.

Why are so many police officers being targeted?

• “This was a triage effort, and we are not done yet,” Witzburg said. “The reason we prioritized CPD cases is because they occupy positions of tremendous public trust and they land on the witness stand, so their credibility is of paramount importance.”

The political structure has spent the last ten years or more undermining trust in the Department, burying it so deep it will take twenty years or more to resurface.

And with over 1,000 identified fraud cases in the works, seventeen is less than two percent of the total. There is far more fraud in other city departments....but those departments are far more politically protected than the CPD. Easier to pick on the cops and let the connected fade into retirement.

Remember Election Day

Remember the crooked DEI judge that released the naked squad car stealing cop assailant? She made completely undocumented and unsubstantiated allegations that she had been threatened by Chicago Police Officers....but made no reports to the Cook County Sheriffs who are in charge of judicial security.

One of our long time readers did an FOIA request seeking information about these alleged threats and found exactly....nothing (click for larger view):

• ....a foia request was filed with the cook county sheriffs department on whether any case reports were generated over judge Tyria Walton’s claims that Chicago cops threatened her after temple verdict . The sheriff stated they “can’t confirm or deny any records exist “..? So it’s big secret now if any investigation was initiated? They also use the “disclosing the identity of persons who provided information to law enforcement “.. well we all know she made the allegation in open court so it should not be an issue . We all know that any reports can be given with personal information redacted . With judge Walton running for retention on November it’s clear as day she lied . It should be simple , give the proof that cops are guilty of threatening her or resign your seat

What's even more disturbing is the complete silence from the FOP after this obviously corrupt "judge" lied to the media about imaginary threats and slandered the entire CPD without any documentation at all. That Dart's people are covering for a crooked judge isn't surprising, but the FOP ought to be reminding people that judicial retention is a thing and ought to be exercised whenever an Election Day comes up.

Late Notice Fundraiser

It's this Friday, but we just got an email about it:

Tickets available at this link.

Always a good time. 

 

Careful Out There

It seems we triggered the folks over at Forensics (click for larger view):

The Department used to threaten us with this one semi-regularly. It made us cautious, but didn't really stifle us much. We actually had a lawyer on standby for a while with all sorts of expertise in social media usage off duty, and he thought we might get a nice size payout....if we weren't in Illinois.

In any event, remember - they'll tie you up in the investigative process, but they'll have a difficult time proving they can control your off-duty behavior. 

They'll try though. That's what totalitarian leftists do (see the post a few places down from this).

Oh, and fuck off Meagan. 

UPDATE: And while you're fucking off, you might want to read up on Employee Resource Order 02-03-01. It has to do with Timekeeping. 

And then take a look at CPD 11.602S. That's your supervisor time card. How many acts of Official Misconduct are documented on that we wonder? 

We suddenly have four or five people e-mailing us all sort of stuff about FSD shenanigans involving people splitting shifts, working half-days, running personal errands while on-the-clock, the usual crap that goes on when politically connected people think they can get away with anything. We certainly hope they aren't picking up those children in a city vehicle while everyone else has to pay for babysitters.

Not the Smartest Criminal

A virtual confession on-line:

• Prosecutors say a Chicago man Googled how to kill someone with a hammer before using one to beat to death a transgender woman he had been in a relationship with.

  Deandre Bell, 24, is charged with first-degree murder in the death of Davonta Curtis, 31, whose body was found by family members inside her apartment in the 2400 block of West Lake Street on April 8. Prosecutors said she had been in an on-again-off-again relationship with Bell.

  In a detention filing, prosecutors said the two spent part of Easter Sunday together and video showed them returning to Curtis’ apartment building that evening. Sometime between 11:40 p.m. that night and early the next morning, Bell struck Curtis repeatedly in the head with a hammer, prosecutors alleged. Surveillance video then shows Bell leaving the apartment building alone at 1 a.m. on the morning after Easter.

This is why our closest friends have instructions in the event of our untimely passing:

• clear our browser history ASAP - phone, computer, everything

Lord knows we don't want the Keesing Bandit going through our internet searches.

Where is THIS List?

Ttreacherous ground being tread upon by the thought-police-wannabes in the City Council:

• A measure aimed at rooting out Chicago police officers with ties to extremist, anti-government groups like the far-right Proud Boys or Oath Keepers is set for a City Council vote as early as Wednesday.

  That’s after the 17th version of the measure passed the council’s Workforce Development Committee by a 6-3 vote on Monday, with some debate.

  The proposal from Ald. Matt Martin (47th) would ban Chicago cops from engaging in “extremist activities,” defined in the measure as any attempt to overthrow any level of U.S. government through violence or “unconstitutional means.” The prohibition also applies to the planning, execution or “material support” of hate crimes.

Seventeen versions of this "thought crime" bullshit and it still only passed out of committee six-to-three.

And they only cite supposed "right wing" groups, none of which (as far as we can find) have ever committed even a quasi-criminal offense in Chicago. Nor is there a single instance of Officers (who may or may not have signed up for these groups) allowing the group philosophy to influence or dictate and police action taken. 

But the record is bursting with references to teachers supporting the pantifa clowns, the #blm racists, officers in uniform kneeling in police stations or supporting left-wing middle east hate groups.

So who is deciding what is and isn't extremist? Conehead? Fata$$? Are they taking cues from the SPLC people who labeled assorted Christian, family-centric or pro-life groups as extremist? 

This law is only designed to persecute certain politics and make lawyers rich. 

Hide the Info!

Some people - COVIDiots mostly - don't like to hear about these ongoing revelations, mostly because they're ashamed that they caved to the pressure brought upon them. 

Even eBlogger is still taking down our posts that go against the narrative, so better save the link so you can read it when they try to shut it down.

This is from sworn testimony introduced in front of the US Senate: 

• On August 31, 2022, the Food and Drug Administration (“FDA”) authorized the PfizerBioNTech COVID-19 bivalent booster. By late October 2022, HHS reported that approximately 14.4 million people 12 years and older had received the booster. In November 2022, federal health officials became aware of a statistically significant safety signal for ischemic stroke among individuals age 65 and older following administration of the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 bivalent booster. An ischemic stroke occurs when a blood vessel supplying the brain becomes blocked, preventing blood and oxygen from reaching parts of the brain. Despite the monthslong persistence of this safety signal in multiple vaccine safety surveillance systems, Biden’s FDA and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (“CDC”) did not issue any formal health alerts, nor did they advise the public to avoid the vaccine. Instead, federal health officials continued to tell the public the vaccine was safe, but behind closed doors, they initiated multiple studies and statistical analyses—including a so-called “Stroke Project”—to investigate the validity of their assertion. These investigations continued through at least September 2025.

Hundreds of strokes were documented....and no one said a word. Just for historical reference, they pulled a polio vaccine in the mid-20th century when something like five adverse effects were reported and kept it off the market for years.

Like we said, save the link. They'll disappear it if they can. 

Fundraiser - Save the Date

This coming Sunday:

 

Even if you can't attend, it wouldn't hurt to buy a ticket.

Nice Weekend Conehead

Is crime still down?

• At least 28 people were shot, one of them fatally, during the weekend across Mayor Brandon Johnson’s (D) Chicago.

  CBS News reported that the fatal shooting occurred at 11:45 p.m. Saturday “in the 8000 block of South Morgan Street,” after two groups of people quarreled. 

  A 25-year-old woman was shot numerous times and died after being transported for medical attention. 

Hoping over to HeyJackass.com, the full weekend totals ended as follows:

• 1 dead, 29 wounded

Certainly a lower number of killings that most years and sightly above average woundings.

Warm all week, but rainy. 

UPDATE: CWB points out that this is a 50% INCREASE over last year:

• Warm weekend weather helped drive a sharp year-over-year increase in shootings across Chicago, according to information released by the Chicago Police Department. While only one homicide was reported, 29 other people were wounded by gunfire, with victims ranging in age from 13 to 46.

  Data compiled by HeyJackass, a website that independently tracks Chicago crime using public records and open-source reporting, shows 30 total shooting victims this weekend, a notable jump from the 20 recorded during the same weekend in 2025. The site’s historical data indicates that last year and 2022 were the best-performing years for the weekend since 2015, while the weekend’s long-term average stands at 34 victims.

Any "reporters" staking out Casa de Conehead for a unannounced trip to Northwestern?

Poor Reasoning

This criminal is sadly misinformed:

• We’ve learned more about the alleged motives of the man accused of causing widespread damage in a string of axe attacks on property at Chicago firehouses over the past two months, and we now know just how much damage officials think he caused: $130,000.

  Chicago cops arrested Jacob Bogdan, 26, around 2:45 p.m. Saturday when they saw him standing in the 200 block of West Cermak Road, directly across the street from the Chinatown firehouse where the crime spree began with an early morning axe attack on February 5.

  Now charged with 21 counts of felony criminal damage, Bogdan was ordered detained Sunday afternoon by Judge James Murphy III after prosecutors said Bogdan “carries an axe for protection from firefighters” and had threatened to kill his father, according to court records.

(sarcasm and silliness warning ahead) 

You don't need "protection" from fire fighters - you just have to avoid them. And in our long experience responding to jobs alongside fire fighters, we discovered the easiest way to accomplish this avoidance:

• avoid fires
• avoid fire stations
• avoid accidents
• avoid certain bars

However, if you like fire fighters, the best way to find them is:

• respond to fires
• hang around fire stations
• respond to accidents
• go to certain bars

Most citizens should be pissed this idiot cost taxpayers $130,000 in car repairs for the affected fire fighters.

This Crap Again?

Naming Park District property for an armed criminal justifiably shot by polioce:

• The Chicago Park District plans to rename a playground within Washington Park for a man who was killed in a police shooting nearby in 2014.

  [...] The Park District Board approved the district's request to start a 45-day public notice period.

  A playground on the northwestern side of Washington Park, at 53rd Street and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Drive, would be named Ronald "RonnieMan" Johnson Playground. Currently, the playground does not have a name.

And here's the shooting coverage from 2014:

• Cook County prosecutors have declined to file criminal charges against a Chicago police officer who shot and killed 25-year-old Ronald Johnson, saying dashboard camera video of the shooting shows Johnson was carrying a gun when he was shot.

  Cook County State's Attorney Anita Alvarez said her office conducted a "very careful" review of the Independent Police Review Authority's investigation of the shooting, and determined Johnson resisted arrest, and ignored several orders to drop a gun he was holding as he fled police on Oct. 12, 2014.

What does it say about a community that constantly memorializes the dregs of society, especially somewhere that children play?

Clear Those Intersections

One of our sustained disciplinary findings was over a crash:

• Five people were injured after a CPD squad car was involved in a car crash in West Garfield Park.

  Two Chicago police officers were responding to a call when a driver failed to yield to their sirens at an intersection in West Garfield Park and caused a crash, Chicago police said.

  The officers were driving in a marked squad car with their lights and sirens on just after midnight in the 3800 block of West Washington Boulevard. A 42-year-old man driving a gray SUV failed to yield to the officers and crashed into the squad car, according to police. Three parked cars also were damaged in the crash.

  The driver and two male passengers were taken to Mount Sinai Hospital with minor injuries. Two officers were in good condition at a local hospital.

Sounds like no one was seriously hurt, which is a good thing.

Get well soon Officers - summer is coming and Conehead is panicking. 

Privatizing Police Jobs

There has occasionally been noise about "civilianizing" certain police jobs and we've seen it in bits and pieces over the years:

• traffic aides
• lockup keepers (detention aides)
• desk personnel

We don't really recall anyone at the FOP putting up much of a fight - we couldn't strike over it and that may have been the beginning of Desk and Lockup bid spots being locked in - we aren't sure. Hell, we've advocated civilianizing the entire CAPS operation and even front offices to get more cops on the street.

This seems a bit far though:

• For the past two years, the Forensic Services Unit has been going through a major and controversial shift after the City brought in a private company, Ron Smith & Associates. The company was supposed to help get the lab accredited and train Latent Print Examiners. Since then, the City has paid them more than $4 million, and there are growing questions about what that money has actually delivered.

  What started as a limited consulting job has turned into something much bigger. Instead of finishing the work and stepping away, the contract keeps getting extended. Nearly two years later, the training still isn’t done, and the unit is more dependent on this private company than ever.

  At the same time, leadership changes have closely followed this shift. James Snaidauf, a former employee of Ron Smith & Associates, was appointed Director of Forensics. According to multiple sources, the qualifications for this job were written so narrowly that no one else realistically had a shot—it all but guaranteed he would get it. This wasn’t an open, competitive hiring process; it was a position built for a specific person. Since taking over, there’s been a clear push to move out sworn personnel and replace them with civilian hires, including people coming through pipelines connected to Ron Smith & Associates.

  Matt Marvin, who is also tied to the company, has been involved in this transition as well. Multiple people have reported hearing him make comments about how much he enjoys firing people and his hatred for unions. He has also allegedly told supervisors that there are future job opportunities waiting for them with Ron Smith & Associates. If true, that raises serious concerns about what's really driving decisions inside the unit.

  The pressure is now hitting the Latent Print Examiners directly. About two years into their roles, they were told they now need to get certified through the International Association for Identification or risk losing their title. This requirement was never part of the original job, and it isn’t required by any state or national standard.

  What makes this even more concerning is who’s tied to that certification. Multiple employees from Ron Smith & Associates—including Matt Marvin—sit on committees within the same organization that issues it. In other words, the same group connected to the City’s contractor is also helping shape or influence the certification now being pushed onto these officers.

This is a testable spot, correct? And as the writer points out, there is no history of these certifications being required at the State or National levels. This seems like a money grab for some connected company to (A) get rid of unconnected Officers, and (B) create a politically connected job market for the favored few. 

This also opens the door to a entire swath of testable spots being eliminated. The FOP used to fight over bid spots and job titles. Is that a thing any more? 

Axe Guy Arrested

Known offender it seems, and he got scooped up quick:

• A man is now in custody, accused of taking an axe to firefighters’ vehicles across Chicago, with police effectively extinguishing a bizarre crime spree on the same Chinatown block where it began.

  CPD said officers arrested 26-year-old Jacob Bogdan on Saturday in the 200 block of West Cermak Road, home to a CFD firehouse that was prominently featured in the 1991 Hollywood movie Backdraft. The arrest came hours after detectives issued a public alert about the string of attacks.

  Bogdan, now charged with 21 felony counts of criminal damage to property, is scheduled to appear for a detention hearing on Sunday.

How did the detention hearing turn out? It's property damage, so it's a good bet he's another SAFE-T Act success story.

Did he at least have to surrender all his axes? 

Real? Or A.I.?

From an e-mailer:

 Here's the link.

Are these things calibrated properly? And that flag doesn't look very aerodynamic.

Somehow we highly doubt it. 

Not Violent Enough

Surprise! Another blue state $hithole:

• A Florida man walked into a Fall River (Massachusetts) bank last summer, handed the teller a note that said “I have a bomb,” and walked out with $5,000. He got caught the same day with dye on his hands and stolen cash in his pocket. Open and shut.

  But before his case was resolved, a legal question made it all the way to the state’s highest court: could prosecutors hold him without bail as a danger to the public?

  The Supreme Judicial Court said no. Armed robbery, the justices ruled on March 10, doesn’t count as a violent enough crime to lock someone up before trial.

  Read that again. Armed robbery. Not violent enough. …

We really really need this idiots to become victims of their own rulings and stupidity. That's the only way they'll learn.

CFD Alert

From an e-mailer - if you click to enlarge it, the entire picture starts to pixelate, which we can't fix:

How many firehouses have actual gated lots? 

Fences high enough to discourage someone climbing it?

Like we suggested before, swing by, keep an eye out, maybe get some target practice in. 

More Oversight Nonsense

So....what exactly are her qualifications?

• Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson has chosen Anjanette Young to sit on an oversight board for the city’s police department. 

  The update comes years after officers once handcuffed Young while she was naked, during a botched police raid in 2019. 

  The footage was made public in 2020.  

  As a result of the botched raid, the city later paid nearly $3 million to resolve a lawsuit Young filed against the city of Chicago.  

Is this a paid position? Because you know that there isn't a single aldercreature with the balls to actually oppose this appointment or hiring based on any actual qualifications. Being the victim of a mistake doesn't make you any sort of expert on police work, oversight or legalities.

This is a political move.

Karen with a Shovel

We can't upload the actual video to the post, but we can link it (don't worry, you don't need a social media account to view it):

• Instagram link here 

Quite a bit of restraint here. She's got a shovel, she's carrying it at port arms, she even swings it at a squad car after damaging half-a-dozen other cars. Truth be told, we probably would have tasered her. 

If you bother to read the comments, everyone is wondering if the Officers didn't kill her because she's of a pale persuasion, conveniently ignoring that she wasn't threatening or advancing on cops or citizens - she was committing property damage and Officers know that if they shot her, they'd be charged within hours.

You have  the police performing exactly how they're supposed to, but the tiny brains have to allege racism where none is even in play. Hell, the cops on scene appear to be :::gasp::: reflective of a diverse Chicago populace.

Good job Officers.