Someone is Getting Fired

....and arrested probably:

• A child fired a gun after a man left it on a school bus on the city's South Side on Monday afternoon, Chicago police said.

  Police said a man left a bag unattended outside of Minnie Miñoso Academy near West 35th and South Wallace streets in the Bridgeport neighborhood just before 2:30 p.m.

  A 12-year-old boy found the bag, took a firearm from inside, and discharged one round, shattering a bus window, police said.

  Police said the man then took the gun and bag before fleeing. Police have not identified the man or said how he might be connected to the school or transportation provider.

There's usually only one adult on a school bus - the driver. If there's a second adult, it's usually someone attached to a special needs child. So the suspect count here is probably two.

No word if this was a CPS / CTU employee headed to a White Sox game....speaking of which, have they closed that case yet with the CTU member hiding a gun in her fat folds before suffering a negligent discharge in the stadium? The lies and fictions they're going to have to invent to make that one disappear will be legend.

Hero Garbageman

One of the robbers he shot just got eight years - the other one got a funeral:

• A garbage collector shot two men who tried to rob him outside a Chicago charter school last year, killing one and wounding the other. On Monday, the surviving robber, a Hammond, Indiana, man, received an eight-year sentence.

  The victim, a concealed carry holder, was working alone when 22-year-old Aaron White and his much larger accomplice, 42-year-old Kenneth Elliott, approached him near the back of his garbage truck in an alley next to DRW College Prep, 931 South Homan Avenue, around 5:18 a.m. on January 31, 2025.

  Surveillance video obtained by CWB Chicago shows the victim walking along the driver’s side of the truck toward the rear, where he encounters the two men approaching from the passenger side. (The video may be viewed here. Discretion advised.)

Glad to see this one finally come to a conclusion. Hope the victim is doing well, is still employed and is still packing on the west side.

Whoa Whoa Whoa

You can't demonize the parents of demons, can you?

• The senseless murder of a Chicago 911 calltaker in Back of the Yards on Friday has a Chicago alderman blasting Mayor Brandon Johnson’s administration for failing to help make improvements in the neighborhood and “gangbanging parents” for passing a love of violence on to a new generation.

  Natalia Rodriguez, 50, was shot and killed while driving in the 4500 block of South Wood Street shortly after midnight Friday. Ald. Ray Lopez (15th) said she was in the area visiting family, and he suggested that she was randomly targeted in a “gang check.” Cook County Crime Stoppers and the ATF have teamed up to create a $30,000 reward for information leading to an arrest and indictment of the people responsible for her death.

  “Her loss is great because it takes away the thoughts of what could have been and also leaves a stain on a community living in fear of gang and gun violence,” Lopez said in a lengthy post on X. “Sadly, this gang mindset and culture is generational, where gangbanging parents instill this lifestyle in their children, continuing the cycle.”

What's next - blaming decades of democrat anti-family and anti-punishment policies for the generational dysfunction prevalent across most blue city shitholes?

Or would that be a bridge too far? 

Conehead is Running (so far)

Conehead has tossed his pointy hat into the ring, despite an approval rating in the single digits:

• After months of deliberation, Mayor Brandon Johnson on Sunday set out on the uphill road to reelection, launching a campaign that he said will force voters to “identify the difference between real progressives and posers” in the crowded 2027 mayoral race.

  Johnson spoke to an energized crowd of hundreds of supporters in a cloud-covered courtyard at the DuSable Black History Museum and Education Center. The block party-style event — with a sign-making station, tacos and campaign merchandise — was a who’s who of Chicago’s progressive activist community.

But as the Slum Times points out, Conehead has dug himself a pretty deep hole already:

• By waiting until after Labor Day to announce his decision to run again, Johnson has put himself behind the eight ball. He has less than $650,000 in his campaign fund compared to the $22 million held by frontrunner and Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias. Johnson has the power of incumbency and has been making the most of that, but he still needs money to defend his record.

  He doesn’t need to duplicate the $12 million that allowed him to go from single-digit obscurity to the mayor’s office in 2023 in a campaign bankrolled and staffed largely by the Chicago Teachers Union. But he does need enough cash to run costly television ads.

So....is the CTU getting behind mayor 6%? Because that's about the only place he'll be getting any further campaign cash.

The real question should be "What portion of the electorate is Conehead trying to play spoiler for?" Supposedly, he has the CTU backing, but that spot is increasingly toxic. Is he in to deny someone else the lakefront progressives? Or to fracture the black vote? Willie Wilson, Matt Brewer and Danielle Carter-Walters each have their niche appeals, none of which will get them elected, but could minimize that formerly solid voting bloc into irrelevance. Pappas running directly against Giannoulious, Quigley is there to split the white ethnic vote, Cardenas is in to kneecap Mendoza at the moment, so he's likely a Giannoulious plant. Holberg, Nee and Kelly are non-entities.

Remember, the goal is to be in the runoff. Giannoulious is THE money guy at the moment. He thinks he's one of the top two finishers and he wants a weak opponent for the runoff, i.e. not Mendoza.

The filing deadline for nominating petitions is something like 26 October, so the field will narrow somewhat by then. Interesting times ahead. 

Whoops

Weekends like this we really miss HeyJackass.com:

• One man was killed and 6 other people, including a 14-year-old boy, were wounded when multiple gunmen opened fire Sunday afternoon on a crowd in Humboldt Park, police said. More than 70 shots were fired and, according to a preliminary report, a vehicle found at the scene was involved in a separate drive-by shooting on the West Side earlier this week.

  The shooting happened around 12:17 p.m. in the 700 block of North Christiana Avenue, near the alley between Christiana and Homan avenues, according to CPD.

  Six people were standing outside when two vehicles pulled up, and multiple gunmen got out and began shooting, police said. A 30-year-old woman driving nearby was struck by gunfire and crashed into a CTA bus, according to CPD.

  An officer who reviewed surveillance video reported that one of the gunmen, described as a Black male wearing a black hoodie over a white shirt and dark pants, appeared to suffer a leg fracture upon being struck by one of the getaway vehicles.

Gotta love when they run over one of their own. No doubt he'll be arrested at a hospital in short order.

No doubt these were all licensed Concealed Carriers with lawfully owned firearms, none stolen in suburban Park Ridge or anything like that. After all, it's impossible for felons to get firearms in Illinois these days. 

Not Again?!?!

A peaceful, church-going rapper cut down in the prime of his career:

• Six gunmen fired more than 50 shots in an ambush that killed Chicago drill rapper BloodHound Q50 at a Fuller Park gas station early Sunday, according to a preliminary Chicago police report. No arrests have been made. The up-and-coming performer, born Mikquale Cooper, was 22.

  He was seated in the driver’s seat of a white 2019 Tesla at the BP station at 4248 South Wentworth Avenue when two carloads of gunmen targeted him just before 4 a.m. According to CPD, the shooters pulled alongside Cooper’s car, and gunmen from both vehicles opened fire.

Q50 was known for such hits as “Long Live My Brudda He Prolly Kilt Yo Brudda” and “Get Back Or Die Trying.”

Like we said - peaceful. 

And stop demonizing. 

So How Was the Weekend?

Days off cancelled?

Mandatory twelves?

Involuntary deployments?

We don't miss it at all. Get to retirement boys and girls. 

Commander 005 - DEI Hire

This happened in 005 the other day:

 A non-demonized minor child decided to throw a rock at a homeless person, missed, and hit a window of the 005th District station causing it to shatter. Notifications up and down the chain of command with CPIC getting a call. So what is Commander Jackson worried about?

Apologies for the poor quality of the picture (that happens when you take a phone snapshot of a computer screen) but the narrative reads as follows:

• When you encounter a person or population that lacks adequate housing, or nightly shelter the term UNHOUSED or UNSHELTERED  referrenenced.
• The attached depicts an example of a notification that was poorly vetted . Ensure proof reading prior to dissemination of docs / emails.

Speaking of "proofreading" we'd suggest the commander have someone go over his writing as we spotted improper punctuation, atrocious grammar, and a number of spelling errors.

Perhaps worry more about twelve-year-old girls throwing rocks at homeless sidewalk inspectors than a CPIC notification no one will ever see or care about. 

More Assholery from Lyke

And chief judge Bee-atch won't do a thing about it:

• In Courtroom 208 at the Leighton Criminal Courthouse on 26th Street, things run a little differently. Presided over by Judge John Lyke, it is a courtroom where cop killers and other violent crime defendants can embrace their families while victims’ grieving relatives, some of whom will never touch their deceased loved ones again, look on.

  The practice is not new.

  In April 2023, Steven Montano appeared in Lyke’s courtroom to plead not guilty to the on-duty murder of Chicago Police Officer Andres Vazquez Lasso, whom Montano shot dead near a schoolyard as children took shelter under playground equipment.

  During the hearing, Lyke allowed Montano to hug several family members in the gallery, something he specifically orders his deputies to allow — in violation of sheriff’s office regulations.

  “I wanted to vomit,” said a now-retired Chicago police officer who was in the courtroom for Montano’s plea hearing. “Literally wanted to vomit. He was rubbing it in the faces of Andres’ family, partner, everyone with a sense of decency. [Lyke] did it on purpose.”

Not only did Lyke have the aforementioned two deputies taken into "custody," he's has threatened FOUR other deputies with contempt for not following his directives - all of which run contrary to established security protocols and sheriff office policies.

And almost no one is standing up for the deputies - not Dart, and certainly not Bee-atch.

There ought to be a job action by the deputies and the Teamsters. And a formal complaint with the ARDC or whoever oversees judicial misbehavior. And then, a lawsuit.

Look, a Demon

How else would you describe her?

• Chicago police have filed charges against one of three people who pushed a man to his death Monday afternoon from a moving Red Line train on the South Side — and the accused is a 15-year-old girl.

  Kyle Bickham, 29, was riding the train home after delivering packages for Amazon when he got into an altercation with three people near 69th Street around 2:30 p.m., officials said. The situation escalated, and the assailants pushed Bickham from the moving train, causing him to fall onto the third rail, where he lay incapacitated, according to CPD. He was then struck by another oncoming train.

  Police initially said Bickham had jumped from the train, but their investigation revealed that he was pushed. CPD later said the people who pushed him were men. Now, police say one of them was actually a 15-year-old girl. She was arrested Friday, but state law prohibits CPD from identifying her or releasing other details.

But don't demonize, even when the behavior is demonic.

But don't worry, in another fifteen years, she'll probably be strangling her kids to death. 

Incompetency of the Year

 Hey Chief Judge Bitch Beach, how about you remove this idiot?

• The Cook County judge who released repeat violent felon Alphanso Talley on electronic monitoring before he was charged with killing a Chicago police officer is accused of holding two courtroom deputies in contempt this week for not immediately removing handcuffs from a different inmate charged with murder.

  It’s an upside-down world in Judge John Lyke’s courtroom, where deputies are locked up and repeat violent offenders are sent home.

  On Wednesday, two deputies were escorting the inmate into Lyke’s courtroom at the Leighton Criminal Court Building when he ordered them to remove the man’s handcuffs, according to Teamsters Local 700, which represents the deputies. The inmate, who was not identified by the union, was classified as “high risk movement.” Sheriff’s Office policy requires a supervisor’s approval before restraints are removed from an inmate with that classification, according to the union.

This was a "high risk" inmate, probably prone to constant misbehavior in the jail and likely with a history of attacking Correctional employees. He's in cuffs and restraints for a specific reason. 

Lyke....get this....wanted the defendant to be able to hug his family who had appeared in court.

Not like family members haven't ever assisted inmates in escaping. Or slipped them some contraband while visiting. When the deputies objected and called for their supervisor - AS REQUIRED BY THEIR OPERATING PROCEDURES - Lyke had them taken into custody for contempt.

First of all, what County Officer(s) took them into custody FOR FOLLOWING THE RULES?

Second who does this idiot think he is? It's bad enough he lets mentals and assailants out under shady circumstances - including one who ended up killing a CPD Officer. But he's going to stick Sheriff Deputies in lockup with the very inmates their supposed to be guarding because they followed procedure - a procedure that keeps the public AND JUDGES safe from violent criminals?

This is why you vote NO on every single judge - because they're unqualified incompetent  DEI hires who love criminals more than citizens.

If you don't vote NO on every single judge, at least remember to vote against John Lyke and that other useless bitch Tyria Walton. 

COPA Clears Another Cop

And it only took TWO YEARS:

• A Chicago police officer who went viral after a video showed her pointing her firearm out of a CPD wagon during a street takeover two summers ago has been cleared of wrongdoing by the Civilian Office of Police Accountability, better known as COPA.

  The brief video, recorded on August 5, 2024, showed a street takeover at the intersection of 59th Street and Pulaski Road. A white vehicle was doing donuts in the middle of the intersection, blocking traffic. As a CPD wagon tried to drive through the crowd of people and vehicles, a female officer pointed her firearm out of the passenger-side window at one or more people in the street.

  The agency launched an investigation after police supervisors saw the video on Twitter and Facebook.

  COPA determined there was “no way to identify or interview any of the citizens involved in the incident, including the original creator of the videos that were posted on social media.” As a result, the agency relied on the officers’ statements and available third-party videos.

So they kept this "investigation" open for over two years because (A) no complainant and (B) no witnesses....including the one who shot hte video in the first place.

But COPA got their licks in anyway!

• The agency found the allegation that the female officer unnecessarily displayed and pointed her firearm to be “not sustained.” However, COPA sustained an allegation that she failed to activate her body-worn camera. She told the agency she did not realize she had failed to activate it until she was interviewed. COPA recommended that she receive a reprimand and retraining on body-worn camera protocols.

Cuck FOPA sideways.

OEMC Calltaker Slain

Mistaken for a rival gangbanger?

• Cook County Crime Stoppers said the 50-year-old woman shot and killed while driving on Chicago's South Side early Friday morning was a Chicago Office of Emergency Management and Communications employee.

  The organization said Natalia Rodriguez was killed in the shooting.

  The shooting took place at about 12:17 a.m. in the 4500-block of South Wood Street in the Back of the Yards. Police said Rodriguez was driving a silver SUV south on Wood Street when she was struck by gunfire and crashed into a parked SUV. The woman was shot multiple times and taken to Stroger Hospital, where she was later pronounced dead.

There's a reward being offered by CrimeStoppers.

No word on where Conehead's "violence interrupters" were interrupting crime.

Sympathies to her family and OEMC co-workers. 

Twenty Five Years

 

Without a doubt, one of the most defining events of our careers and lifetimes. 

While it didn't directly affect us in terms of loss or injury, it had an profound impact on work, home, family, travel, finances, safety....just about everything when you really drill down. It still hits home every September.

When we started meeting and working with Officers who weren't even born when the towers fell, we were painfully aware that we had become the "old guys" we had always teased in the past. 

Prayers for all of the victims of that horrible day.

Remember. 

Don't Share the Minutes

Seems like concealing information from the membership has been a standard practice for years:

That's taken directly from the Board Meeting minutes from April of 2023.

We thought that the Board was paid by dues money. Which would mean all actions and official meetings, including the records of said meetings, belong to the membership and can be shared among the membership. 

We can understand excluding the media because they aren't members, but hiding things as a matter of policy - especially after running your campaign on exposing past practices of the previous administration....

It all seems a bit hypocritical. 

Springfield Morons at it Again

There's no way this passes Constitutional muster....and it seems to run against existing Federal Law:

• A first-of-its-kind state law would force gun manufacturers to pay for a portion of the financial toll of gun violence in Illinois.

  Gun violence costs the state about $20 billion annually, according to estimates based on data from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. That figure includes direct costs like emergency services, medical care, law enforcement resources and funeral expenses. It also includes indirect costs like mental health treatment, loss of income and childcare.

Illinois is paying funeral costs? Why?

• The Responsibility in Firearms Legislation Act, a bill coming before the Illinois General Assembly, would require gunmakers to contribute to a state fund that would help offset the costs shouldered by taxpayers and the individuals directly affected by a shooting.

  If passed, the law would be a first of its kind in the country. Other states have considered similar bills, but none have become law.

  “Name another industry in this country that gets to sell a product, profit from the damage it does and pay nothing for it,” said state Rep. Kevin Olickal during a news conference Tuesday morning outside the University of Chicago Medical Center.

Gee whiz.....how about clothes dryers? Gas ovens? Sharp knives? Extension cords and electrical appliances? Pools, wall mounted TVs, cleaning chemicals, etc. All of these things can damage or kill people....and do kill people on a daily basis.

The key here is to have knowledge of the danger, properly maintain the device and don't use it outside of the manufacturers' instructions.

• “When a car is defective, the automaker pays. When a drug harms patients, the manufacturer pays. Tobacco pays. Asbestos pays. Opioid companies are paying right now. That is how accountability works in every industry but one: firearms,” said Olickal, who is sponsoring the House version of the Responsibility in Firearms Legislation Act.

Wrong you moron. And you actually prove it in your screed - "defective." A gun is a legal device and when maintained and used properly, functions as designed, thereby rendering your entire argument pointless.

You aren't holding Ford, Chevy or any of the other dozens of vehicle manufacturers liable when a drunk misuses their product to kill innocents....because they tell you not to operate the car unsafely or when impaired. If you've ever bought a gun, the paperwork that comes along with one rivals many automobile user manuals.

But holding criminals responsible for the misuse of legal products has never been big on the lib-tarded radar. It would actually solve problems while cutting into their voting totals. If passed, this will cost Illinois more millions of dollars in taxpayer money for a losing proposition.

Stolen Gun

You ever notice that one of the statistics that never gets mention much is how many guns that are used in crimes are actually stolen guns? Many times when there's a shooting, the lib-tards complain about how easy it is to get a gun, that they're bought and transported over state lines, that we just need to ban guns outright to stop crime.

If you do a google search on "stolen guns used in crimes" you learn that:

• Stolen guns are significantly more likely to be used in crimes, with studies showing that stolen firearms have nearly nine times the likelihood of being involved in criminal activities compared to legally acquired guns.

So if you leave your gun in a parked car....let's just say in suburban Park Ridge....and someone breaks into said car and steals the firearm, why should anyone else be restricted from buying or owning a firearm because you were stupid with yours? Should it matter that you're the wife of a former high ranking CPD member from an east coast city? What if that stolen gun is used in a couple of armed robberies? Maybe an aggravated battery? God forbid a killing or three? That could really screw up Conehead's "crime is down" narrative.

We were just wondering. And we're wondering which media outlet might actually report this without telling anyone where they found out about it.

About That Subpoena

From the Federal Court filing (click for larger view):

This seems to be based solely on his term at the State Lodge? Is this just an effort by the feds to get someone talking? 

Someone posted this in the comment section: 

• Retired;;;;;;;KMA 2: Pretty obvious the blog is campaigning against current leadership. 

There's a campaign? Whom did we endorse? 

The fact is we aren't campaigning for anyone and we aren't supporting anyone. What we are doing is informing the membership of some of the sketchy behavior going on at the Lodge and encouraging them to ask questions about their dues money and their representation spending said money - questions that should have been asked continually for years....AND QUESTIONS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ANSWERED EACH AND EVERY TIME THEY'RE ASKED. 

Remember, the next meeting is 16 Sept at noon.

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Lieutenants Made

Class of sixteen:

Congrats to the deserving.

Lake Forest Officer Back

Officer Czarnecki was flown back to Illinois and is currently undergoing treatment locally:

• A family says they are grateful for the community’s donations, which allowed a Lake Forest police officer to return to Chicago on Tuesday on a medical flight after being critically injured on vacation in Nicaragua.

  The family of Lake Forest Police Officer Filip Czarnecki told Lake and McHenry County Scanner in a statement that they were “deeply grateful” to announce that Czarnecki was coming home Tuesday evening.

  The medical evacuation flight took off from Managua, Nicaragua, around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday and landed at Chicago Midway International Airport around 7 p.m.

One report says he's already showing marked improvement, perhaps due to the treatment or perhaps being closer to family and friends and the support they're giving him.

Continued prayers for his recovery efforts.

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Trib Re-Reports FOP Subpoena

Why is the Tribune covering this again?  (this is a paywalled article):

• Federal investigators issued a subpoena to the Illinois Fraternal Order of Police late last year for an FBI probe into Chicago’s FOP President John Catanzara’s financial dealings, according to a copy of the document reviewed by the Tribune.

  The subpoena, dated October 2025 and sent as part of a grand jury investigation, demands that Illinois FOP personnel turn over a slew of financial and governance records dating back to October 2020. Among the records sought were expense vouchers, reimbursement forms and receipts. The subpoena was issued from the Northern District of Illinois, although the Illinois FOP is based in Springfield.

  Catanzara — long a lightning rod for controversy who has represented the Chicago Police Department’s rank and file since May 2020 — is the only person named in the document. He took a leave of absence from his role as the first vice president of the state police union in October 2025.

The cited subpoena is nearly a year old.

Catanzara is making his usual threats:

• Reached by phone for comment Tuesday afternoon, Catanzara told the Tribune that he had not seen the subpoena issued to the state lodge, and said he had not testified to the grand jury or retained an attorney to represent him in the proceedings. He said the investigation was likely sparked by animus within the union, and added that the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 7 received a similar subpoena last year as well.

  “Should we ever determine the origins of this investigation that has cost this lodge membership a lot of money over nonsense and pure hatred, personally, of me — it’s based on nothing more than that — those members will be held responsible,” Catanzara said.

Yeah, John might call Florida and tell stories about retired Officers to their new employers. Or refuse to allow anyone to see the FOP credit card receipts. Or ask the Board for $50K in seed money for a charity that duplicates the work of two or three already existing charities. Or swings another 10K for a five person road trip with the food trailer to a city that doesn't have an FOP lodge.

So is something heating up? 

UPDATE: free version of the article here. 

CWB Exposes Corruption

CWB doing some real power-lifting here with this scandal:

• Members of Chicago’s primary police oversight commission tried to push one of its own members off the workgroup searching for the city’s next police superintendent, and then fought to keep the paper trail hidden from the public.

  An 86-page email chain released last week shows four commissioners working to remove Sandra Wortham from the Superintendent Search Work Group, despite the commission president warning that the effort lacked a clear basis and could look like an attempt to settle an “interpersonal or philosophical disagreement” through a procedural maneuver. The emails also reveal that the majority was fragile from the start. It has since collapsed as one member abandoned the plan entirely.

  The Community Commission for Public Safety and Accountability originally gave CWB Chicago an almost completely redacted version of the emails. Last week, though, the commission released the full chain less than 48 hours after the Illinois Attorney General’s Office opened an inquiry into its handling of CWB’s FOIA request.

  The email chain began July 10, less than a week before Larry Snelling left his post as CPD’s top cop, when CCPSA Vice President Angel Rubi Navarijo sent a lengthy email to commissioners “to respectfully express my concerns regarding Commissioner Sandra Wortham on the Superintendent Search Work Group,” citing concerns about “whether she possesses the collaborative leadership style necessary for this specific responsibility.”

Their complaint against Wortham is that she didn't go along with the other commissioners, that her opinions and positions were too conservative, that she listened to all sides and came to logical conclusions backed up by facts and ::gasp:: established Law and procedures. That she was too "diverse" in her thinking it seems and didn't "go along to get along." Dumbocrats only want followers, not free thinkers. And an intelligent, well-spoken, qualified lawyer isn't someone you'd want giving input on appointing the next political tool.

Seems like the problem is led by this Navarijo, who seems like a complete Karen-asshole that ought to be removed for being a commie bitch. 

But that's only our opinion. 

CTU Influence Waning?

Perhaps their stranglehold on Chicago politics is loosening?

• By advancing unsustainable financial demands, taking an ever larger share of tax revenues at the expense of city workers and systematically denying residents quality school choices, CTU support is plummeting

  The Chicago Teachers Union’s (CTU) defamation lawsuit against the Illinois Policy Institute and the Liberty Justice Center is evidence of a union in full panic mode as it attempts to silence its political opponents. The lawsuit follows a significant court ruling compelling discovery, which may finally force the union to open its books and account for years of delayed financial disclosures. It also comes as the CTU experiences a series of political defeats driven by its current leadership as its public support erodes and key labor relationships fray.

  The CTU has evolved into a hyper-political force with a broad agenda extending far beyond educating Chicago’s students. It deploys millions in member dues to back far-left political candidates and seek control over the Chicago Board of Education. As the Chicago Tribune editorial board correctly observed, the CTU attempts to have it both ways: Acting as the city's dominant political power broker while claiming immunity from public criticism under the guise of merely representing teachers.

Maybe it exposes financial improprieties? Like that luxury mansion in the Southwest that no one seems to know how or why it got purchased with union money? Maybe Davis Gates goes to prison soon and Conehead drops out of the election?

Go read it all. 

Great Reporting by the Slum Times

So this article is still up as of Tuesday evening:

• Chicago Fire Department personnel found a person dead on the Chicago Transit Authority Red Line tracks near 69th Street on the South Side Monday afternoon after responding to a call, officials said.

  The body was found when the fire department responded to a call of a person on the tracks around 2:36 p.m., a fire department spokesperson said.

  Chicago police said a man whose age was not immediately known had jumped from a moving CTA Red Line train and was incapacitated when he landed on the third rail.

  The man was later struck by an oncoming train and pronounced dead at the scene, police said.

Except that's not what happened - CWB has the real story:

• Three men pushed a 29-year-old man from a moving Red Line train Monday afternoon, sending him onto the tracks where he was struck and killed by another train, according to Chicago police.

  CPD initially reported that the man had jumped from the train near 69th Street and landed on the third rail, “where he remained incapacitated,” before being struck by an oncoming train.

  But investigators later determined that the man had been involved in an altercation with three men aboard the train around 2:30 p.m., according to updated information from CPD. Police now say the three men pushed him from the moving train, leading to his death.

God forbid the Slum Times report timely facts that might make Conehead's CTA look like a crime ridden Hell hole.

One might think crime happens all the time on the CTA....like this (also reported by CWB):

• A man dressed in a security guard’s uniform maced and punched a passenger on a Red Line train on the North Side while making antisemitic comments, according to a community alert issued by Chicago police. Now, CPD needs help identifying the assailant.

  The attack happened around 6:55 p.m. August 25 as the victim was riding a train near the Granville station, police said.

  The man seen in surveillance images sprayed the victim with mace, punched them in the face and made antisemitic statements during the attack, according to CPD. Police did not disclose the victim’s age or gender.

And almost always the Red Line....makes you wonder.

It Wasn't Groot

At least not so far:

• Chicago police remained locked in an extended standoff Tuesday morning with a man barricaded inside his Logan Square home, just a few doors down from the residence of former Mayor Lori Lightfoot. The standoff began shortly before noon Monday, drawing a large police response that included SWAT officers and armored vehicles to the Northwest Side neighborhood.

  Police first arrived around 11:45 a.m. Monday to conduct a well-being check on a woman living in the 3400 block of West Wrightwood Avenue. According to dispatch transmissions, a 911 caller reported that the woman’s upstairs neighbor had knocked her down several days earlier, followed her, and spat on her husband.

  When patrol officers reached the home shortly before noon, they requested a supervisor after encountering a man who, police said, displayed a rifle from a window and then struggled with officers before retreating inside. Officers later reported that the man had thrown the rifle out a window but believed he had additional firearms inside. The situation continued to escalate. At one point, the man sprayed a fire extinguisher from a window, according to police transmissions.

  The man also called 911 himself, telling dispatchers he was afraid because police had barricaded him inside his home, the transmissions showed.

Is Groot even in town? What's her detail doing these days?

Weekend Stats

It's sort of like Temu HeyJackass.com over at the Slum Times:

• More than two dozen people have been shot in Chicago so far over the Labor Day holiday weekend.

  Of the 31 people shot since 5 p.m. Friday, six have died from their injuries, according to Chicago police. At least four teenagers were wounded in separate shootings.

  As of Monday afternoon, the weekend’s violence was lower than last Labor Day weekend, when nine people were killed and 52 wounded. The holiday weekend count began Friday at 5 p.m. and continues through 5 a.m. Tuesday.

They're even posting the times? 1700 hours Friday until 0500 hours Tuesday?

Where do they steal these ideas from??? 

Lake Forest PO Assist

Severely injured while on vacation, the family needs some help getting him back here for appropriate treatment:

• A Lake Forest police officer is in critical condition after being severely injured while on vacation and his family is working to raise money to have him brought home from Nicaragua by medical transport.

  Lake Forest Police Officer Filip Czarnecki was on a personal vacation visiting family in Nicaragua.

  Czarnecki suffered a “tragic fall” onto his head that caused a severe traumatic brain injury, according to Lake Forest resident Paul Daizovi, who is a friend and co-worker of Czarnecki’s wife.

As you may guess, hospital care in the part of the world isn't as top-notch as here. There's a Go Fund Me up for the transportation costs to get a medicare flight home.

• link here

They're close to the finish line for fundraising and a little push will get Officer Czarnecki home to be with his family and at an appropriate facility for care.

Prayers for him and his family.

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More Cash?

Remember that locker (or drawer) over at Area 4 full of tens of thousands of dollars that no one would say where it came from?

• OT more money found in Area 4. Wonder if this was turned in? I guess SL and LS have hiding spots IAD didn’t check.

It seems pretty certain that this wasn't concession stand cash.

What the heck is going on over there? 

LAPD Story Gets Better

It wasn't just 100 impounds - it was over 200:

• The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) made a big statement about street takeovers this weekend as more than 150 officers were deployed to a lawless meetup in a residential Los Angeles neighborhood around 2 a.m. Saturday, where they made 69 arrests, issued 570 citations, and impounded more than 200 vehicles.

  Seven firearms were also discovered in what the LAPD called “Operation Street Sweeper” in the Harbor Gateway area of south L.A.

  In total, [LAPD Chief] McDonnell said 66 people were arrested for participating in or aiding in a street race or takeover. Three additional arrests were made: one for assaulting an officer, one for battery and one for obstructing or interfering with officers.

  In addition to the nearly 70 arrests, 570 citations were issued, McDonnell said. Of those 570 citations, 442 were issued for being a spectator at a speed contest or exhibition of speed. An additional 128 citations were issued for juveniles who were out past the city of Los Angeles’ 10 p.m. curfew for minors. McDonnell said the youngest person was just 11 years old. 

If they actually collect the fines on the tickets and they turn the two-hundred cars into metal hay bales, they might see a sharp downturn in street takeovers. They had to get clearance from the dumbocrats running LA, so it is possible this might happen.

Conehead is a spineless wonder though, so don't expect it here. 

Old Story

But recently brought to our attention - this is why the lib-tarded idea of "violence interrupters" is among their dumbest thoughts ever:

• Democrat leaders in Massachusetts implemented ‘social workers’ to go on police calls to ‘de-escalate’ situations 

  One of them was just attacked after spending 45 minutes trying to talk to the suspect.  

  A mental health clinician was knocked to the ground and an officer was stabbed in the arm with a sword after 45 minutes was spent trying to talk the suspect into coming out peacefully for help. 

  Critics saying that the ‘social worker’ program is putting both the clinician’s and police officers in danger. 

It is almost a certainty that the Officer got stabbed because he had to split his attention between the assailant with the sword and the social worker being attacked. Lord know what would have happened if the Officer winged the social worker while saving their life. 

And imagine if Massachusetts had a COPA.

The email claimed that shortly after this incident, Massachusetts either discontinued the program or social workers were refusing to go to these calls without a heavy police presence. 

Hypocrite Much?

John is cranky and upset about being held to account. 

He's reduced to making unspecified threats against the blog during the FOP Golf Outing for daring to question his efforts to start and fund a "charity" with FOP Dues Money with no actual mission statement, accountability, by-laws or instructions as to the purpose of an initial $50K of "seed money" before expanding to over $200K.

Now, after five weeks since his last "TGIF Update" (and only the third video update in over FOUR MONTHS, he's whining about how open he's been with everything:

• “In transparency’s sake, everything is out in the open.”

Everything.....except the FOP credit card statements. You know, the ones the FOP liar lawyer said were improperly used for personal expenditures. No one has seen hide nor hair of those for how many years?

• “If we were trying to hide anything…”

Trying? You mean "succeeding"?

We get it - trapped rats lash out, everyone is to blame except the ones doing the wrongs. We've seen it a thousand times making arrests, during processing, putting people in the wagon, transporting them over to the jail, testifying at court, waving goodbye to them as they board the IDOC bus to prison. Ghetto trash is ghetto trash regardless of skin color, ethnicity, religion, gender, political leaning, job assignment, whatever.

We sleep fine at night. 

How Many Years?

There's definitely a memo floating around about judicial sentencing in Cook County:

• A 68-year-old Chicago man has been sentenced to 76 years in federal prison for robbing or attempting to rob four downtown banks over two months in 2023 while he was on supervised release for previous bank robbery convictions. Prosecutors had asked for “only” 20 years.

  Joseph Donelson Jr. committed the four crimes just months after being released from prison for an earlier series of bank robberies, prosecutors said, adding that during the 2023 spree, Donelson jumped onto a teller counter during one attempted robbery, pointed a “gun-like object” at a teller during another robbery and struck a teller in the face with the object during a fourth incident.

So pretty much a life sentence for this old fart.

Glad to see it, but this kind of sentencing probably won't last past the elections. 

Another Stadium?

We thought they were moving to Tennessee?

• A proposal to move the Chicago White Sox from Rate Field in Bridgeport to a new riverfront stadium in the South Loop is drawing mixed reactions from fans and elected officials as the team considers the concept as a potential future ballpark site.

  Developer Canal Edge recently unveiled renderings for "The Railyards," a proposed mixed-use development near Roosevelt Road and Canal Street that would include a possible new home for the White Sox, along with residential, commercial and retail components and an outpatient care center for Northwestern Medicine.

  The proposal remains in its early stages.

Someone had an opinion piece up that this would signal the end of Bridgeport.

We don't know about that, but the reason Wrigley Field does so well is there's somewhere to go before and after the games, namely the bar and restaurant scene.

One of the major reasons there Bears were looking to move is to build a large bar and restaurant scene within walking distance of the new stadium instead of a museum campus with zero amenities.

The Blackhawks are making semi-steady progress with their property on the west side as they price the undesirable elements out of the neighborhood. Give it another twenty years.

If the Sox stay in town..... 

Vigilante Time!

More please:

• We don’t want to tell anyone to limit themselves, but if you’re a 60-year-old, 15-time convicted felon, maybe robbing a house full of construction workers half your age isn’t the best career move. But William Garrett didn’t ask for our career advice, and prosecutors say that’s exactly what he did in West Pullman last weekend.

  Chicago cops responding to a call about a person with a gun got the first indication that Garrett was having a bad day when they arrived in an alley behind the 11800 block of South Wentworth and found him lying in a backyard with cuts on his face and head, according to a CPD report.

  Five men standing nearby told officers that Garrett had just robbed them inside the nearby home where they were working. One of the men handed officers a Glock .177-caliber air pistol that the workers said Garrett had brandished during the holdup.

Fifteen felony convictions and still out there plying his "trade."

Ever wonder why a "three strikes" law was never in effect in this blue state $hithole? Ask a democrat. 

Paging Tommy Dart

For some reason, he's not answering though:

• Two national sheriffs organizations are asking the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn Cook County’s ban on AR-15s and similar semiautomatic rifles, arguing that the weapons can be important for self-defense when police cannot arrive quickly enough.

  The National Sheriffs’ Association and Western States Sheriffs’ Association filed a legal brief on August 31 supporting the challenge to Cook County’s assault weapons ordinance. The case, Viramontes v. Cook County, has been consolidated with a similar challenge to Connecticut’s statewide ban, and the Supreme Court agreed in June to hear both cases.

  The groups, which say they collectively represent thousands of sheriffs nationwide, start their argument with a basic reality of police work: cops cannot be everywhere at once.

  “Response times may vary from a few minutes to half an hour depending on manpower and geographical area,” the organizations wrote. “And a violent crime, especially a home invasion, can occur in seconds.”

Hell, those response times are typical in Chicago with manpower shortages, hiring deficits and backlogs. But Dart doesn't seem to be tossing his hat in with the National Sheriff's Association for some reason. 

On the brighter side though, a new survey says that there are currently sixty-million AR platform rifles currently owned by Americans which more than qualifies it as "in common use," meaning Porkulous's ban might be on it's last breath shortly. 

LAPD Takes Streets Back

Conehead take note. Waller, you too.

Maybe Dart and ISP Kelly can hop on board:

• Cops sprung a massive sting on alleged street-racing hooligans in South Los Angeles early Saturday — reportedly detaining hundreds and preparing to haul away scores of vehicles.

  The Los Angeles Police Department told The California Post that officers issued a tactical alert at 3:21 a.m. and were still working the scene hours later, as of 9 a.m.

  No details were immediately available on arrests or citations from the LAPD.

  Video from the scene showed dozens of officers surrounding a massive crowd as people wandered between cars trapped at the intersection of South Figueroa Street and West Alondra Boulevard. Tow trucks stood by, ready to pounce.

At last report, around 300 participants were detained AND OVER 100 VEHICLES IMPOUNDED.

Back when impounds were a thing (and snow tows) every vehicle towed was tagged with something like $150 in fines, another $50 in towing fees, and an initial $10 daily storage fee which was increased by $10 a day afterwards.

That's a quick $21K in a single incident.

Now do this a of couple weekends in a row and suddenly Conehead's budget deficit starts to shrink, his approval rating goes up, and CTA revenues....well, they stay the same as those morons will just wave the shitheads through.

Bad Mix

Someone got the recipe wrong....again:

• Chicago emergency crews responded to 35 suspected opioid overdose cases Tuesday, nearly twice the city’s daily average of 19, prompting the Chicago Department of Public Health to issue a warning about a possible spike in overdoses. The 35 suspected opioid-related EMS responses were concentrated in South Shore and Chatham, CDPH said.

  The spike does not mean 35 people died or that all 35 cases have been confirmed as opioid overdoses, but the Overdose Detection Mapping Application Program, a real-time surveillance system used to identify possible overdose clusters, identified the cluster.

  CDPH urged people to carry naloxone, commonly known as NARCAN, the medication that can rapidly reverse an opioid overdose. Officials also delivered a blunt warning about ingesting counterfeit or other pills not prescribed by a doctor and dispensed by a pharmacy.

  The department did not identify a specific drug or source as the cause of Tuesday’s increase. However, fentanyl, a synthetic opioid that is up to 50 times more potent than heroin, has become a leading driver of overdose deaths in the United States. While it was once most commonly found mixed into heroin, it is now frequently detected in cocaine, counterfeit prescription pills, methamphetamine, and other illicit drugs, often without users’ knowledge.

As we've stated in the past, we had some bad family experiences with narcotics, so NARCAN was always a hard "no" from us. Our relatives would have been far better off if that problem child had died of an overdose rather than stealing and burglarizing family homes to support his bad habits.

Society would be far better off if junkies overdosed and got trundled off to landfills by Streets and San rather than spending ambulance rides, medical care and doctors' efforts on what will be a vicious endless cycle of wasted time, resources and lives.

Cops Injured

Looks like their car was hit by a stolen vehicle....that may have been pursued?

• Two police officers and a pedestrian were hurt in brief police chase involving a reportedly stolen car in Rogers Park, Chicago police said.

  CPD said officers saw a red Toyota sedan that had been reported stolen at about 7:14 p.m. on Friday in the 7400-Block of N. Sheridan Road.

  Officers tried to pullover the driver in the 2000-Block of W. Birchwood Avenue, but the fled the scene and crashed into an unmarked CPD vehicle.

  The driver of the Toyota also crashed into a light-colored Volkswagen SUV, causing the SUV to go onto a curb and strike a 24-year-old male pedestrian.

We can't even....whatever....until the political atmosphere changes, why even bother running plates unless the car is parked, unoccupied and doesn't have a City Sticker or some other compliance violation?

Get well soon injured Officers.