- It’s good news that the Chicago police officer who was shot and horribly wounded over the weekend is expected to make a full recovery. The 41-year-old officer is recuperating from a second surgery since being critically injured in a gun battle between the police and 45-year-old Michael Blackman on Saturday, police spokesman Anthony [Google-me] told us.
We’re sure pulling for the officer, a father of two whom [Google-me] described as “very well-liked and energetic.” We look forward to him returning home soon from Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn.
The officer’s shooting is yet another reminder, if anybody needs one, that the Chicago police put their lives on the line for us every day. It’s part of the job, remarkably. They know it going in.
And we thank them.
Maybe it's early onset senility kicking in, but we can't recall any recent instances of the Slum Times Editors thanking us for anything. In fact, along with their wife-beating columnist and the non-prosecuting car theft victim, we recall taking quite the verbal lashings over the past years.
- First Deputy Supt. Anthony Riccio described Blackman, charged Monday with two shootings, as an “engine of violence.” That sounds about right, if the accusations against him prove to be true.
Jagoff might be the "engine," certainly. But don't forget who's supplying the gas, flipping the ignition and stomping on the accelerator. Nationally, it was Sparklefarts, Holder and Lynch. Locally, there's Prickwrinkle, Crimesha, Dart and Evans along with supporting roles played by Shortshanks, Rahm, Groot and the current cockroaches at City Hall.
The editorial closes with this:
- We don’t know his name.
But we tell him this: A whole city wishes him well.
On one hand, we appreciate the sentiment.
On the other, some people (or folks) didn't get the memo because we were told to "Go fuck yo'self bitch-ass police" twice yesterday.
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