Conehead Out?

Conehead was talking about a big upcoming presser this month - is this it?

• Johnson told his chiefs of departments Monday that he is NOT running again. Announcing his intention next week and throwing his vote behind Alexi. Alexi will be with him at the press conference.

He polling as low as he ever has so this isn't a real surprise. Porkulous himself has refused to appear at public events with Conehead, he's that toxic.

But....

If Giannoulias is actually appearing with him for this announcement, does Conehead become an anchor around his campaign? Why would he appear with, let alone accept the endorsement of  the lowest polling mayor in history? Someone who is (A) a failure, (B) has zero accomplishments to his career and (C) is known as the tool of the CTU which has lost nearly as much support as mayor dumbass. 

"...somewhat targeted..."

So the Slum Times is attempting to turn the single fatality at this weekend's mass shooting into some sort of well loved martyr:

• On Saturday night, a celebration in Washington Park ended in tragedy when masked gunmen reportedly opened fire, killing the 35-year-old Guterz and wounding 14 others in the largest mass shooting in Chicago this year.

  Donna Guterz is now planning her youngest sibling’s funeral — a somber event that will likely bring some of the same people back together.

  “It’s been terrible, just knowing the type of person he was,” she said. “The outpouring on social media has been amazing. I didn’t know my brother was that loved.”

  Local Ald. Jeanette Taylor (20th) said the attack had nothing to do with the reunion, which was wrapping up when the gunfire erupted. She called on those who know anything about the gunmen to step forward.

Sure, that'll happen.

In the meantime, Waller had a presser:

• Chicago’s acting top cop told reporters Tuesday that police think a mass shooting at a gathering in Washington Park over the weekend was “somewhat targeted” and likely involved multiple shooters and an exchange of gunfire.

  As city officials announced the opening of a resource center for those affected by violence, interim Chicago Police Supt. Fred Waller also alluded to the potential use of a “switch,” a small device that turns a semiautomatic pistol into a machine gun.

  “It happens in a matter of seconds, but we also know that there probably was some return fire also, so some people in the crowd [were] probably armed,” Waller said, standing alongside Mayor Brandon Johnson and other city leaders at the Washington Park Refectory.

"...somewhat targeted...." That's a new one.

According to a few e-mailers who were on the scene, the deceased wasn't shot once or twice. He wasn't even shot five or six times. Of the thirty-six shell casing that were recovered, it looks like half or more were expended into the dead guy, i.e. he was the target. 

The other fourteen people were just collateral damage.

But whatever floats your boat there Fred. 

Eighteen Years?

That's actually a significant sentence should he serve the majority of it:

• A Chicago man accused of shooting two Venezuelan migrants outside a police station before leading officers on a high-speed chase that ended when he crashed into a CPD squad car has been sentenced to 18 years in prison.

  Anthony Evans, 28, pleaded guilty to aggravated battery by discharging a firearm and aggravated DUI in exchange for concurrent sentences of 18 years and five years, respectively, according to court records. Judge Shelley Sutker-Dermer handled the case and sentenced Evans.

  The incident unfolded on an afternoon in October 2023 outside the Grand Crossing (3rd) District police station at 7040 South Cottage Grove Avenue. Prosecutors said Evans opened fire outside the station, striking a 28-year-old woman in the buttocks and a 24-year-old man in the right thigh. Both victims were migrants from Venezuela who listed the Grand Crossing station as their home address, according to Evans’ arrest report.

  Moments later, officers spotted a Jeep Cherokee matching the description of the vehicle wanted in connection with the shooting, the report said. Evans sped away northbound on State Street before eventually swerving into the southbound lanes, according to police. He crashed into a Chicago police tactical unit squad car in the 5400 block of South State Street.

While we aren't about to tell people to vote FOR a judge (because the rot goes so deep), it's good to see one of them actually handing out some substantial years. Maybe the word has gone out to stop being so lenient?

Probably not, but hope springs eternal. 

Is This a Thing?

Because it sounds like "a thing:"

• Cook County State's Attorney Eileen O'Neill Burke has eliminated the public do-not-call list and a related disclosure list that once flagged as many as 200 current and former Chicago police officers with documented credibility problems, replacing them with an internal system that leans heavily on officers to report their own misconduct. The change, enacted through a December 2025 policy, has alarmed defense attorneys who say they now sometimes learn of an officer's troubled history as late as the morning of trial.

  Burke, who took office in December 2024, overrode the county's previous Brady/Giglio disclosure framework in March 2025 before rolling out the December 2025 policy, according to a timeline laid out by The Chicago Reporter. That policy replaced the old lists with an internal “officers relieved of police authority” list and confidential Brady/Giglio files, and it now requires prosecutors to document misconduct, dishonesty, credibility findings, and social media activity. Under the new framework, the Burke administration relies more heavily on officers' own responses to a standardized Brady/Giglio questionnaire, and disclosures are supposed to be made as soon as practicable rather than through a running public roster.

  Her predecessor, Kim Foxx, took a very different approach. Foxx maintained a public do-not-call list alongside a separate internal disclosure list, and Cook County officers were notified whenever they were placed on either one, with 90 days to challenge that placement. In July 2023, Foxx's office publicly released a version of that list identifying 174 current and former law enforcement officers, including 120 Chicago police officers, who were precluded from testifying due to severe misconduct — a roster that included high-profile names like Jason Van Dyke, Ronald Watts, and Reynaldo Guevara.

Obviously, you wouldn't have Officers testifying that were convicted of crimes, but Crimesha took it to ridiculous extremes and seemingly reveled using this list to assist in not doing her job, i.e. prosecuting crimes.

The pendulum will never swing to anything resembling years ago (this being a blue-city blue-state shithole, but any movement back toward the center can be considered an improvement.

Nice Weekend Conehead

From the CWB website:

• Chicago recorded 42 shooting victims from Friday through Monday morning, including three people killed and 39 wounded, making it the city’s second-worst shooting weekend of the year, according to HeyJackass, which independently tracks Chicago crime statistics using official and open-source data.

  The weekend’s total trails only Father’s Day weekend, when 44 people were shot, for most victims in 2026. Both weekends topped Memorial Day and Independence Day weekends, which are typically among Chicago’s most violent holiday periods, the website found. Longer-term comparisons for the just-ended weekend are difficult because the weekend sometimes includes the three-day Labor Day holiday, which can skew the numbers.

And guess who's demanding accountability? The community "activists:"

• Saturday began peacefully in Washington Park, where former residents of the Robert Taylor Homes gathered for a reunion. By the end of the night, the event descended into violence.

  Bamani Obadele, a former resident of the Robert Taylor Homes, said the community cannot accept such incidents as routine.

  "This is not something we should embrace as a norm. This is unacceptable and we need to do better as a community to get out in front of these incidents," said Obadele of community health organization Acclivus.

As one of our regular commentators asked a couple times, "Where are the 'violence interrupters'?"

Didn't they get a million dollars or some outrageous total? What are the citizens of Chicago getting in return for this tremendous expenditure? Because we're not seeing a great return on this investment.

Who do they think they are - Chicago Teacher Union members or something? 

Crime is Equalizing!

From that always humorous site, the BabylonBee:

• In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shooting victims.

  While speaking at the annual Hoopers 2 Heaven event in Grand Crossing Park, Mayor Johnson said he'd never been prouder of how people from all walks of life were now being shot, instead of just the usual black people.

  "This was a horrific event that was made a little bit better by the diversity of the shooting victims," the mayor said. "I just hope we catch the shooters so that I can thank them personally for what they've accomplished in our city."

  According to witnesses, two masked gunmen opened fire on a crowd in Washington Park on Saturday night. But unlike the typical gang clash, the gunmen fired indiscriminately into a crowd, not caring who they killed. Black, white, or brown — it didn't matter. Everyone was worth killing, regardless of their color.

  "Yes, people shouldn't be shot," the mayor added, "but if it's going to happen, it might as well be diverse."

Our darker sense of humor smiled.

Sounds Like a Great Boss

A credit to the supervisory ranks:

• O/T; Are we not going to talk about Waller promoting Dachae Blanton, one of the dumbest individuals I’ve ever worked with to Deputy Chief of Detectives last Wednesday. Remember when she was acting street deputy and she came up on the radio and denied the request of a bloodhound because the offender wasn’t bleeding. Now the rest of the areas will experience her micromanaging and vindictiveness wrath that area 2 has experienced for the last 5 years! There is no way Bruno is going to be able to control her, she will just play the race card and win… Good luck everyone and buckle up.

Does anyone think she actually passed a test high enough to get promoted at any point in her career?

"Presence" no Longer Deters Crime

Libtards are always outraged that regular people would want to defend themselves or loved ones against savages and demonized people (or folks). And then this happens and they start up again with the anti-gun stuff, ignoring the fact that this WASN'T regular law abiding citizens and it certainly WASN'T any sort of defensive use of a gun.:

• A shootout inside Washington Park left one man dead and 13 others injured Saturday night, according to Chicago police, putting it in a tie as the city’s worst shooting of the year.

  Chicago police officers were already in the area monitoring a planned gathering in the park near the 5400 block of South Cottage Grove Avenue when multiple gunmen began shooting around 11:37 p.m., police said. Officers immediately reported “nonstop” gunfire over their radios as people ran for cover.

The police were already on scene and it deterred exactly nothing, because the demonized know exactly what we were warning about and we've been telling readers for decades.

Days Off Canceled....Maybe

Looks like downtown is going to screw up the first two weeks of September with canceling days off and unspecified deployments?

• OT: has anyone read the Mexican days off cancelled amc message? Could they have made that any more complicated? My goodness.

Who has a copy? From what we've heard, there is some sort of "alert" about possible cancellations and notices about mass arrest procedures being on standby....which is a joke because the chances of a mass arrest incident are near zero.

Should be a great time.

CPS Numbers and Disciplinary Files

We're told these numbers are compiled directly from City of Chicago offices, press releases and various media outlets:

• Chicago spent $639.6 million on illegal-migrant care from August 2022 through 2024.
  
  
  In the same season, Chicago Public Schools faced a $732 million budget hole and layoffs.
  
  
  Only 43% of grades 3-8 were proficient in reading, 27% in math.
  
  
  Forty percent were chronically absent in 2025. Enrollment fell more than 70,000 in a decade, and the district still asked for a record $10.1 billion budget.
  
  
  So the city found two-thirds of a billion for people who skipped the line, and handed its own classrooms a deficit.
  
  
  If Chicago can find $639.6 million for arrivals, who decided the child who already has a desk waits in back?

It's good to see these numbers in a single spot instead of spread all over media outlets that don't cover the entire story and accept what they're fed by City Hall politicos like good little lapdogs. 

In the meantime, the Contrarian people noticed the release of CPS disciplinary files:

• Why is no one talking about the more than 700 Chicago Schools employees who have been disciplined for misconduct — including sexual abuse against students — in just the last year?

  The first news of this sordid state of affairs broke at the end of July when WTTW reported that more than 700 employees of the CPS had been caught engaging in some sort of misconduct, including harassment, financial crimes, and sexual abuse. And this huge number represents only a single year of disciplinary records.

  The CPS has nearly 43,295 employees, so 700 is nearly two percent (1.62 percent is the number here) of the total number of employees. That seems fairly high. Granted, zero misconduct is what any business or organizations strives for, but 1.6 percent is certainly not acceptable, and is higher than the average rate in the private sector, regardless.

  WTTW noted the number of disciplined CPS workers were counted between January of 2025 and January of this year. While most of the misconduct cases were low-level infractions, dozens were clear crimes including harassment, discrimination, fraud, and sexual assaults. Of the latter, 10 employees were either fired or had resigned over accusations of sexual assault involving students.

The Contrarian notes that this was reported by WTTW - an outlet that has viewership that (in many cases) is less than the blog during its heyday. No wonder the City goes there instead of places it might actually get seen. 

What Exactly is the Point?

More useless new laws in Illinois:

• New rules governing who can use electric bikes and scooters, including where and how fast they go, will go into effect next year following Gov. JB Pritzker’s signature on Wednesday.

  Pritzker signed Senate Bill 3484 which establishes regulations on “micromobility” transportation that include age requirements, speed limits and rules on where they can be operated. The bill takes effect Jan. 1.

  “Technology is evolving, providing expanded mobility options for our neighbors through the rise in popularity of e-bikes and scooters,” bill sponsor Sen. Ram Villivalam (D-Chicago), said in a statement. “But without clear regulations for these devices, we are seeing increased injuries and accidents — jeopardizing community safety.”

So now CPD is going to be allowed to pursue lawbreakers, ticket the drivers, impound and tow the vehicles, thereby increasing the chances of consequences and deterring criminal mischief??

• Well, no

Have you not been paying attention that past twenty years? 

It's That Time Again

Are you boosted?

• Although foodborne pathogens have been in the spotlight all summer, another highly contagious virus is surging in the United States: coronavirus. A new wave of COVID-19 is sweeping the country, with cases on the rise in nearly every state.

  As of Aug. 19, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that COVID infections are growing or likely growing in 48 states and declining in zero states.

  COVID-19 activity is still considered low, nationally, the CDC says. However, rates are increasing quickly across the country, especially in the South and West.

Remember, there are still people stupid enough to fall for this shit, but if you don't have (A) a depressed immune system or (B) two or more comorbidities, you're chances of survival are about 100%.

Rumors starting up that Snelling will be back to help strip everyone for not getting this year's version of the Clot Shot, which reduce your chances to about 98.6%. 

Back in Custody

This guy tried to light a Molotov cocktail full of paint thinner at a crowded CTA stop during rush hour:

• The man accused of trying to ignite a Molotov cocktail at a CTA bus stop, then going missing for weeks after a Cook County judge denied prosecutors’ request to keep him in jail, is back in custody. Court records show the Cook County Sheriff’s Office arrested Marshun Kimber, the subject of three outstanding warrants, shortly after CWB Chicago profiled him in a report Wednesday morning.

  In case you missed our report, Judge Kelly McCarthy released Kimber on electronic monitoring on July 30 despite an assistant state’s attorney’s warning that he posed a danger to the public and could be a flight risk, according to a transcript of the detention hearing.

They'll hold him....but....:

• Not long after CWB Chicago published its story Wednesday morning, the Cook County Sheriff’s Office located Kimber and brought him before Judge Barbara Dawkins, court records show. She heard the state’s motion for pretrial release sanctions based on Kimber’s alleged failures to appear and imposed the maximum penalty under the SAFE-T Act: 30 days in jail.

That's it?

Maybe next time, he'll try to light a Molotov cocktail in the courtroom. 

Weren't These Illegal?

This is what happens when you stop effective traffic enforcement:

• A 42-year-old man was killed Friday afternoon when his ATV struck a Nissan Rogue in a collision in Ashburn, Chicago police said.

  The crash took place along the 8400 block of South Pulaski Road at about 2:08 p.m, police said.

  The unidentified man had been taken to Christ Hospital, where he was pronounced dead, according to police.

  The Major Accidents Investigation Unit is investigating.

Should be a quick investigation, seeing as how the ATV was likely 100% being operated illegally and unsafely.

A while back, a reader sent us a social media video of someone driving an ATV down the street, speeding and popping wheelies....while driving directly beside a CPD squad car. It appeared to be a female and there was zero enforcement. She wiped out at an intersection, so we don't know if anything happened after that. Maybe someone has the clip?

But CPD hasn't been allowed to chase motorcycles or similar vehicles for decades now, because it's "too dangerous" to the asshole riding the bike. After all, they might crash, kill themselves or someone else, and then the City gets sued, so it's easier to just forbid the Police from enforcing the Law. That expanded greatly over the years to where any fleeing person isn't pursued lest the ghetto-lottery pays out millions. That expanded to foot chases, too, as we were getting ready to retire. 

Does anyone know if the Stop Stick Unit has ever deployed a single tire deflation device? 

NFL Weighs In

They obviously want the Bears to stay in Illinois:

• NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has weighed in once more on the Chicago Bears stadium saga, letting the world know Illinois isn’t out of the race just yet.

  Goodell spoke to NFL media members at the league’s quarterly meetings in Atlanta on Thursday, where he confirmed that he met with Illinois lawmakers and said the Bears’ Arlington Heights stadium site has not yet been completely ruled out.

  “There’s no specific timetable from my standpoint, other than we know that they are looking at the alternate groups — Indiana or Arlington Heights,” Goodell told assembled media after meeting with NFL team owners at a hotel. “We want to make sure that Arlington Heights and Illinois have an opportunity, as well as Indiana, to put their best foot forward.”

So the backroom negotiations continue.

Just out of curiosity - would the Indianapolis Colts have any say in the matter, like a regional restriction or something? 

The Grappler Deployed

Suburban Oak Brook is trying out a new tool:

• It took multiple police departments and multiple efforts, but law enforcement in the suburbs finally stopped a moving van that fled from officers this week.

  Oak Brook police successfully deployed their "grappler" device to stop the van.

  The device uses a bumper mounted net and tether to stop a vehicle.

  The chase happened on the southbound Tri-State Tollway on Monday night, police said.

There are some videos out there where the physics involved end up tearing the entire rear axle assembly off of the fleeing vehicle, which is hilarious....and effective.

It also means you'll never see anything like this in Chicago. 

Gun Collector Arrested

This guy must have a heck of a well-paying job to afford not one, but TWO "machine guns":

• Deral Willis made a splash on CWBChicago in 2023 when he tried to elude Chicago police by tossing a machine gun into the Chicago River from the State Street Bridge. Unfortunately for him, a Chicago Police Marine Unit diver recovered the weapon. Willis was ultimately sentenced to four years in prison in October, but he was paroled in May.

  Now, in a case of déjà vu, the 33-year-old is back in custody on a parole violation after prosecutors say he ran from police with a machine gun and tried to get rid of it by tossing it into a dumpster, just two blocks from the State Street Bridge. At least the cops didn’t need dive gear this time.

Imagine being that rich you can afford a "machine gun.".

And being able to get a second "machine gun" after being a convicted felon. 

This guy must be the ghetto Elon Musk or something. 

Officer Injured

A traffic crash:

• A Chicago police officer was among two people injured in a crash Thursday afternoon on the city's Southwest Side, a fire department spokesperson said.

  The crash happened around 4:39 p.m. at Archer Avenue and Nagle Avenue in Garfield Ridge.

  Chicago Police Department officials said a CPD squad car driven by an officer was traveling on Archer Avenue and was attempting to turn into a parking lot when it was hit by a sedan. The officer had a neck injury and was taken to a hospital in fair condition.

As has been cited here and elsewhere, traffic crashes are the leading cause of injuries to Officers nowadays. Be careful out there - many Officers are behind the wheel a majority of the hours worked. 

Remember This Thing?

There was absolutely no reason for this to be here, and there was ZERO reason to give away lakefront land to build it on:

• The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art will open Sept. 22 in Los Angeles after more than a decade of planning. Co-founded by George Lucas and Mellody Hobson, the museum will feature much more than Star Wars memorabilia.

  The five-story building covers 300,000 square feet in Exposition Park. Its 35 galleries occupy approximately 100,000 square feet and will draw from a permanent collection containing more than 40,000 works.

  Opening exhibitions will place more than 1,200 objects across over 30 galleries. The displays will range from ancient sculptures and Renaissance paintings to comics, photography, murals, children's book illustrations and cinematic artifacts.

Of course, it's curious how the Friends of the Parks managed to kill the Lucas Museum, but was strangely ineffective for the Sparklefart Monstrosity.

Google-Me Scandal

About time this turd got caught up in something major:

• Three officials within the U.S. Secret Service’s communications office – including the agency’s top spokesman, Anthony Guglielmi – have been removed from their posts and stripped of their security clearances as investigators examine how classified or sensitive information reached the press, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

  The three were escorted from Secret Service headquarters in Washington, D.C., on Monday and formally designated “do not admit,” meaning they are barred from entering agency facilities, two sources told RealClearPolitics, which first reported on the suspensions. One of those sources said both the FBI and CIA are participating in the inquiry, pointing to a probe with more weight than a routine internal personnel matter.

Remember when he was the spokes-weasel here? He was a notorious liar from Day One and continued that habit of extensively lying regarding USSS coverage during the Drooling Vegetable years. Now he's suspected of being a partisan media leaker to undermine the current administration.

Good riddance.  

Shut Up Mike

Does this asshole even listen to the words coming out of his mouth? This is the sub-headline:

• The Chicago Archdiocese “sends a message that an accusation can punish somebody, whether you’re guilty or innocent,” said the Rev. Michael Pfleger, who was removed as senior pastor at St. Sabina during the abuse investigation.

Really moron? And what have you been demanding for years when the accused was a Chicago Police Officer?

• “This accusation and others will follow me to the end of my life; in my obituary, they’ll be talking about these accusations,” Pfleger said. “But what I do know is this: The God that holds me and the faith community of St. Sabina, who’s known me for 51 years, they know Mike Pfleger.”

And Pfather Pfuckface holds the entire archdiocese hostage to his cult of personality. There isn't a priest in existence who has stayed at one assignment for fifty-one years. Zero. 

• Pfleger blasted the archdiocese’s investigation process, calling it “unjust.”

  “The policy of the archdiocese sends a message that an accusation can punish somebody, whether you’re guilty or innocent,” Pfleger said. “The policy makes no room for the accused to be taken seriously or receive justice.”

  “I, nor any priest, should be thrown under the bus by the very archdiocese I have given 51 years of my life serving,” Pfleger added.

The tone deafness of this prick is amazing. We could write tons of posts about his two-faced bullshit....and have written more than a few. But being a lib-tarded left wing multiply accused chomo means never having to actually be accountable or apologize for having double and triple standards when it suits your message.

Another EM Failure

Anyone not see this coming? Again?

• A man accused of trying to ignite a Molotov cocktail at a CTA bus stop has been missing for weeks after a Cook County judge denied prosecutors’ request to keep him in jail, court records show. Three other judges have now signed arrest warrants for 27-year-old Marshun Kimber, who remains at large.

  Judge Kelly McCarthy released Kimber on an ankle monitor on July 30 despite a warning from an assistant state’s attorney that he posed a danger to the public and could be a flight risk, according to a transcript of the detention hearing. Within days, on August 4, prosecutors filed a motion alleging a violation of his electronic monitoring conditions, records show, but Kimber never showed in court for a judge to consider the matter.

But don't worry - there are THREE separate warrants out for his arrest:

• On August 4, prosecutors filed a motion alleging that Kimber had, in fact, violated the terms of his electronic monitoring. McCarthy entered their motion and scheduled it for consideration on August 7. Judge Pablo DeCastro heard it that day and signed an arrest warrant, according to court records. Judge Martin Moltz signed another warrant on August 10. And Judge Barbara Dawkins issued another warrant on Monday, according to court records.

Someone tell Bailey no one want to hear about abortion, they want to hear what politicians are doing about repeat criminals being released into the communities to continue robbing, pillaging and terrorizing victims.

Because democrats ain't doing shit. 

And Speaking of Airports....

We gotta ask....how much is getting through that isn't found?

• Two men accused of smuggling over 750 pounds of the illegal stimulant “khat” into the United States by packing the stimulant into a dozen checked suitcases and bringing them on a flight from Africa to O’Hare International Airport, according to a state criminal complaint. Prosecutors said the substance cathinone, commonly known as khat, has “no acceptable medical use” and presents “a high degree of addiction.”

Golly, sounds dangerous. They're in custody, right?

• Mustapha Fisuru, 24, and Tiekoro Diawara, 25, are each charged with manufacture-delivery of a controlled substance and controlled substance trafficking. Judge James Costello denied the state’s request to detain both men.

So passports confiscated? Restrictions placed upon the drug runners? Or are the Courts just making them "pinky promise" to show up for their next appearance and not flying back to Asia?

What's Going On?

This seems to be a regular occurrence all of the sudden:

• An American Airlines flight bound for Charlotte was delayed Wednesday after the aircraft experienced a tire issue while taxiing for departure at O'Hare International Airport, according to the airline and federal aviation officials.

  American Airlines said Flight 3280 had pushed back from the gate when the problem was discovered. The Federal Aviation Administration said the crew reported two blown tires while taxiing for departure at about 2:30 p.m. There were no reports of injuries.

Normally, we'd brush this off as happenstance - but....:

• The incident was the fifth involving blown aircraft tires in Chicago this month and the fourth at O'Hare. None of the incidents resulted in reported injuries. The occurrences have involved United, American and Southwest aircraft that were landing, taking off or preparing for departure.

We've been doing a bit of traveling in our retirement time along with a lot of other cops we know, so this is playing a part in plans. Plus, we needed to fill some space tonight.

Are these tires made in China or something?

Follow That Car!

Remember this Training Bulletin?

 

Seems like Houston PD has found a way around it:

• A Houston Uber driver was caught "off guard" but kept his cool when two police officers jumped into his vehicle and directed him to chase a suspect fleeing on foot, wild dashcam video shows.

  Anthony Baines said he was driving for Uber at about 12:20 a.m. Aug. 8 in a Houston Heights neighborhood, when a shirtless man ran across the street in front of his vehicle with two Houston Police Department officers close behind, according to Storyful.

  The video shows Baines getting waved down by an officer and stopping as she approaches and hops into the front passenger seat.

The attached four-second video from the link is amusing, with one cop jumping in the front seat, picking up her partner and then directing the Uber driver to follow a running subject.

If it all goes south, just blame the Uber guy. 

Moldy School?

They closed down a school for mold?

• A rocky start to the school year after suspected mold was found inside one Southwest Side elementary school.

  Tests were completed at John H. Kinzie Elementary School in the 5600 block of South Mobile Avenue, but the results aren't being shared, as signs point to the first full week of classes being interrupted. 

  Lights are off and no students to be found inside the Garfield Ridge school. What could be found are industrial cleaning crews with oversized equipment as they try to get the school year back on track.   

  For 600 students, the year started with outside classes and classwork in unconventional spots inside the adjacent Kennedy High School. Last Thursday, parents were sent notices by school leaders about the suspected mold in some classrooms. 

Good thing they have all those empty high schools to stuff the kids into.

But how come they never shut down and police stations for problems far worse than mold? Not only were there a dozen or more moldy police districts, the asbestos issues were real, too.

The "cancer clusters"? Those were a real thing, too, and they're still on-going. We can name at least three separate Districts and/or Areas where ten or more cops were diagnosed with cancers, mostly related to environmental issues prevalent in that particular city construction.

Though we suppose after the ILLEGAL ALIEN invasion of the 2020s, we shouldn't wonder at the City's lack of caring. 

Dodged Another One

Once again, the "victim" was likely offered enough to go away and sign some sort of NDA:

• The Rev. Michael Pfleger was reinstated in his position as priest at St. Sabina Catholic Church in Auburn Gresham following an investigation into a child sex abuse claim against him from decades ago, the Archdiocese of Chicago announced Monday.

  In July, Pfleger was accused of sexually abusing a girl who was a student at St. Sabina between 1993 and 1995. It was the fifth similar accusation against Pfleger within five years. He staunchly denied the most recent accusation as the archdiocese’s Independent Review Board investigated.

  The archdiocese said the investigation concluded, “There is no reason to believe Father Pfleger is guilty of this allegation.”

Five allegations in five years - what would pfather pfleger say if that was a copper being accused of something?

Scratch that - what HAS Mikey said about coppers accused many times of completely unproven allegations filed time and time again?

• After the accusation surfaced in July, some parish leaders called for an overhaul of its abuse investigation process, pushing for a more balanced approach that provides due process for the accused while protecting survivors of abuse.

  Some of the demands from St. Sabina leaders included:
  

• More transparency about investigation timelines and procedures
• Quicker resolutions to cases
• Independent review of allegations
• A tiered suspension policy that would consider factors such as the age of an allegation and whether there is an ongoing risk to children.

Well....those demands certainly seem to echo similar demands by the Police unions regarding allegations against the membership, don't they?

It's funny how once you're subject to an unfair process, you start demanding the Rule of Law and proper procedures be followed to ensure your Rights aren't violated. 

Brandon Body and Conehead Corpse

A two-fer!

• Two gunshot victims experienced delayed emergency responses on Sunday because people who heard the gunfire could give police only general locations, making it harder for officers to quickly find them. One victim, whose 911 call disconnected, appears to have waited 17 minutes for help to arrive.

  Both shootings occurred in areas that were previously covered by the city’s ShotSpotter gunfire detection network, which Mayor Brandon Johnson disconnected in September 2024. Despite Johnson’s assurances that a new and better system would be identified and deployed, the city has not announced a replacement, much less installed one.

First, the dead one:

• The first shooting occurred around 3:37 a.m. Sunday in the Altgeld Gardens housing complex. Chicago police officers stationed in the area reported hearing gunfire and began searching for its source. No other calls reporting gunfire came in, and nobody called 911 to report a person who had been shot. About five minutes after hearing the shots, the officers found a man lying in the 13100 block of South Lankley Avenue and immediately called for an ambulance.

  Devon Jones, 25, who lived on the same block, was pronounced dead at the University of Chicago Hospital, according to CPD and Cook County Medical Examiner records.

Then the wounded one:

• At about 5:16 a.m., a woman called 911 and reported hearing gunshots in the 8400 block of South Vincennes Avenue. She told dispatchers she believed the gunfire came from a nearby lot.

  About seven minutes later, a man called 911 and said he had been shot near 82nd Street and South Emerald Avenue, almost directly across a relatively open area from where the woman had heard the gunfire. The man’s call disconnected before he could provide an exact address.

  Ten minutes after his call, and 17 minutes after the woman’s initial call, CPD officers found the man on a porch in the 8200 block of South Emerald Avenue. They immediately summoned an ambulance and began lifesaving measures. CPD said the man was taken to Christ Hospital in serious condition.

At this point, Conehead might as well take a page from the BabylonBee (see post down a few spots from this one) and legalize shootings.

Interesting Take

This certainly hints at something federal going on over on Washington Street:

• It’s important to take a long look at the scandals now emerging at one of the county’s largest police unions, the Chicago Fraternal Order of Police (FOP) Lodge 7.

  Right now, the most pro–law enforcement president in the modern history of the nation is in office, proving time and again his willingness to back the police. At the same time, Chicago is ground zero for the radical Democrats seeking to expand their power throughout the country. The key strategy of this Democratic faction is a war on the criminal justice system.

  One would think that an alliance of the Trump administration, particularly the Department of Justice, and the Chicago FOP would be a match made in heaven. Imagine the things they could get done. One would think that public appearances between Trump and the leader of the FOP, John Catanzara, would be frequent and friendly.

But as Marty Preib points out, there is a distinct lack of any sort of contact with the national administration and the current FOP leadership. In fact, "the FOP president was reportedly turned away at the capital for a conference of big city police union leaders."

That's a big hint that someone somewhere doesn't want any photographs floating around of someone under investigation to appear with the sitting President....you know, the way the media subtly neglects to show Porkulous consorting with murderers and drug dealers.

Go read it all. 

Another Crooked Judge

Another incident that would make a series of campaign commercials that write themselves....but no one in the Bailey organization seems to bother making:

• A Cook County judge released a woman on electronic monitoring Saturday despite allegations that she rear-ended a motorcyclist on Lake Shore Drive while drunk, then dumped what appeared to be a liquor bottle in Lake Michigan, leaving the rider fatally injured on the pavement.

  Judge D’Anthony Thedford denied a request from prosecutors to detain Miracle Hall, 25, ahead of trial on charges of aggravated DUI causing a fatal accident, instead sending her home on an ankle monitor. It marks the second time this month that Thedford declined to detain a defendant accused of drunk driving in a fatal crash. On August 11, he released a man accused of fleeing the scene of a fatal crash in Lakeview while the victim’s body remained inside his vehicle.

Read that part again:

• ...[Thedford] released a man accused of fleeing the scene of a fatal crash in Lakeview while the victim’s body remained inside his vehicle.

And that still wasn't enough for this piece of shit judge to hold the offender in custody.

Does anyone know if CWB has a running list of crap judges and the cases they're involved in that are inflicting repeat criminals upon the public? We would gladly post that list on a near daily basis to encourage voters to finally take some control of their government again. 

One Way to Solve Crime

Legalize it:

• In what officials have hailed as a historic first, California has become the first state to achieve a crime rate of zero after passing legislation to make all crimes completely legal.

  "This is a great moment for our state," Governor Gavin Newsom said. "No other state in the nation's history has successfully brought the crime rate down to nothing. California is once again leading the way! Now, please, for the safety of your loved ones, don't venture out of your homes at night. Or at least carry an air horn. Whatever. I don't care."

  Analysts point to the state's legalization of all criminal acts as the catalyst for reaching a zero crime rate. "It was a bold but revolutionary move," said Professor Kyle Ray of the California Crime Institute. "California has effectively eliminated all crime from existence simply by making every unlawful or despicable act completely acceptable. Murder, assault, robbery — these are yesterday's terms. Californians are now truly free to express themselves however they choose. Zero crime!"

Yes, it's the BabylonBee. But essentially, this was what New York, California, Washington, Oregon, Minnesota and Illinois (via Crimesha) had been doing for years.

Gun Runner?

Hiring standards have fallen so far....there's another scandal brewing:

• Did a Chicago cop hand over two guns to a now-convicted extortionist and then lie to the police department about what happened to them?

  That explosive question arose in federal court filings in the case of Jawad Fakroune, a politically connected Chicago businessman who was convicted in June and is now serving a six-year prison sentence for threatening a restaurant owner over a $1.5 million debt.

  But the officer’s identity still remains a mystery.

The known offender has a cozy relationship with some Pritzker people that (obviously) the media wants to keep quiet, and Internal Affairs claimed to know nothing about the reportedly stolen guns recently, but has since opened an "investigation." 

But seeing the names the media has selectively decided to reveal and not others, it certainly smells like this "investigation" may go the way of the testing scandals of recent years where dozens of exempt Subject Matter Expert members had their spouses, pin cushions and other relatives "passing" with extraordinarily high scores.

Interesting Curriculum Vitae

For those who don't know the Latin, C.V. is a fancy term for an extensive résumé:

• In English, a curriculum vitae, commonly known as CV, is a short written summary of a person's career, qualifications, and education. This is the most common usage in British English. In North America, the term résumé is used, referring to a short career summary, whereas CVs are much longer than resumes. The term curriculum vitae and its abbreviation, CV, are also used especially in academia to refer to extensive or even complete summaries of a person's career, qualifications, and education, including publications and other information

For the truly curious, here's a quick summary of the lawyer that the FOP is paying $450 an hour to, right from his publicly accessible website:

• Terry Campbell focuses his practice on white-collar criminal defense, regulatory enforcement, complex commercial litigation, and criminal and civil appeals.  He has more than 20 years of trial experience, and has tried numerous cases in federal and state courts, both in Chicago and around the country.  Mr. Campbell provides a combination of impeccable judgement, strategic vision, and dedication to his clients and their cases.  His exceptional abilities have earned Terry his reputation as one of the top white-collar defense lawyers in the community, and he has been consistently recognized in publications such as Chambers & Partners and Illinois Super Lawyers based on peer reviews of his professional skills.

  Mr. Campbell has represented individuals in any number of high-profile cases during the past 20 years, including investigations and prosecutions relating to alleged fraud against the City of Chicago’s MBE/WBE program; the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill; the prosecution of former executives at Sacred Heart Hospital for violations of the federal Anti-Kickback Statute; the collapse of Sentinel Management Group (which was described by the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Chicago as the largest financial fraud case ever prosecuted in this district); securities and accounting fraud cases against a former member of the Board and Audit Committee of Safety-Kleen Corp.; a securities and bank fraud case against a former officer of First Merchants Acceptance Corp.; and many others.

That is quite the impressive history....

....but not whom we'd expect to be representing someone who has been insisting that there's nothing untoward about the books, accounts and credit card receipts that he's been hiding from membership inspection for how many years now?

Curious and curiouser to say the least, especially after admitting at the last meeting that there were "policy issue[s]" regarding the FOP expenditures

Time to Demand Answers

And the only place to get answers is at an FOP Meeting:

• Members need to show up and demand answers about the “personal expenses” charged to the FOP credit card:

• What personal expenses did our dues pay for?
• How many personal purchases were made?
• Who made them?
• How much was spent?
• Where are the credit card statements and financial records documenting every personal charge?

• For years, John denied that there were any personal expenses on the FOP credit card. Now that attorney Terence Campbell—whose $450-an-hour bill is paid with our dues—has acknowledged that personal charges were made, John now wants members to believe those purchases were somehow acceptable simply because he claims he repaid the money.

The next General Meeting is at noon on 16 September and there really needs to be a decent amount of people showing up, if not to ask questions, then to see how the questions are being avoided at the very least behind a smokescreen of procedural BS.

This is YOUR money. You pay dues every single check, not so the Board can enjoy steak dinners and buy $10K paintings, but so that the Lodge can provide legal assistance when needed, address safety issues when the City tries to get around spending money properly, and negotiating a Contract that protects your legal rights from being trampled on when something goes sideways. 

It's time to show up boys and girls. Mark your calendars. 

Trying to Fill Some Big Shoes

This time, it's SeeBS:

• At least four people were killed, and 16 more were injured, in weekend shootings across Chicago as of Sunday, according to police.

  The ages of the victims range from 15 to 62.

Their hearts aren't in it it seems, seeing as how HeyJackass.com set the bar so high.

How accurate or inaccurate are these stats?