Conehead Survives DC

And we survived the alcohol intake - it wasn't nearly as bad as we expected, though Conehead was the least prepared and most idiotic of all the speakers. Some highlights of him getting roasted:

• That’s not the position of South Carolina Republican Rep. Nancy Mace, who tried to get a yes or no answer from Johnson on whether it’s “acceptable for illegals who commit heinous crimes to be released back into the public.”

  Mace cut off Johnson as he tried to launch into a nuanced answer.

  “This is why you have a 6% approval rating: Because you suck at answering questions,” she said, joining a line of Republicans who took hard shots at the freshman mayor.

Welcome to our world Congresswoman.

Or this:

• Rep. Byron Donalds, R-Fla., pressed Johnson on how much money Chicago has spent on the migrant crisis. Johnson said it accounted for about 1% of the city’s overall budget over four years but couldn’t offer a specific number.

  “If you don’t have a hard number, you’re not running your city well,” Donalds told Johnson.

  Chicago’s 2025 budget is $17.1 billion. One percent of that would be a staggering $171 million.

$171 million would have covered around 45% of Conehead's $380 million bond issue, saving taxpayers nearly a billion in interest payments.

And this ridiculous self-own:

• "...everything that is dope about America comes from Chicago.”

"....dope...." How very....raggedy. 

The one that really amused us (and we can't find the direct quote at the moment) was Conehead bragging about the money was well spent educating illegals.

Hate to break it to you Conehead, but kids in CPS ain't learning. Not only is the student population shrinking, it's scoring lower than ever on standardized tests, all while spending more per pupil that just about anywhere else on earth. Think how much better all those actual American citizen students would be doing if the teachers weren't spending thousands of hours on illegals who shouldn't even be here.

Ah, who are we kidding? They'd still be testing at record lows because the CTU is more worried about more dollars than actually educating children. Stupid kids become stupid adults become stupid democrat voters.

The only thing Conehead got correct - and it was probably one of his handlers who fed him this line - was that this was all grandstanding, which it most certainly was. Nothing is going to change at the local level.

SWATting

We were wondering when this trend would catch on here. Maybe now?

• False threats of violence Wednesday afternoon at two Chicago high schools prompted SWAT responses and lockdowns, but both cases were determined by police to be unfounded.

  About 2 p.m., officers responded to calls of a bomb threat and someone with a gun at Jones College Prep, 700 S. State St., in Printer’s Row. Forty minutes later, a similar threat was made against John Hancock College Prep at 5437 W. 64th St. in Clearing, Chicago police said.

  Both campuses were placed on lockdown as officers swept the schools. The threats were deemed not credible, police said.

Schools are just the start of it. No doubt there will be calls made about "incidents" at the homes of prominent citizens in short order, and even non-prominent persons.

Be aware of this trend and remember that something like 98% of these are not credible. The first clue is a single anonymous call. Real incidents have ten or twenty calls in the first seconds.

More Scumbags

That crap bill in Springfield that will let anyone claiming "mental illness" to freely attack and beat Police Officers with no fear of actually being charged with a crime picked up a couple co-sponsors:

Both Chicago reps, both anti-police, anti-law-and-order types....you know - democrats.

So Much for THAT Promise

Wasn't Fata$$ just bragging about holding the line on raising taxes a couple weeks ago?

• Lawmakers' projections for revenues in the coming year aren't as high as Gov. JB Pritzker's, raising questions about how much money will be available during this year's budget negotiations. The General Assembly's bipartisan Commission on Government Forecasting and Accountability released a new fiscal year 2026 revenue projection Tuesday that is $737 million short of the proposal Pritzker introduced last month.

Oops.

As we've said here for years, "estimated" government tax revenues are always based on bullshit. Something always pops up - a cost overrun or a supply shortage. This time around it's probably a combination of businesses leaving Illinois and the administration change in Washington DC. 

But don't worry, there are still a couple middle class taxpayers left in the state that Fata$$ can squeeze.

Conehead in Washington

He's been there since Sunday, being prepped and coached by a variety of lawyers and politicians including (supposedly) two ex mayors of Chicago.

Assorted drinking games will begin upon commencement - 0900 start time. We haven't had a really good opportunity to do some day drinking of late, so we're looking forward to it. Any mentions of:

• racism
• teachers/CTU
• black wife and 3 black children
• DEI (or individually diversity, equity, inclusion)
• community (fill in the blank) 
• west side
• Sparklefarts / Obama
• progressive
• immigrants or undocumented
• raggedy
• collaboration
• systemic anything

....will result in us taking a shot of whatever happens to be handy.

We expect to be tipsy by 0920, legally drunk by 0940, and headed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning no later than 1000. See you on the other side.

Nice Traffic Unit Larritorious

Wasn't there supposed to be a Unit dedicated to solely stopping this crap?

• Widespread street takeovers plagued the city’s Far South Side over the weekend, clogging up traffic as crowds gathered to watch drivers spin donuts in major intersections.

  One scene turned violent when a takeover participant threw a large firework that exploded inside a man’s SUV and set the vehicle ablaze. In another incident, two bystanders were struck by a sports car as it spun donuts.

Stop sticks. Tow trucks. Traffic barricades. Impounds galore.

We're just going to make up a rumor that this new unit is staffed solely by aldercreature nieces, nephews and exempt member pincushions who work Monday thru Thursday, ten-hour days, 0700-to-1700 with a two hour duck to beat rush hour home. No weekends for these go-getters!

And they probably all have 6th and 7th period furloughs.

"Just Following Orders"

 

Some accountability to the wanna be Stasi:

• The head of the FBI's New York field office was forced out Monday, a month after he urged his employees to "dig in" after the Trump administration removed senior FBI leaders and requested the names of all agents who worked on Jan. 6 cases, five sources familiar with the matter told NBC News.

  In an email to FBI staff members in New York on Monday, James Dennehy confirmed that he had been ordered to leave.

  "Late Friday, I was informed that I needed to put my retirement papers in today, which I just did," Dennehy wrote. "I was not given a reason for this decision."
  

Um, you told agents to "dig in" and resist following the chain of command. You withheld thousands of Epstein documents that your office was ordered to produce. Agents in New York and elsewhere routinely lied to FISA court judges, manufacturing evidence and probable cause.

For those who don't know, the New York Orifice of the fbi routinely operated (and continues to operate) as a stand alone agency, regularly disregarding policy, procedure and precedent because they're "elite" or something because they ran investigations of the mafia and assorted spy rings operating out of the UN. Their arrogance is well known and it may be coming to an end.

As Predicted....

That sale of Bally's stock hit a legal wall:

• All bets are off on Bally’s plan to sell $250 million worth of shares in their permanent Chicago casino to investors from minority backgrounds.

  Bally’s began refunding would-be investors last week because the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission hasn’t approved the initial public offering rolled out by the Rhode Island-based corporation in December to help bankroll their $1.7 billion River West entertainment complex.

  Bally’s says it’ll take another spin at obtaining federal approval of the investment program, which is limited to women and people of color under terms of a host community agreement the company signed with former Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s administration to land the coveted casino license.

Wasn't there a whole Civil Rights movement against restricting sales of homes and property based on skin color? Red lining or something....we seem to have vague recollections of it. Yet democrats are insisting that skin color should be the determining factor for purchasing a publicly traded company. How very....regressive.

The only legal restriction on sales ought to be whether or not you can afford it.

Federal Buildings for Sale

Even the feds don't want to be in Chicago:

• In its drive to sharply cut spending and shrink government, the Trump administration put for-sale signs effectively on some of the federal government’s most iconic and biggest buildings in downtown Chicago on Tuesday.

  The General Services Administration, which manages real estate for the federal government, released an online list of 443 “non-core” properties across the country. Included on it are two Loop high-rises: the Kluczynski and Metcalfe federal buildings.

  Also on the list of Chicago properties that the administration is ready to unload are the U.S. Post Office’s Loop Station in Federal Plaza and the regional office for the Social Security Administration, according to the GSA website.

Well, since certain reporting is claiming something like half or more of federal employees aren't even showing up to work, it makes sense to unload empty space to save money. Plus, Conehead's driving everything else away - why not the feds, too? 

Downtown real estate is going to crash hard with costs-per-square-foot falling to the lowest in history.

Dumbest Proposed Law Ever?

If this passes, mental illness will be an excuse to attack and beat police officers. In fact, who wants to bet there will be thousands of people who suddenly have doctor notes that permit them to attack cops? (click for larger version):

Notice that the carve-out / exemption for charges specifies attacking police officers only - not paramedics, medical personnel, mental health responders, etc.

You can also tell it's an anti-police piece of legislation by the sponsor of the bill (click for larger version):

Another anti-police scumbag.

Contact your legislators and let them know this bill better be voted down. Otherwise, we're going to encourage Officers to decline to respond to these types of calls and propose the FOP and PBPA take a similar stand.

Tip?

A.I. is getting scary good nowadays and we confess to not being able to tell all the time what's real and what's not.

This looks (looks) like an electronic traffic stop survey, and appears to be some run-of-the-mill program bought off the shelf, which is why we wonder if it's real or fake (click for larger version):

If it's fake, well done.

If it's real, well then, perhaps the tip will actually go to the Pension Fund?

Firefighters Have Lawyers

And they've preparing for a lawsuit that could prove lucrative to firefighters and costly to taxpayers:

Punitive damages against these idiots would be good news, too.

Friday Firing Squad

Anyone planning a trip to South Carolina this week?

• When you think of the term "human garbage," someone like Brad Sigmon might come to mind. 

  [...] One evening, after spending the night drinking and smoking crack with his pal, Eugene Strube, he made plans to kidnap Becky the next morning. He would go next door to her parents' house and tie them up while she took her children to school so they couldn't call the police. When Becky returned, he'd force her into his car and go. Strube promised to help, but he backed out at the last minute. So, Sigmon took matters into his own hands.   

  Rather than tie the Larkes up, he went to their home with a baseball bat. David asked his wife to get his gun, but before she could, Sigmon began beating him in the head. He then went into the other room and hit Gladys with the bat. He then went back and forth, beating each person until they were dead. When Becky arrived home, he forced her into her car, planning to take her to her North Carolina. She managed to escape, but he shot her several times with her father's gun before running out of bullets.  

  Police eventually located him in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, and he confessed to all of his crimes, even admitting that he'd planned to kill Becky and then himself. In 2009, he was convicted of two counts of murder and burglary in the first degree and sentenced to death in South Carolina. Barring any last-minute reprieve, he'll die via firing squad in the Palmetto State on March 7. 
  

He turned down electrocution and lethal injection, so we say, "good riddance." We really need to bring back the older, more traditional execution methods, if for nothing else than the ability of the punishments to shock and appall the criminal element. Those who argue the death penalty isn't effective have yet to present anyone with a concrete example of an executed inmate ever committing another crime.

Libs Luv Criminals

Especially after they get shot:

• An off-duty Boston cop fatally shot a lunatic who was trying to stab people at a Chick-fil-A over the weekend, prompting city officials to fall over themselves to offer heartfelt condolences — to the perp’s family.

  The officer was in the right place at the right time in Boston’s wealthy Back Bay neighborhood Saturday evening when two people being chased by the knife-wielding man fled into the restaurant fearing for their lives.

  The cop identified himself and ordered the suspect to drop his knife. When the armed maniac didn’t comply, the officer shot him. The suspect was rushed to a local hospital, where he was pronounced dead, [...] There were no additional reported injuries.

  At a press conference after the incident, Boston Mayor Michelle Wu — who has been repeatedly mocked for a cavalcade of harebrained “woke” schemes during her brief time in office — somberly expressed sorrow over the demise of the would-be stabber.

Wu comes by her lib-tarded stupidity via Chicago - she was born here before moving to Barrington and attending Haaaavard. Even more amusing, her ancestors fled Red China for Taiwan after Chiang Kai-shek lost to Mao, so you think she'd harbor some anger toward commies, but nope, she embraces it.

First Issue?

From the comments:

• In other news you see Larry’s new tact uniforms he wants every plain clothes officer to buy. Basically just a darker version of the shit we already own, STUPID!!! Here’s the price break down for ya plain clothes cowboys. Keep reinventing the wheel Larry, you out of touch moron!
  
  1. Blauer 8666 Hidden Cargo Poly Rip-Stop Pants: $89.99
  2. Blauer 9818 Waterproof Jacket: $279.99 - Under Decision Process
  Uniform Committee
  3. Blauer 4660 Jacket Liner: $ 149.99 - Under Decision Process Uniform
  Committee
  4. Blauer 4665 Lightweight Jack Liner: $99.99 - Under Decision Process
  Uniform Committee
  5. Proper 100% Polvester Polo Short sleeve: $42.95/ Longsleeve: $47.95

While we're sure the pricing is fictional (nice touch though), the question of a "tactical uniform" brings up an interesting point - does the "First Issue" clause of the contract come into play? And if so, does Larritorious or Conehead know if the money actual exists?

Where Did He Go??

Another one of Dart's / Prickwrinkle's / Evan's success stories:

• A convenience store clerk convicted in January of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old runaway boy in the Loop has disappeared after the judge refused a prosecution request to keep him in jail to await sentencing.

  A jury needed less than 90 minutes to find Bharath Simha, 22, guilty of criminal sexual assault during the commission of a felony and two counts of kidnapping in connection with the December 2023 attack at 7-Eleven, 4 East Jackson.

  But Judge Peggy Chiampas denied the state’s request to revoke Simha’s electronic monitoring status and have him jailed so he didn’t flee to escape prison time, according to court records.

Great job there Chiampas.

And here's a similar story that anyone who has arrested a parolee ought to be familiar with:

• Meticulous work by Chicago police detectives resulted in the arrest last week of a 12-time convicted burglar suspected of breaking into over two dozen businesses across the city’s North and Northwest Sides.

  But, even though 31-year-old Devon Lawery is currently on parole for four of his 12 previous convictions, the Illinois Department of Corrections decided not to revoke his parole after cops arrested him on the new burglary charges last week, a CPD report said.

  As if that weren’t enough, Lawery failed to show up for his first court date on Friday, prompting a judge to sign off on a failure to appear arrest warrant.

We've asked this before, but what exactly is the point of IDOC people except to release criminals back into society and then fail to hold them to the conditions they were released under?

Saving Taxpayers Money

If only all illegal shooters would make this effort:

• The Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office has concluded its investigation of the death of Sidi Mohamed Abdallahi, the man who allegedly shot a Jewish man in Rogers Park and then got into a lengthy shootout with Chicago cops last October.

  On November 30, authorities found Abdallahi, 22, dead, hanging in his Cook County jail cell. Now, the medical examiner has concluded that, as initially suspected, he died by suicide.

Maybe Dart could hold a workshop to teach inmates the best location and method to remove themselves from the judicial process? He could call it "Epstein 101" and have whats-her-name teach it.

You can thank the drooling vegetable for this catch-and-release asshole.

Great Job Evans

CWB goes to town on Judge Evans reign of error:

• When Chicago police leaders and Cook County State’s Attorney Eileen O’Neill Burke announced charges against a suspected serial killer on Wednesday, they did not speak about the accused man’s background.

  Asked about the criminal background of 21-year-old Antonio Reyes, CPD Chief of Detectives Antoinette Ursitti said she was “limited” in what she could say because state law prohibits officials from revealing juvenile criminal records.

It seems that since no one could talk about his background, he was free to kill, again and again and again?

• Reyes was given three years of probation in juvenile court for aggravated robbery and aggravated battery in December 2019. Between March 2020 and November 2020, while he was allegedly killing six people and trying to kill four others, he picked up four more juvenile cases: armed robbery, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, unlawful use of a weapon, and a narcotics charge.

  Prosecutors revealed that information when they charged Reyes with his first murder and attempted murder cases in December 2020. Our reporter was taking notes.

  Those first two cases earned Reyes a place in our “Not Horrible” reporting series, a collection of reports about people accused of committing murder and attempted murder while on pretrial release for felonies.

  We called it “Not Horrible” because Cook County Chief Judge Timothy Evans stated in November 2019 that there had not been “any horrible incidents” under his affordable bail system.

The "not horrible" series by CWB (beginning in late 2019) details over FOUR HUNDRED additional victims of people (and folks) out on bail for felonies - released by Judge Evans.

Special Kind of Stupid

So this happened:

• A North Side alderman’s decision to not talk about crime because she believes doing so is racist and contributes to a negative “perception” failed to reduce crime in 2024. In fact, crime in Edgewater, the neighborhood that constitutes much of Ald. Leni Manaa-Hoppenworth’s 48th Ward, soared to the highest level seen since at least 2014, according to city data.

  Violent crime in the neighborhood jumped nearly 50% in Edgewater while overall crime increased by 9%.

Her thinking was this:

• By way of explanation, the alderman claimed that “over-reporting of crime leads to an inaccurate public perception about crime rates.” She even cited a research paper from (checks notes) the University of Tehran.

Tehran....where they chop off hands for theft, toss gays off of buildiongs, execute murderers more than the United States, and regularly stone rape victims to death for the crime of being raped.

But hey, they know tons about "over-reporting" crime. Moron.

Is 9.5 Running?

He's making appearances and talking about Chicago and crime of all things:

• During the online “Overtime” segment of Friday’s broadcast of HBO’s “Real Time,” former Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel discussed the poor approval ratings of Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson and stated that other Democratic mayors aren’t doing well and the focus needs to be on safety, education, and good finance, but “We’ve gone through five years where people became way too permissive as a culture…which is why everything’s locked up at Walgreens and CVS. And that is a disaster.”

The ex-mayor also said that if he could have gotten away with using "they/them" pronouns years ago, he would have used it to get into girls locker rooms, hinting for the first time that he might have been heterosexual at some point.

So is he/she running?

Way Way South Side

Almost in Indiana:

• A person armed with a knife was injured during a police shooting Friday on the Far South Side.

  A Chicago police officer along with Forest Preserves of Cook County Police responded to a report of a person being chased by someone armed with a knife in the 11400 block of South Avenue G about 1:30 p.m., Chicago police said.

  When they arrived at the scene, the officer was approached by a male holding a knife. While attempting to create distance and deescalate, the male charged at the officer, police said.

  The officer then pulled out his gun, striking the armed offender in the body, police said. Officers applied a tourniquet, and the male, whose age wasn’t known, was taken in critical condition to the University of Chicago Medical Center, police said.

  A knife was recovered at the scene and the officer was taken to a hospital for observation, police said.

Great reporting - if he was shot "in the body," we wonder where they applied the tourniquet. We had no idea they made torso-sized ones.

Of course, if it was a chest seal, why bother reporting the truth?

Expect CuckFOPA to find that the Officer "didn't retreat fast enough to create enough distance and deescalation opportunities" and recommend public floggings for all involved.

Good job Officer.

More Illegal CFD Searches

Yesterday morning, someone posted in our comments that CFD Internal Affairs was back at a firehouse, illegally searching cars:

• IAD is back at 3918 N Harlem making threats and demanding firefighters open their cars to be searched based on CCL issues. This is happening as this is being typed or shortly before.
• The IAD personnel on scene are identifying themselves as police officers
• They know a lot of fire department members, probably over 80%, voted for Trump. Especially if you are pro gun. Is this retaliation?

Also yesterday, their union released a statement:

• On February 27th, the Chicago Fire Department IAD and exempt rank personnel reported to Engine 86 to conduct a search of members’ personal vehicles. Currently, Local 2 is actively investigating the reasons why. The government or the Chicago Fire Department cannot conduct a search of members’ property unless probable cause or exigent circumstances exist. 
  
  
  Based on the facts available to the Local, these searches lacked probable cause and exigent circumstances were not present. Members should be aware that the right to be free from unreasonable searches only applies if an expectation of privacy. Prior court cases have held that such an expectation of privacy does not exist in fire house lockers or fire houses in general. However, members do have a privacy interest in their personal vehicles. 
  
  
  If the CFD makes a request to search a members vehicle parked on City property the Local is recommending the following: It is recommended that Members request a Union representative and inquire if any response or statement by them will result in discipline. Members should not voluntarily consent to a search of their vehicle.  
  
  
  Members should ask if they are being ordered to allow the search of their vehicle If an order is given and/or a request for a Union representative is made, ensure that the order and request for a representative is documented in the company journal. Typically, members must comply with an order and contest the employers conduct afterwards. 
  However, if an illegal order is given, compliance is not required. As of now, all the facts are not available to the Local to definitively state if the search conducted at E86 was illegal because we do not know all the facts which caused the CFD to conduct the search. Members should contact the Local to report all relevant information related to the search. 
  
  
  The Local has been in contact with civil rights attorneys and criminal attorneys to take appropriate legal action to defend and represent our members and hold those engaging in potentially illegal activities accountable. The Local will follow the recommendation of these attorneys after all the pertinent information is obtained. 
  
  
   Fraternally, Local 2 Executive Board
  

So it certainly looks like a number of firefighters just got a new car, a nice boat, or an expensive vacation paid for, all courtesy of CFD exempt staff and Chicago taxpayers.

Also, is anyone at CPD looking into the claims that personnel on scene identified themselves as Police Officers? There's a whole new set of charges for that.

ET Results Out

Check your emails.

Supposedly, it's been how many hundreds of days? 

200+? 

For a scantron test. 

The City that works....and fixes test results.

Wait....You're Confessing?

This narrative is....amazing? Disturbing? One of those, "You'll never believe this shit" moments:

You can click for a larger version, but even then, you're going to have to zoom in.

This Candidate:

• shows up for the CPD polygraph that is now required for hiring, 
• signs off on the Consent Form, 
• answers "Yes" to a question regarding ever having "committed, planned, covered up or participated" in a crime
• and then pretty much confesses to an "armed robbery" back in 2017

There's obviously a page #2 to this narrative, but we don't have it. 

Conehead is probably desperate enough to hire him.

F#$% Fata$$ and the fbi

Every time you turn to the media lately, there's Fata$$ calling conservatives, Republicans and Trump supporters nazis.

Do you wonder why Fata$$ is whining like a tiny, little enormous bitch lately? 

The Epstein files are dropping and guess whose name is in there?

• The court documents also contain allegations against billionaires Glenn Dubin and Tom Pritzker. Pritzker currently serves as the CEO of the Pritzker Organization and as executive chairman of the Hyatt Hotels Corporation and is a member of the Aspen Institute. Giuffre alleges that she had sex with both Dubin and Pritzker under the direction of Maxwell and Epstein.

Even though that is his cousin, the name association and the Hyatt connections are undoubtedly going to taint Fata$$'s name recognition among low-information voters....and that just won't do in a presidential run.

Speaking of Epstein, what was dropped on Thursday wasn't much that wasn't already known, but what it did reveal is that the New York office of the fbi has hidden / concealed thousands of files in direct violation of the DoJ orders to send it to Washington for release, further undermining the case to even keep the fbi around as an agency. You can't have a rogue branch of an organization defying legitimate orders from the people in charge.

For this reason, we're withdrawing our "wait-and-see" attitude regarding reform efforts and calling once again for the entire agency to be dismantled and it's employees scattered to the unemployment lines.

 Fuck these Stasi wanna be dildos.

CFD Lawsuit Inbound (UPDATE)

You'd think that after moving their HQ into CPD HQ a few years back, they might seek out some guidance regarding actual Law....but then, it would be CPD exempts they're asking and the number of morons among our upper echelon are legendary:

• Today CFD IAD and Command Staff member John Geis went to the  firehouse at 3918 N Harlem Avenue (Engine 86). In addition to searching the firehouse and the personal lockers and bags of CFD members working today, all members were ordered to unlock their cars to be searched WITHOUT A WARRANT. 
  
  
  I’m no 4th amendment expert, but I’m pretty certain that there is a lawsuit to be filed over this. They can search your bags, lockers and anything you bring into the firehouse, but I’m damn sure they cannot search your personal car without a warrant, even if it’s on city property.
  

Each and every CFD member better be suing the shit out of the City, the CFD and the exempt involved.

UPDATE: Someone in the comments says that they were targeting CCL holders? If so, now we have an even larger scandal if CFD is either (A) accessing the CCL database or (B) getting someone else to access the CCL database for an illegal investigation.

Now we don't only need to see lawsuits, we need people fired, jailed for Official Misconduct and stripped of their pensions because this is definitely "duty related" misconduct.

Finalist!! (again)

Keep on trying there Josh!

• Commander Joshua Wallace is a highly respected law enforcement executive with over 25 years of experience in public safety, intelligence operations, and community engagement. 

  As the Commander of the Criminal Network Group in the Chicago Police Department’s Bureau of Counterterrorism, he leads strategic initiatives that target organized crime, narcotics enforcement, gang investigations, and interagency collaboration. He oversees more than 900 officers across various specialized units and plays a crucial role in intelligence-driven crime reduction efforts that enhance public safety and disrupt criminal enterprises.
  

Is he retired from here or are these efforts to get hired somewhere else because he's dead-ended with the financial stuff? 

We're curious.

You Don't Hate the Media Enough

This is the story out of Colorado:

• A woman in Colorado has been arrested after police caught her with explosives at a Tesla dealership, police said.

  The 40-year-old suspect, Lucy Grace Nelson, was arrested on Monday after the Loveland Police Department launched an "extensive investigation" on Jan. 29 following a series of vandalizations with incendiary devices at the Tesla Dealership in Loveland, Colorado, according to a statement from the police released on Wednesday.

This is the picture accompanying the article:

Forgot to shave there honey.

Did "she" remember it's time for her prostate check?

Arlington Heights Bears

Rumblings starting in the sports world:

Conehead just got his $830 million bond issue passed (that's going to cost taxpayers at least $2 billion) and now you have one of the single largest tax paying entities (parking, tickets, concessions, ad space, rental fees, etc) leaving for somewhere less onerous.

You know who wins in this? The Prickwrinkle machine, because the Bears will still be in Cook County.

Still Over One-a-Day

Via HeyJackass.com

• Year To Date
  Shot & Killed: 54
  Shot & Wounded: 182
  Total Shot: 236
  Total Homicides: 62

This is actually down a bit from last year. The sub-freezing temps of the past couple weeks undoubtedly led to a reduction in targets.

But spring is around the corner and a few warm ones are on tap.

More Unsustainable Debt

Conehead hits the basement and starts digging - shovels supplied by "progressive" alder-a$$holes:

• Borrowing money to bankroll neighborhood improvements is normally routine for big cities like Chicago with crumbling streets and aging equipment. But there’s often nothing routine about City Council votes under Mayor Brandon Johnson.

  That was clear again Wednesday, when Johnson struggled to pass his $830 million general obligation bond issue — featuring a back-loaded repayment schedule that raises the overall price tag to $2 billion. Johnson’s 26-23 victory was secured only after the mayor had to cast the third tie-breaking vote of his 19-month tenure. This time, he broke the 25-25 tie to kill Ald. Brendan Reilly’s attempt to postpone the vote until May 21.

  [...] Wednesday’s drama feature a new twist: For the first time in anyone’s memory, the massive borrowing measure was initially called for a vote without a word of debate.

This is only going to be aggravated by companies and middle class taxpayers continuing to move out of the city. Most of the super-rich have already left or are declaring their primary residences somewhere far away from this slow-motion disaster.

Slow-motion for now that is. It'll get much faster pretty quickly.

2027 Election

A couple of social media posts allege that Conehead is currently at a 6.6% approval rating. Seems kind of high, but it could go lower after next weeks disastrous Congressional appearance. We say "disastrous" because we all know that's what it will be.

A Chicago reporter is already looking ahead to the next mayoral election:

Vallas is on record saying he wasn't running. 

Giannoulias is famous for two things - bankrupting his parent's financial institution (costing taxpayers millions in payout money) and playing basketball with Sparklefarts.

If one or both endorsed Mendoza (who's one of the louder voices against Conehead's $830 million boondoggle) she'd be running away with the election.

No Response

Mere weeks after we wrote about the Sacramento County sheriff ordering his Officers not to respond to non-criminal mental health calls, a small-town Illinois Department is doing the same thing:

• The Salem Police Department is no longer dispatching officers to non-violent mental calls.

  Deputy Police Chief Tyler Rose says the department is participating in a pilot program ahead of a new law that prohibits initial response to mental calls that takes effect in July.

  “If it is non-violent, there are no weapons, there no threat to another individual, it’s someone simply having a mental health crisis, the legislation forbids us from dispatching officers right away,” Rose said. “That will have to be referred to these mobile crisis units. For Salem, it’s going to be members of the Community Resource Center that come out and make contact with that that individual.”

  Rose says if the Community Resource Center is not able to respond within 60 minutes the call will revert to Salem Police to handle.

This is going to be State Law starting in July? Outstanding.

They ought to be cutting TV and radio commercials and airing them every hour telling people that the cops aren't coming and they better have some contingency plan in place....like a taxi and a large neighbor on call with a straitjacket.

88%

The Dolton basket case comes to an abrupt end:

• Trustee Jason House handily won the race for mayor of south suburban Dolton Tuesday, defeating former ally and embattled incumbent Tiffany Henyard and bringing her sole, troubled term to a close in a stunning landslide.

  With 100% of precincts reporting, House had nearly 88% of the vote, compared to Henyard’s 12%. It was a convincing defeat for Henyard, who had won 82% of the vote when she won the race for mayor in 2021.

At least, the end of this portion - there still might be a federal investigation and indictments inbound.

Firefighter Humor

We got an email:

• It appears that IAD for the CFD has been appearing at firehouses to conduct searches of the firehouses, lockers, and any personal belongings brought into the firehouse by Firefighters and Paramedics. Supposedly alcohol has been the worst item found. 
  
  
  However it seems that the city is playing dirty during contract negotiations, and firefighters are having fun at their own expense. 
  
  
  Here are a few examples of firefighters making light of the situation.
  
  

  On a serious  note, CFD needs to concentrate more on having safe equipment for the men and women of the CFD instead of random “spot checks” to find contraband.

The examples of "making light:"

 At least they didn't find the strippers.

"Panic" at the fbi

Good news from a couple of social media accounts someone has been sending us:

• Pure panic at the FBI.
  
  
  As I exclusively reported yesterday, FBI director Kash Patel has fired several employees.
  
  
  Hundreds of agents are being forced to transfer or resign.
  
  
  FBI employees are arguing over whether their actions these last four years were legal, according to a source. 
  
  
  One employee arguing their actions were legal because they had court orders, while another employee reminding him they lied to the judges to obtain those court orders.
  
  
  Accountability underway.

And that has led to the creation of humorous memes:

 Cleaning house.

Sad New Normal

These used to be reasonably rare, the subject of jokes at the desk when they ran the rap sheets. Now we hear about them every week or so:

• A six-time convicted felon has been arrested for at least the 66th time in his adult life, charged with stealing packages from a Lincoln Park apartment building. He’s also on pretrial release for allegedly stealing packages from the same building last fall while he was on parole for stealing packages in Lakeview.

Last we heard, County intake wanted a full printout of the criminal arrest record - two or three copies. This guy's would have to run thirty-five to forty-five pages (twenty-three double sided pages) for the arrest package which was already twenty pages.

Don't you wish you had the copy paper contract for the CPD? And the copier/printer maintenance and ink contracts? We wouldn't have needed to work all that OT for all those years.

"He's Got My Weapon"

Not a good look:

• A man disarmed a security officer and then fired the weapon inside Fosco Park on Saturday morning and later confronted a Chicago police SWAT team while holding the firearm to his own head, according to a law enforcement source. Ultimately, the 23-year-old Uptown resident was taken into custody, and no injuries were reported. 

  It all started around 9 a.m. when a retired Chicago police sergeant working as park security asked the man, who is homeless, to leave the park at 1312 South Racine. The guard, 57, tried to escort the man from the premises, but the situation turned physical, and the 23-year-old struck the guard in the face, according to a CPD media statement.

  Police said the man gained control of the guard’s firearm and the security officer ran out of the building to call 911. Meanwhile, the man began firing the guard’s weapon, sending park patrons running for cover. No injuries were reported.

There's audio from the scanner channels.

 No one got seriously injured, and we suppose that's what the electorate wants. But we remember a time....but that's all in the past.