LAPD Takes Streets Back

Conehead take note. Waller, you too.

Maybe Dart and ISP Kelly can hop on board:

• Cops sprung a massive sting on alleged street-racing hooligans in South Los Angeles early Saturday — reportedly detaining hundreds and preparing to haul away scores of vehicles.

  The Los Angeles Police Department told The California Post that officers issued a tactical alert at 3:21 a.m. and were still working the scene hours later, as of 9 a.m.

  No details were immediately available on arrests or citations from the LAPD.

  Video from the scene showed dozens of officers surrounding a massive crowd as people wandered between cars trapped at the intersection of South Figueroa Street and West Alondra Boulevard. Tow trucks stood by, ready to pounce.

At last report, around 300 participants were detained AND OVER 100 VEHICLES IMPOUNDED.

Back when impounds were a thing (and snow tows) every vehicle towed was tagged with something like $150 in fines, another $50 in towing fees, and an initial $10 daily storage fee which was increased by $10 a day afterwards.

That's a quick $21K in a single incident.

Now do this a of couple weekends in a row and suddenly Conehead's budget deficit starts to shrink, his approval rating goes up, and CTA revenues....well, they stay the same as those morons will just wave the shitheads through.

Bad Mix

Someone got the recipe wrong....again:

• Chicago emergency crews responded to 35 suspected opioid overdose cases Tuesday, nearly twice the city’s daily average of 19, prompting the Chicago Department of Public Health to issue a warning about a possible spike in overdoses. The 35 suspected opioid-related EMS responses were concentrated in South Shore and Chatham, CDPH said.

  The spike does not mean 35 people died or that all 35 cases have been confirmed as opioid overdoses, but the Overdose Detection Mapping Application Program, a real-time surveillance system used to identify possible overdose clusters, identified the cluster.

  CDPH urged people to carry naloxone, commonly known as NARCAN, the medication that can rapidly reverse an opioid overdose. Officials also delivered a blunt warning about ingesting counterfeit or other pills not prescribed by a doctor and dispensed by a pharmacy.

  The department did not identify a specific drug or source as the cause of Tuesday’s increase. However, fentanyl, a synthetic opioid that is up to 50 times more potent than heroin, has become a leading driver of overdose deaths in the United States. While it was once most commonly found mixed into heroin, it is now frequently detected in cocaine, counterfeit prescription pills, methamphetamine, and other illicit drugs, often without users’ knowledge.

As we've stated in the past, we had some bad family experiences with narcotics, so NARCAN was always a hard "no" from us. Our relatives would have been far better off if that problem child had died of an overdose rather than stealing and burglarizing family homes to support his bad habits.

Society would be far better off if junkies overdosed and got trundled off to landfills by Streets and San rather than spending ambulance rides, medical care and doctors' efforts on what will be a vicious endless cycle of wasted time, resources and lives.

Cops Injured

Looks like their car was hit by a stolen vehicle....that may have been pursued?

• Two police officers and a pedestrian were hurt in brief police chase involving a reportedly stolen car in Rogers Park, Chicago police said.

  CPD said officers saw a red Toyota sedan that had been reported stolen at about 7:14 p.m. on Friday in the 7400-Block of N. Sheridan Road.

  Officers tried to pullover the driver in the 2000-Block of W. Birchwood Avenue, but the fled the scene and crashed into an unmarked CPD vehicle.

  The driver of the Toyota also crashed into a light-colored Volkswagen SUV, causing the SUV to go onto a curb and strike a 24-year-old male pedestrian.

We can't even....whatever....until the political atmosphere changes, why even bother running plates unless the car is parked, unoccupied and doesn't have a City Sticker or some other compliance violation?

Get well soon injured Officers.  

Officers Cleared

And it only took SIXTEEN MONTHS!

• Chicago’s police accountability agency has cleared two Chicago police officers who shot and killed a man in Hammond, Indiana, last year.

  In its final report, released Thursday, the Civilian Office of Police Accountability found that Joseph Navarro charged toward the officers after crashing his car and tried to shoot them. But his firearm apparently jammed, “likely saving one or both officers’ lives,” according to COPA.

CWB has video and this picture up:

Just for shits and giggles, we looked at this photo with one eye opened and one eye closed and you know what happened?

• we determined in about sixteen SECONDS that the shooting was justified 

The video is extensive and while no one performs exactly at 100% under the massive stress of a shooting, the Officers were able to eliminate the threat and go home intact. The dispatcher wasn't the best, but help got where it needed to be. 

All in all, a good shoot, despite COPA's efforts to "make the process into the punishment" that they couldn't apply otherwise.

Sixty-One Years?

There's obviously some word coming down through the Courts to apply maximum sentences on criminals, especially if the crime was committed on the CTA:

• For nearly a year, Isaac Anderson worked as a security guard at some of the city’s biggest annual events. That career, and whatever Anderson hoped to achieve with the rest of his life, derailed on an October morning in 2022 when he murdered a man aboard a Red Line train, a killing prosecutors said was sparked by Anderson’s desire to have the victim’s Pepsi.

  Jurors needed just three hours in June to find Isaac Anderson, 30, guilty of the slaying. On Thursday, Judge Angela Munari-Petrone handed down his sentences: 55 years for murder plus a consecutive five years for robbery. By law, he will have to serve all of the murder term plus half of the robbery sentence before being eligible for release.

After the President made it a point to mention the out the out-of-control CTA crime numbers and threaten to withhold Federal monies since Conehead wasn't actually spending anything on security measures to deter crime, there's been an upsurge in sentences.

We can't recall the last time we saw a sixty year sentence handed down. 

Release the Demons!

Another non-demonized yute, out on bail despite numerous charges, once again commits a murder:

• A judge this week sentenced a man to 40 years in prison for murdering a beloved Hyde Park bartender while he had three felony cases pending in juvenile court, two involving illegal gun possession and one involving armed carjacking.

  But Keante McShan, 23, may have even more prison time ahead of him. Court records show he is preparing to enter a plea next week in an unrelated kidnapping case.

  Surveillance video allegedly showed McShan checking parked car doors in the area of the 4900 block of South Greenwood Avenue to see if they were unlocked before he spotted Diego Damis, 41, who was walking home after his shift at The Cove Lounge around 5 a.m. on February 25, 2022.

  Prosecutors said McShan approached Damis, stabbed him repeatedly, and took his wallet, cash, and bank card. Video showed Damis kneeling on the grass next to the sidewalk as the attacker ran away. He then fell backward and remained there for more than an hour until a passerby discovered him and called for help.

Just tossing this out there, but you know where criminals can't (usually) get guns?

• in jail, awaiting trial

But this turd had two UUW charges AND a carjacking charge, but still managed to end up on the street with an additional gun. Funny how that works. 

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UPDATE: comments are still down as of 1600 hours, even though we've had 15,000+ visits so far today. 

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We've written tomorrow's posts and they'll be going up at midnight as usual.We'll continue to monitor the comments for any sort of breakthrough by eBlogger. But it's Labor Day weekend, so who knows what will happen.

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More FOP Board Meeting News

Remember, this is YOUR Dues money - you contribute to the running of the Lodge to protect YOUR Rights, negotiate YOUR Contract, provide YOU legal assistance when needed.

It's not a vacation fund for the Executive Board:

• There wasn’t a single meaningful discussion about grievances, discipline, working conditions, benefits, manpower, or the problems facing the men and women actually working the streets. Instead, so much of the meeting was about approving money for trips, events and other non-essential expenses.

  One that really stood out was the Board approving $10,000 for John Catanzara, Mike Cosentino, Dave DiSanti, Steve Olsen and Rob Noceda to take the food trailer to New York for the 9/11 Memorial.

  Don’t get me wrong. I think every American should visit the 9/11 Memorial at some point in their life. I just don’t expect to pay for their trip.

  How does spending $10,000 of  dues to send these guys to New York serve the membership? How does using our dues to buy food to hand out to people who aren’t even Lodge 7 members do anything for the men and women who paid for it and are left behind working the streets?

  Were dues-paying members offered the opportunity to go? Was the trip opened up to the membership? No. Instead, the trip goes to Board Members who don't pay dues and are already receiving Commander or Captain salaries or generous Lodge stipends.

What business does the Lodge have in New York? NYPD runs with the PBA, not the FOP. 

Why does the food trailer have to go along - is The Big Apple is running low on hotdogs? Who's paying for the food and do the members get to inspect the receipts and books? Why five people? And why these five? 

This doesn't sound like an appropriate use of Dues money because no one can define how this is being used to benefit the membership. 

By the way, wasn't the FOP Golf Outing a good time yesterday? A bit warm, but a sunny day. We shook hands with a number of members of the Executive Board, including the big man himself....twice....to our internal amusement.  

A New Range Backstop?

True? Not true?

• The Obama pylon was shot up. No media coverage whatsoever 

Is there a Case Report floating around?

Did it actually prevent bullets from flying into the neighborhood? 

FOP Disaster Continues

The legal issues are piling up according to this editorial:

• Signs are emerging that the internal political wars of the FOP Chicago and state lodges, especially those tied to FOP President John Catanzara, could lead to costly legal battles and judgments for members.

  The union’s First Vice President, Mike Mette, has filed a petition to preserve evidence to the FOP board, a sign that Mette may be considering a lawsuit against the lodge after board members initiated internal charges against him.

  Mette is being accused by a board member of approving legal defense funds to an officer charged with a DUI, an expenditure of lodge money for an off-duty incident that may not be sanctioned by the lodge. The charges are opaque. Legal defense for cops is a gray area, with many examples of the lodge at least providing some assistance to cops, particularly in instances in which the officers could lose crucial credentials allowing them to remain on the job. Such assistance has been provided in the past, but garnered no disciplinary response against the lodge member who approved it.

  But a petition to preserve evidence suggests that Mette may be alleging a whistleblower-type lawsuit that the charges against him are retaliatory. Mette recently leveled his own charges of financial misconduct against FOP President John Catanzara, charges that were dismissed by both the Chicago and state lodges and are now headed to the national FOP. Mette’s claims that Catanzara was spending lodge money on personal items came right around the same time federal investigators sent a subpoena to at least some lodge officials demanding lodge spending records.

The FOP liar lawyer admitted that there were irregularities regarding the credit card.

The FOP Board Meeting this week ...well, check out the post a few places above this one where the Board is looting the treasury for non-Lodge related trips.

These incidents lend more-than-a-bit of credence to complaints that Dues money has been funding lavish dinners and any number of other questionable expenditures.

There really needs to be a top-to-bottom housecleaning. 

No, No, No....and Hell No

Report from one of our regulars:

• I wanted to make you aware of something that happened at today’s FOP Board meeting that I believe members should know about.
  
  
  John informed the Board that he is starting a new charity, referred to during the meeting as “606,” “CPD 606,” or something similar. This charity will be a separate organization from the FOP, although FOP Board members and Field Reps will sit on its board.
  
  
  John then proposed transferring approximately **$200,000 worth of Lodge assets** to this separate organization. That would include $50,000 in FOP “seed money,” the FOP’s food trailer, and the truck used to pull it.
  
  
  These are assets that belong to Lodge 7 and its members. When a couple of Board members pushed back on giving the charity $50,000, John responded, “Well how is this charity supposed to get started without this seed money?”
  
  
  There was also discussion about who would sit on the charity’s board in the future and how current FOP leadership could make sure they continued to have a say in who sits on that board long after they are gone. John even called the Lodge attorney during the meeting to explain how the charity’s board would operate.
  
  
  But the FOP Board was not provided the charity’s bylaws, articles of incorporation, complete board roster, budget, financial controls, or even a written copy of its mission statement.
  
  
  I have since learned something else that makes this proposal even more concerning: **the charity’s mission is not limited to helping Lodge 7 members or even Chicago police officers. Its stated mission focuses on helping police officers nationwide.**

Um, that's what the Brotherhood does as part of a national network with Officers, bylaws, mission statements, etc. We've been contributor to them for a dozen years or more along with the Chaplains Ministry.

After learning that the FOP credit card has been used improperly, corruptly and quite possibly criminally, this should be a non-starter. Even letting Catanzara get within smelling distance of $200K without the simplest forms of bylaws, incorporation, rosters, etc would be the height of irresponsibility and any Board member taking part in this fiasco should be removed and expelled immediately.

Get to that next meeting people - this is YOUR dues money that is supposed to be spend on YOU, your issues and your job protections. 

It's Cyclical

Is crime down? Yes, by raw numbers, crime has dropped this year among the more violent types of crimes. Property and non-violent crimes maintain their rates though.

Will it last? No one knows, but politicians are running on numbers that aren't as bad as they used to be:

• Despite historically low levels of violent crime in Chicago this year, candidates trying to replace Mayor Brandon Johnson are sweeping aside the numbers in favor of anecdotes and are depicting the city as reeling in a “crisis” of gun violence and lawlessness.

  Chicago had 122 murders in June, July and August, according to city and police data posted through Tuesday evening.

  That’s the lowest summer total since 1965. Overall violent crime hit its lowest level last year in more than four decades. City data shows the downward trend has continued this year.

Conehead is sprinting to take credit for all of this, conveniently ignoring the deportation numbers that took an entire segment of the population out of the crime business, along with the choking off of funding for any number of groups that funneled cash to those promoting disorder.

Some of the other "drop-offs" in crimes though are people who aren't reporting them because they know or have come to expect that there are zero consequences being handed out, so why bother? That's even after CTA attacks were up 150% according to CWB reporting.

Stats are funny things - you can twist them to show almost anything. 

Contrarian Weighs In

They point out the Alexi "cringe" commercials aren't winning him fans:

• There’s one lesson Chicago’s insurgent left has taught the old political establishment extraordinarily well: Money can buy you an enormous amount of political advertising, but it cannot buy authenticity. Sometimes the more money you spend trying to manufacture authenticity, the more ridiculous you look.

  Which brings us to “Sexy Alexi” Giannoulias, our new poster child for the art of making yourself look like a fool at great expense. I have occasionally wondered whether his opposition is secretly funding his current ad campaign. Giannoulias enters the Chicago mayoral sweepstakes with the enormous advantages of money, name recognition, and the apparently unshakable conviction that the electorate has been waiting all these years for the second coming of Alexi Giannoulias.

  So what is he doing with all that? Making goofy TV commercials and social-media videos. It has gotten sufficiently embarrassing that even the Chicago Tribune editorial board — hardly a muckraker these days — called him out. Its August 23 editorial pleaded: “Enough with ‘Sexy Alexi.’” When the Tribune starts wondering whether a Chicago politician is making himself look ridiculous, the politician might want to listen.

Go read it all. 

What would be truly interesting would be if the FOP endorsed Giannouolias - that could tank his support with numerous groups.

Unfortunately, we have a feeling they're going to ambush Mendoza and give her an endorsement she isn't (yet) seeking to drive her out of the race. 

Conehead Out?

Conehead was talking about a big upcoming presser this month - is this it?

• Johnson told his chiefs of departments Monday that he is NOT running again. Announcing his intention next week and throwing his vote behind Alexi. Alexi will be with him at the press conference.

He polling as low as he ever has so this isn't a real surprise. Porkulous himself has refused to appear at public events with Conehead, he's that toxic.

But....

If Giannoulias is actually appearing with him for this announcement, does Conehead become an anchor around his campaign? Why would he appear with, let alone accept the endorsement of  the lowest polling mayor in history? Someone who is (A) a failure, (B) has zero accomplishments to his career and (C) is known as the tool of the CTU which has lost nearly as much support as mayor dumbass. 

"...somewhat targeted..."

So the Slum Times is attempting to turn the single fatality at this weekend's mass shooting into some sort of well loved martyr:

• On Saturday night, a celebration in Washington Park ended in tragedy when masked gunmen reportedly opened fire, killing the 35-year-old Guterz and wounding 14 others in the largest mass shooting in Chicago this year.

  Donna Guterz is now planning her youngest sibling’s funeral — a somber event that will likely bring some of the same people back together.

  “It’s been terrible, just knowing the type of person he was,” she said. “The outpouring on social media has been amazing. I didn’t know my brother was that loved.”

  Local Ald. Jeanette Taylor (20th) said the attack had nothing to do with the reunion, which was wrapping up when the gunfire erupted. She called on those who know anything about the gunmen to step forward.

Sure, that'll happen.

In the meantime, Waller had a presser:

• Chicago’s acting top cop told reporters Tuesday that police think a mass shooting at a gathering in Washington Park over the weekend was “somewhat targeted” and likely involved multiple shooters and an exchange of gunfire.

  As city officials announced the opening of a resource center for those affected by violence, interim Chicago Police Supt. Fred Waller also alluded to the potential use of a “switch,” a small device that turns a semiautomatic pistol into a machine gun.

  “It happens in a matter of seconds, but we also know that there probably was some return fire also, so some people in the crowd [were] probably armed,” Waller said, standing alongside Mayor Brandon Johnson and other city leaders at the Washington Park Refectory.

"...somewhat targeted...." That's a new one.

According to a few e-mailers who were on the scene, the deceased wasn't shot once or twice. He wasn't even shot five or six times. Of the thirty-six shell casing that were recovered, it looks like half or more were expended into the dead guy, i.e. he was the target. 

The other fourteen people were just collateral damage.

But whatever floats your boat there Fred. 

Eighteen Years?

That's actually a significant sentence should he serve the majority of it:

• A Chicago man accused of shooting two Venezuelan migrants outside a police station before leading officers on a high-speed chase that ended when he crashed into a CPD squad car has been sentenced to 18 years in prison.

  Anthony Evans, 28, pleaded guilty to aggravated battery by discharging a firearm and aggravated DUI in exchange for concurrent sentences of 18 years and five years, respectively, according to court records. Judge Shelley Sutker-Dermer handled the case and sentenced Evans.

  The incident unfolded on an afternoon in October 2023 outside the Grand Crossing (3rd) District police station at 7040 South Cottage Grove Avenue. Prosecutors said Evans opened fire outside the station, striking a 28-year-old woman in the buttocks and a 24-year-old man in the right thigh. Both victims were migrants from Venezuela who listed the Grand Crossing station as their home address, according to Evans’ arrest report.

  Moments later, officers spotted a Jeep Cherokee matching the description of the vehicle wanted in connection with the shooting, the report said. Evans sped away northbound on State Street before eventually swerving into the southbound lanes, according to police. He crashed into a Chicago police tactical unit squad car in the 5400 block of South State Street.

While we aren't about to tell people to vote FOR a judge (because the rot goes so deep), it's good to see one of them actually handing out some substantial years. Maybe the word has gone out to stop being so lenient?

Probably not, but hope springs eternal. 

Is This a Thing?

Because it sounds like "a thing:"

• Cook County State's Attorney Eileen O'Neill Burke has eliminated the public do-not-call list and a related disclosure list that once flagged as many as 200 current and former Chicago police officers with documented credibility problems, replacing them with an internal system that leans heavily on officers to report their own misconduct. The change, enacted through a December 2025 policy, has alarmed defense attorneys who say they now sometimes learn of an officer's troubled history as late as the morning of trial.

  Burke, who took office in December 2024, overrode the county's previous Brady/Giglio disclosure framework in March 2025 before rolling out the December 2025 policy, according to a timeline laid out by The Chicago Reporter. That policy replaced the old lists with an internal “officers relieved of police authority” list and confidential Brady/Giglio files, and it now requires prosecutors to document misconduct, dishonesty, credibility findings, and social media activity. Under the new framework, the Burke administration relies more heavily on officers' own responses to a standardized Brady/Giglio questionnaire, and disclosures are supposed to be made as soon as practicable rather than through a running public roster.

  Her predecessor, Kim Foxx, took a very different approach. Foxx maintained a public do-not-call list alongside a separate internal disclosure list, and Cook County officers were notified whenever they were placed on either one, with 90 days to challenge that placement. In July 2023, Foxx's office publicly released a version of that list identifying 174 current and former law enforcement officers, including 120 Chicago police officers, who were precluded from testifying due to severe misconduct — a roster that included high-profile names like Jason Van Dyke, Ronald Watts, and Reynaldo Guevara.

Obviously, you wouldn't have Officers testifying that were convicted of crimes, but Crimesha took it to ridiculous extremes and seemingly reveled using this list to assist in not doing her job, i.e. prosecuting crimes.

The pendulum will never swing to anything resembling years ago (this being a blue-city blue-state shithole, but any movement back toward the center can be considered an improvement.

Nice Weekend Conehead

From the CWB website:

• Chicago recorded 42 shooting victims from Friday through Monday morning, including three people killed and 39 wounded, making it the city’s second-worst shooting weekend of the year, according to HeyJackass, which independently tracks Chicago crime statistics using official and open-source data.

  The weekend’s total trails only Father’s Day weekend, when 44 people were shot, for most victims in 2026. Both weekends topped Memorial Day and Independence Day weekends, which are typically among Chicago’s most violent holiday periods, the website found. Longer-term comparisons for the just-ended weekend are difficult because the weekend sometimes includes the three-day Labor Day holiday, which can skew the numbers.

And guess who's demanding accountability? The community "activists:"

• Saturday began peacefully in Washington Park, where former residents of the Robert Taylor Homes gathered for a reunion. By the end of the night, the event descended into violence.

  Bamani Obadele, a former resident of the Robert Taylor Homes, said the community cannot accept such incidents as routine.

  "This is not something we should embrace as a norm. This is unacceptable and we need to do better as a community to get out in front of these incidents," said Obadele of community health organization Acclivus.

As one of our regular commentators asked a couple times, "Where are the 'violence interrupters'?"

Didn't they get a million dollars or some outrageous total? What are the citizens of Chicago getting in return for this tremendous expenditure? Because we're not seeing a great return on this investment.

Who do they think they are - Chicago Teacher Union members or something? 

Crime is Equalizing!

From that always humorous site, the BabylonBee:

• In the wake of a mass shooting that left one dead and 14 wounded, Mayor Brandon Johnson touted the city's increased diversity of shooting victims.

  While speaking at the annual Hoopers 2 Heaven event in Grand Crossing Park, Mayor Johnson said he'd never been prouder of how people from all walks of life were now being shot, instead of just the usual black people.

  "This was a horrific event that was made a little bit better by the diversity of the shooting victims," the mayor said. "I just hope we catch the shooters so that I can thank them personally for what they've accomplished in our city."

  According to witnesses, two masked gunmen opened fire on a crowd in Washington Park on Saturday night. But unlike the typical gang clash, the gunmen fired indiscriminately into a crowd, not caring who they killed. Black, white, or brown — it didn't matter. Everyone was worth killing, regardless of their color.

  "Yes, people shouldn't be shot," the mayor added, "but if it's going to happen, it might as well be diverse."

Our darker sense of humor smiled.

Sounds Like a Great Boss

A credit to the supervisory ranks:

• O/T; Are we not going to talk about Waller promoting Dachae Blanton, one of the dumbest individuals I’ve ever worked with to Deputy Chief of Detectives last Wednesday. Remember when she was acting street deputy and she came up on the radio and denied the request of a bloodhound because the offender wasn’t bleeding. Now the rest of the areas will experience her micromanaging and vindictiveness wrath that area 2 has experienced for the last 5 years! There is no way Bruno is going to be able to control her, she will just play the race card and win… Good luck everyone and buckle up.

Does anyone think she actually passed a test high enough to get promoted at any point in her career?

"Presence" no Longer Deters Crime

Libtards are always outraged that regular people would want to defend themselves or loved ones against savages and demonized people (or folks). And then this happens and they start up again with the anti-gun stuff, ignoring the fact that this WASN'T regular law abiding citizens and it certainly WASN'T any sort of defensive use of a gun.:

• A shootout inside Washington Park left one man dead and 13 others injured Saturday night, according to Chicago police, putting it in a tie as the city’s worst shooting of the year.

  Chicago police officers were already in the area monitoring a planned gathering in the park near the 5400 block of South Cottage Grove Avenue when multiple gunmen began shooting around 11:37 p.m., police said. Officers immediately reported “nonstop” gunfire over their radios as people ran for cover.

The police were already on scene and it deterred exactly nothing, because the demonized know exactly what we were warning about and we've been telling readers for decades.

Days Off Canceled....Maybe

Looks like downtown is going to screw up the first two weeks of September with canceling days off and unspecified deployments?

• OT: has anyone read the Mexican days off cancelled amc message? Could they have made that any more complicated? My goodness.

Who has a copy? From what we've heard, there is some sort of "alert" about possible cancellations and notices about mass arrest procedures being on standby....which is a joke because the chances of a mass arrest incident are near zero.

Should be a great time.

CPS Numbers and Disciplinary Files

We're told these numbers are compiled directly from City of Chicago offices, press releases and various media outlets:

• Chicago spent $639.6 million on illegal-migrant care from August 2022 through 2024.
  
  
  In the same season, Chicago Public Schools faced a $732 million budget hole and layoffs.
  
  
  Only 43% of grades 3-8 were proficient in reading, 27% in math.
  
  
  Forty percent were chronically absent in 2025. Enrollment fell more than 70,000 in a decade, and the district still asked for a record $10.1 billion budget.
  
  
  So the city found two-thirds of a billion for people who skipped the line, and handed its own classrooms a deficit.
  
  
  If Chicago can find $639.6 million for arrivals, who decided the child who already has a desk waits in back?

It's good to see these numbers in a single spot instead of spread all over media outlets that don't cover the entire story and accept what they're fed by City Hall politicos like good little lapdogs. 

In the meantime, the Contrarian people noticed the release of CPS disciplinary files:

• Why is no one talking about the more than 700 Chicago Schools employees who have been disciplined for misconduct — including sexual abuse against students — in just the last year?

  The first news of this sordid state of affairs broke at the end of July when WTTW reported that more than 700 employees of the CPS had been caught engaging in some sort of misconduct, including harassment, financial crimes, and sexual abuse. And this huge number represents only a single year of disciplinary records.

  The CPS has nearly 43,295 employees, so 700 is nearly two percent (1.62 percent is the number here) of the total number of employees. That seems fairly high. Granted, zero misconduct is what any business or organizations strives for, but 1.6 percent is certainly not acceptable, and is higher than the average rate in the private sector, regardless.

  WTTW noted the number of disciplined CPS workers were counted between January of 2025 and January of this year. While most of the misconduct cases were low-level infractions, dozens were clear crimes including harassment, discrimination, fraud, and sexual assaults. Of the latter, 10 employees were either fired or had resigned over accusations of sexual assault involving students.

The Contrarian notes that this was reported by WTTW - an outlet that has viewership that (in many cases) is less than the blog during its heyday. No wonder the City goes there instead of places it might actually get seen. 

What Exactly is the Point?

More useless new laws in Illinois:

• New rules governing who can use electric bikes and scooters, including where and how fast they go, will go into effect next year following Gov. JB Pritzker’s signature on Wednesday.

  Pritzker signed Senate Bill 3484 which establishes regulations on “micromobility” transportation that include age requirements, speed limits and rules on where they can be operated. The bill takes effect Jan. 1.

  “Technology is evolving, providing expanded mobility options for our neighbors through the rise in popularity of e-bikes and scooters,” bill sponsor Sen. Ram Villivalam (D-Chicago), said in a statement. “But without clear regulations for these devices, we are seeing increased injuries and accidents — jeopardizing community safety.”

So now CPD is going to be allowed to pursue lawbreakers, ticket the drivers, impound and tow the vehicles, thereby increasing the chances of consequences and deterring criminal mischief??

• Well, no

Have you not been paying attention that past twenty years? 

It's That Time Again

Are you boosted?

• Although foodborne pathogens have been in the spotlight all summer, another highly contagious virus is surging in the United States: coronavirus. A new wave of COVID-19 is sweeping the country, with cases on the rise in nearly every state.

  As of Aug. 19, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that COVID infections are growing or likely growing in 48 states and declining in zero states.

  COVID-19 activity is still considered low, nationally, the CDC says. However, rates are increasing quickly across the country, especially in the South and West.

Remember, there are still people stupid enough to fall for this shit, but if you don't have (A) a depressed immune system or (B) two or more comorbidities, you're chances of survival are about 100%.

Rumors starting up that Snelling will be back to help strip everyone for not getting this year's version of the Clot Shot, which reduce your chances to about 98.6%. 

Back in Custody

This guy tried to light a Molotov cocktail full of paint thinner at a crowded CTA stop during rush hour:

• The man accused of trying to ignite a Molotov cocktail at a CTA bus stop, then going missing for weeks after a Cook County judge denied prosecutors’ request to keep him in jail, is back in custody. Court records show the Cook County Sheriff’s Office arrested Marshun Kimber, the subject of three outstanding warrants, shortly after CWB Chicago profiled him in a report Wednesday morning.

  In case you missed our report, Judge Kelly McCarthy released Kimber on electronic monitoring on July 30 despite an assistant state’s attorney’s warning that he posed a danger to the public and could be a flight risk, according to a transcript of the detention hearing.

They'll hold him....but....:

• Not long after CWB Chicago published its story Wednesday morning, the Cook County Sheriff’s Office located Kimber and brought him before Judge Barbara Dawkins, court records show. She heard the state’s motion for pretrial release sanctions based on Kimber’s alleged failures to appear and imposed the maximum penalty under the SAFE-T Act: 30 days in jail.

That's it?

Maybe next time, he'll try to light a Molotov cocktail in the courtroom. 

Weren't These Illegal?

This is what happens when you stop effective traffic enforcement:

• A 42-year-old man was killed Friday afternoon when his ATV struck a Nissan Rogue in a collision in Ashburn, Chicago police said.

  The crash took place along the 8400 block of South Pulaski Road at about 2:08 p.m, police said.

  The unidentified man had been taken to Christ Hospital, where he was pronounced dead, according to police.

  The Major Accidents Investigation Unit is investigating.

Should be a quick investigation, seeing as how the ATV was likely 100% being operated illegally and unsafely.

A while back, a reader sent us a social media video of someone driving an ATV down the street, speeding and popping wheelies....while driving directly beside a CPD squad car. It appeared to be a female and there was zero enforcement. She wiped out at an intersection, so we don't know if anything happened after that. Maybe someone has the clip?

But CPD hasn't been allowed to chase motorcycles or similar vehicles for decades now, because it's "too dangerous" to the asshole riding the bike. After all, they might crash, kill themselves or someone else, and then the City gets sued, so it's easier to just forbid the Police from enforcing the Law. That expanded greatly over the years to where any fleeing person isn't pursued lest the ghetto-lottery pays out millions. That expanded to foot chases, too, as we were getting ready to retire. 

Does anyone know if the Stop Stick Unit has ever deployed a single tire deflation device? 

NFL Weighs In

They obviously want the Bears to stay in Illinois:

• NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has weighed in once more on the Chicago Bears stadium saga, letting the world know Illinois isn’t out of the race just yet.

  Goodell spoke to NFL media members at the league’s quarterly meetings in Atlanta on Thursday, where he confirmed that he met with Illinois lawmakers and said the Bears’ Arlington Heights stadium site has not yet been completely ruled out.

  “There’s no specific timetable from my standpoint, other than we know that they are looking at the alternate groups — Indiana or Arlington Heights,” Goodell told assembled media after meeting with NFL team owners at a hotel. “We want to make sure that Arlington Heights and Illinois have an opportunity, as well as Indiana, to put their best foot forward.”

So the backroom negotiations continue.

Just out of curiosity - would the Indianapolis Colts have any say in the matter, like a regional restriction or something? 

The Grappler Deployed

Suburban Oak Brook is trying out a new tool:

• It took multiple police departments and multiple efforts, but law enforcement in the suburbs finally stopped a moving van that fled from officers this week.

  Oak Brook police successfully deployed their "grappler" device to stop the van.

  The device uses a bumper mounted net and tether to stop a vehicle.

  The chase happened on the southbound Tri-State Tollway on Monday night, police said.

There are some videos out there where the physics involved end up tearing the entire rear axle assembly off of the fleeing vehicle, which is hilarious....and effective.

It also means you'll never see anything like this in Chicago. 

Gun Collector Arrested

This guy must have a heck of a well-paying job to afford not one, but TWO "machine guns":

• Deral Willis made a splash on CWBChicago in 2023 when he tried to elude Chicago police by tossing a machine gun into the Chicago River from the State Street Bridge. Unfortunately for him, a Chicago Police Marine Unit diver recovered the weapon. Willis was ultimately sentenced to four years in prison in October, but he was paroled in May.

  Now, in a case of déjà vu, the 33-year-old is back in custody on a parole violation after prosecutors say he ran from police with a machine gun and tried to get rid of it by tossing it into a dumpster, just two blocks from the State Street Bridge. At least the cops didn’t need dive gear this time.

Imagine being that rich you can afford a "machine gun.".

And being able to get a second "machine gun" after being a convicted felon. 

This guy must be the ghetto Elon Musk or something. 

Officer Injured

A traffic crash:

• A Chicago police officer was among two people injured in a crash Thursday afternoon on the city's Southwest Side, a fire department spokesperson said.

  The crash happened around 4:39 p.m. at Archer Avenue and Nagle Avenue in Garfield Ridge.

  Chicago Police Department officials said a CPD squad car driven by an officer was traveling on Archer Avenue and was attempting to turn into a parking lot when it was hit by a sedan. The officer had a neck injury and was taken to a hospital in fair condition.

As has been cited here and elsewhere, traffic crashes are the leading cause of injuries to Officers nowadays. Be careful out there - many Officers are behind the wheel a majority of the hours worked. 

Remember This Thing?

There was absolutely no reason for this to be here, and there was ZERO reason to give away lakefront land to build it on:

• The Lucas Museum of Narrative Art will open Sept. 22 in Los Angeles after more than a decade of planning. Co-founded by George Lucas and Mellody Hobson, the museum will feature much more than Star Wars memorabilia.

  The five-story building covers 300,000 square feet in Exposition Park. Its 35 galleries occupy approximately 100,000 square feet and will draw from a permanent collection containing more than 40,000 works.

  Opening exhibitions will place more than 1,200 objects across over 30 galleries. The displays will range from ancient sculptures and Renaissance paintings to comics, photography, murals, children's book illustrations and cinematic artifacts.

Of course, it's curious how the Friends of the Parks managed to kill the Lucas Museum, but was strangely ineffective for the Sparklefart Monstrosity.

Google-Me Scandal

About time this turd got caught up in something major:

• Three officials within the U.S. Secret Service’s communications office – including the agency’s top spokesman, Anthony Guglielmi – have been removed from their posts and stripped of their security clearances as investigators examine how classified or sensitive information reached the press, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

  The three were escorted from Secret Service headquarters in Washington, D.C., on Monday and formally designated “do not admit,” meaning they are barred from entering agency facilities, two sources told RealClearPolitics, which first reported on the suspensions. One of those sources said both the FBI and CIA are participating in the inquiry, pointing to a probe with more weight than a routine internal personnel matter.

Remember when he was the spokes-weasel here? He was a notorious liar from Day One and continued that habit of extensively lying regarding USSS coverage during the Drooling Vegetable years. Now he's suspected of being a partisan media leaker to undermine the current administration.

Good riddance.